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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Why Sister Vaseline, welcome back, dear! I'm glad to hear your mission trip went well. Other than the bowel disruption.

I'd be willing to bet some prayer fixed it, am I right?

Philemon 1:20
Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.

[HTannor]

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Welcome back, Miss Valvoline.

I have sorely missed your pancakes and have my bottle of Aunt Jemima syrup ready to enjoy a short stack.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Oh thankee for da warm welcome back. It be good to see all my favorite white folks agin

Yep, we still be all lilly white. Thanks for being glad to see us.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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Oh thankee for da warm welcome back. It be good to see all my favorite white folks agin

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Well, I be away but the good Lawd done knows I've been doin my missionary work over in Haiti. Po Cleevon came down wif da worst diarrhea from dem dirty folks and it took us month to get his bowels to push out good healthy Bms agin.
I see we got a bunch of new folks here at the Landover and Gawd be willin, he won't be takin yo ole Vavoline away agin.

Glad to hear Cleevon's bowels are better. Does he need new shoes now that he is back from Haiti?

If he does let me know his size, I might have an old pair that would fit him loose.

[James Hutchins]

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Hi Missus Vavoline, I certainly have missed you!

Ever since I was down in Florida and you offered to to do my laundry, my shirts had never been so expertly ironed or my shorts so stain free.

I hope the joo lady is treating you right this Christmas season.

[Levi Jones]

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Well howdy, Mrs. Valvoline.

They got me on a mission trip to some town in messico called San Antonio or something like that. It's good to see you again.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Why! Lawdy, Lawdy (as you might say) it is Vavoline back in Landover. My Christmas is complete.

Sorry to here about Cleevon, get him checked over at the hospital sometime in the next 2 years.

2Ch:21:18: And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease.
2Ch:21:19: And it came to pass, that in process of time, after the end of two years, his bowels fell out by reason of his sickness: so he died of sore diseases. And his people made no burning for him, like the burning of his fathers.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Well, I be away but the good Lawd done knows I've been doin my missionary work over in Haiti. Po Cleevon came down wif da worst diarrhea from dem dirty folks and it took us month to get his bowels to push out good healthy Bms agin.
I see we got a bunch of new folks here at the Landover and Gawd be willin, he won't be takin yo ole Vavoline away agin.