[Adilene]

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I am but a humble servant of God, you are welcome.
PS stay away from cream pies, its a step towards Homerism.

Is there a list on which pies are acceptable?

[James Dewitt]

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Yes sir! I'm going to do a Key Lime Pie next time! Thanks!

I am but a humble servant of God, you are welcome.
PS stay away from cream pies, its a step towards Homerism.

[Adilene]

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Sweet Jesus, stay away from pumpkins! Pumpkins= Halloween= Satan!

Yes sir! I'm going to do a Key Lime Pie next time! Thanks!

[Adilene]

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Welcome to Landover Adeline!

I would like to hear more about your pie. Can you tell me, is it soft and moist? The very best pies are.

Yours, in HIS name!

LHM

I always make sure not to burn my pies! If it look like they are browning too much I will put a piece of foil on the top. I don't want my husband angry.

[James Dewitt]

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I will be back later to view this response I have to go and have bible study then bake my husband a pie. He adores pumpkin pie. I don't like the connections with the pumpkin, but if he says so, I have to!! Thanks for your responses!!

Sweet Jesus, stay away from pumpkins! Pumpkins= Halloween= Satan!

[LordHaveMercy]

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Welcome to Landover Adeline!

I would like to hear more about your pie. Can you tell me, is it soft and moist? The very best pies are.

Yours, in HIS name!

LHM

[Adilene]

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Thanks for the Welcome! I still have a few questions My husband, who supervises my computer time told me to ask when the 'unsaved trash' will be removed from my account? And he allowed me to ask when will I be able to start a topic in the forums? Thanks so much in advance for this knowledge!!!

I will be back later to view this response I have to go and have bible study then bake my husband a pie. He adores pumpkin pie. I don't like the connections with the pumpkin, but if he says so, I have to!! Thanks for your responses!!

[Adilene]

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Hello Adilene,

Welcome to God's only True Christian™ forum.

I am sure you will learn a lot from the Ladies of Landover.

I know I certainly have.

Thanks for the Welcome! I still have a few questions My husband, who supervises my computer time told me to ask when the 'unsaved trash' will be removed from my account? And he allowed me to ask when will I be able to start a topic in the forums? Thanks so much in advance for this knowledge!!!

[Sister Charli]

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Hello Adilene,

Welcome to God's only True Christian(tm) forum.

I am sure you will learn a lot from the Ladies of Landover.

I know I certainly have.

[Adilene]

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Welcome

Thanks!

[sp0rky]

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Welcome

[Adilene]

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17 or 18 seems like you two might be slacking off a bit. My dad's best friend had 24. They managed three sets of twins. Twins are an easy way to make sure that you are obeying God's commandment to go forth and multiply. But you want to make sure that that you concentrate on begetting male children.

I'm not criticizing mind you as I am only Unsaved Trash like yourself although I am striving to be come certifiable, a True Christian. Just wanted to pop in and see if I could give you a pointer or two on how you can save your soul. Now I have to go back to studying my 1611 King James Bible. And welcome to the forum. If anyone can help you become a True Christians the members of this forum can.

Yes I totally understand. I will aim for higher!

[Bible Student]

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I'm currently rethinking my plans watching their kids. Thanks! I would like to have 15 children. Currently on my 7th. My husband wants 18. That is what his sister had. She was blessed with twins. I hope to have twins next pregnancy which will happen, after I have my current child. EDD July 2011. So I should have my next as early as 2012, hopefully twins.

17 or 18 seems like you two might be slacking off a bit. My dad's best friend had 24. They managed three sets of twins. Twins are an easy way to make sure that you are obeying God's commandment to go forth and multiply. But you want to make sure that that you concentrate on begetting male children.

I'm not criticizing mind you as I am only Unsaved Trash like yourself although I am striving to be come certifiable, a True Christian. Just wanted to pop in and see if I could give you a pointer or two on how you can save your soul. Now I have to go back to studying my 1611 King James Bible. And welcome to the forum. If anyone can help you become a True Christians the members of this forum can.

[Adilene]

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Proving you are fertile is one trick to keeping a True Christian™ man. That combined with sweet, hot, juicy pie and a clean home.

I keep a super clean home. In the morning he gives me a too do list, I start with the kitchen, then the living room, then clean both the bathrooms, make sure the kid's rooms are tidy, and then lastly mine every single day!

I bake a lot, but baking is not all. I usually will have him prepared a steak, pork chops, meatloaf, a pot roast, or something for dinner. Then I will pack his lunch. and make him eggs and bacon in the morning, and when he gets up he knows he will have his hot coffee ready. He won't let me drink coffee though he says it's bad for fertility so I get the left overs from his fresh squeezed orange juice.

[Adilene]

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I understand there is always some fear that if you bear fruit, it will be female. I have always just given up the females for adoption, since they are a liability. They can't reach high places, they fornicate, and they bleed all over the place for one week every month. Some whose blessing overflow, like Mr. Hutchins, have enough money to manage a house full of expensive womens, but we Jenkinses are simple blue collar folk. So we just get rid of them.

Remember Genesis 1:28 tells us to "be fruitful and multiply", despite the obvious risks.

Genesis 1:28 (King James Version)

28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

I have been lucky enough only to have one female! I don't want anymore of those. I do believe they are harder to raise. I rather have boys.