[SUV]

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Sweet baby Jesus. Biblically correct dungbread? It's good thing that I'm a true lady and wear my gloves whenever I go out. It sounds like I might need them.

A gasmask might be a step in the Right direction also

Lord Jesus, I Beeseech Thee to Forgive me the Sin of PRIDE!!!

[Talitha]

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Hi Sister Cameltoe.
Nice to make your acquaintance.

Praise The Lord that we have another Saved Female for Jesus

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

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My GOD, Sister, words cannot express how happy this makes me!

None of the rest of these "Christians" will have anything more to do anymore with my culinary deelights since I began Baking my Biblically-Correct dungbread

Sweet baby Jesus. Biblically correct dungbread? It's good thing that I'm a true lady and wear my gloves whenever I go out. It sounds like I might need them.

[SUV]

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I'd love to taste your cookies.

My GOD, Sister, words cannot express how happy this makes me!

None of the rest of these "Christians" will have anything more to do anymore with my culinary deelights since I began Baking my Biblically-Correct dungbread

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

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Dear Sister, I have been Known (often, in the Biblical sense) only as Sister Sue Vera until about a year ago. My time at Landover goes back perhaps eight years; I must have just missed you. But perhaps you might come over tonight and we'll have some of my Christmas Eggnog to get acquainted, and we can get Drunk in the Spirit together! Praise!

Why sister, what a delightful invitation. Shall I bring my special Happy Birthday Jesus CHRISTmas cookies? We could have a cookie exchange. I'd love to taste your cookies.

[SUV]

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You must forgive me, dear sister, for I am frequently drunk in the Spirit and it proves quite vexing to my memory. Were you ever known as Lady S.?

Dear Sister, I have been Known (often, in the Biblical sense) only as Sister Sue Vera until about a year ago. My time at Landover goes back perhaps eight years; I must have just missed you. But perhaps you might come over tonight and we'll have some of my Christmas Eggnog to get acquainted, and we can get Drunk in the Spirit together! Praise!

[Bobby-Joe]

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You're too kind, dear brother. May the golden showers of Christ's living water continuously be upon you.

Truly Sister, Jesus refreshes my bowls every day.

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

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PRAISE Indeed, right up to Jesus golden portable up in the sky!



While your' DOF background check is pending I can see no harm in upping your status to "member". Do be patient since we have to be careful with Satan's minions about.

You're too kind, dear brother. May the golden showers of Christ's living water continuously be upon you.

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

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It's true I have the gift of healing, but my rolodex doesn't seem to include you among my grateful followers. I wonder if you have me confused with my father, Bro' Jimmy Lee?

Still, it's good to see a True Sister™ in the Lord. I hope you'll stay and fellowship with us. Some things about Landover have changed (we're older and wiser and less prone to ecstatic bursts of speaking in tongues), but other things -- I promise you -- are the same as they ever were.

I cannot be sure what man of God it was that laid his healing hands upon me. Before I was the chaste, born again virgin for Christ that you see before you now, I was Satan's most devoted harlot. Many a brother (and sister) has laid their hands on me in an attempt to rid my flesh of its whorish ways.

Perhaps you would remember me by my carnal name, Trillian.

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

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Godly Mrs Cameltoe, any chance you remember me and Pastor Kenneth?

I used to be "Sister Sue Vera" before Jesus told me to get with the times! The END Times!!!

You must forgive me, dear sister, for I am frequently drunk in the Spirit and it proves quite vexing to my memory. Were you ever known as Lady S.?

[SUV]

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Godly Mrs Cameltoe, any chance you remember me and Pastor Kenneth?

I used to be "Sister Sue Vera" before Jesus told me to get with the times! The END Times!!!

[Larry Lee]

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Yes, I seem to have a foggy recollection of Larry Lee. I believe he laid hands on me a few times.

It's true I have the gift of healing, but my rolodex doesn't seem to include you among my grateful followers. I wonder if you have me confused with my father, Bro' Jimmy Lee?

Still, it's good to see a True Sister(tm) in the Lord. I hope you'll stay and fellowship with us. Some things about Landover have changed (we're older and wiser and less prone to ecstatic bursts of speaking in tongues), but other things -- I promise you -- are the same as they ever were.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Yes! Special children. I like to think we're all riding the short bus for Christ.

PRAISE Indeed, right up to Jesus golden portable up in the sky!

I am grieved by my designation as unsaved trash. Surely a woman who's spent as much time on her knees as I have has earned her salvation. I've been redeemed by the holy, juicy blood of the Lamb.

While your' DOF background check is pending I can see no harm in upping your status to "member". Do be patient since we have to be careful with Satan's minions about.

[Mrs. Jemima Cameltoe]

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All us TRUE Christian™ are His favorites sister. That is the wonder and glory of God that He can have so many special children at His right hand!

(Though in Sister Betty Bowers case some may more more favorite than others)

Too bad the unsaved trash will never know His favor.

Yes! Special children. I like to think we're all riding the short bus for Christ.

I am grieved by my designation as unsaved trash. Surely a woman who's spent as much time on her knees as I have has earned her salvation. I've been redeemed by the holy, juicy blood of the Lamb.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Yes, I seem to have a foggy recollection of Larry Lee. I believe he laid hands on me a few times.

Thank you for the kind welcome. Seeing that I'm Jesus' favorite, it's the perfect place for me.

All us TRUE Christian(tm) are His favorites sister. That is the wonder and glory of God that He can have so many special children at His right hand!

(Though in Sister Betty Bowers case some may more more favorite than others)

Too bad the unsaved trash will never know His favor.