[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Greetings

I wish we had witch hunts in Ireland. Large scale hunts were (are) relatively unheard of. Although there have been a few in remote areas when the crops fail.

If there were, I'm sure we'd have great fun hunting down satan's whores like vermin.

A few (3, I think) of my (not direct, but rather theoligically dead end redundant side-branch clan members) ancestors were burned as witches back in the 17th Century. One in Inverness, one in Tyrone (Fedlim Ui Néill, I think he was called) and the other on the Isle of Mull.



I haven't heard of any recent cleansings though.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: Greetings

I wish we had witch hunts in Ireland. Large scale hunts were (are) relatively unheard of. Although there have been a few in remote areas when the crops fail.

If there were, I'm sure we'd have great fun hunting down satan's whores like vermin.

[Cursed]

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Brother Temperance asked you, "Do you believe you can cast spells? Do you believe you can bend the rules of science with your witchly spells?"

and you replied:

I believe I can, and no, I can't bend science wtih my spells

You can't have your cake and eat it too. Any spell that was successfully "cast" would by definition bend the rules of science.

You're here because you know Hell is real, you can feel it; and you don't want to go there.

A great deal of humanity has gotten soft the past few hundred years, so a vengeful GOD that hates and condemns his creations to Hell seems impossible to one living in the lap of luxury such as yourself.

You sit at your computer and think "how could this be?" while gobbling an entire pan pizza by yourself. "Ha ha they're so stupid" you mumble while taking sips from your 2-liter Big Gulp ensconced in your Snuggie in your heated home filled with pewter wizard figurines. But deep inside, you know. Your nervous laughter can't hide the truth.

But you go somewhere where they don't have air conditioning and hot water and toilets and breakfast cereal and wizard collectibles, or even full stomaches, and they get it. They know the LORD GOD hates the wicked and even punishes the righteous.

He is so impossibly mighty that He can watch every one of us like you would watch microbes through a microscope; except He can see all of us at once, and follow everything we do, and even know what we are thinking!

With that ability, how could He not hate 99% of us? Just think about all of the crap you have running in your head, ad jingles and grocery lists and thinking about your wedding ring and horses; now multiply that times 6 billion people.

My point is, He's not really impressed with you, or anybody, but True Christians™. They are his chosen people, because they follow the KING JAMES BIBLE. The rest are going to Hell; and He's just fine with that. It doesn't make Him sad that you are going to Hell, it's almost a relief to be rid of you. Unless you follow the rules He has laid out; those rules make you bearable to Him.

I am not properly studied in the Holy Word; please remember anything I say can be overruled with love and scripture by any True Christian™ member or Pastor.

I thank you for your time.

[James Dewitt]

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My dad abanded me when I was 5 '_' Wicca isn't based on scifi it is based on truth. I wish we could have tolerance here. It's not really childish, it's a religion, just like Christianity. [even though I know I'm going to get argued on about that]

What did you do to drive your father from HIS home? Is your mother a witch whore?

[Brother Temperance]

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a verity of spells really, depends on the situation, but nothing to hurt anybody.

What actual spells can you do? Name one. Cast a spell on me. Go on. Do it.

[Rain Dancer]

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What can your spells do, then?

a verity of spells really, depends on the situation, but nothing to hurt anybody.

A wise man.

harsh dude...harsh

[Janine Walker]

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My dad abanded me when I was 5 '_' Wicca isn't based on scifi it is based on truth. I wish we could have tolerance here. It's not really childish, it's a religion, just like Christianity. [even though I know I'm going to get argued on about that]

I don't think that would've happened if you weren't riding brooms from an early age. Imagine if you had opened up a Bible and stuck your nose in there and started reading that at five, there's a 0% chance he would've abandoned you then!

it's a religion, just like Christianity

Yeah and watching anime is a religion too!

There's plenty of tolerance here just like I have tolerance for watching Harry Potter.

Janine Walker

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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My dad abanded me when I was 5

A wise man.

[Rain Dancer]

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I'm really confused as to why someone would resort to witchcraft because their dad wasn't a stay at home dad and had to go to work and provide for his family. I mean having feelings of spite and bitterness doesn't help anyone and certainly resorting to imaginary spells and rituals based off of a made up scifi book ISN'T going to make anyone's life better.

If you're willing to practice demonic rituals and witchcraft then you definitely have the capability to open up a Bible and read it. I know it's a hard pill to swallow but you have to grow up and move on from your childish ways.

Would you please put childish things behind you? Would you please join us on our journey to Heaven? Please, I just want what's best for you.


Welcome and I really have faith you will find Jesus through this forum, Janine Walker

My dad abanded me when I was 5 '_' Wicca isn't based on scifi it is based on truth. I wish we could have tolerance here. It's not really childish, it's a religion, just like Christianity. [even though I know I'm going to get argued on about that]

[Brother Temperance]

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I believe I can, and no, I can't bend science wtih my spells

What can your spells do, then?

[Rain Dancer]

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I have indeed. That's why I never trust anything a filthy witch says.

I thought you were meant to be a witch? Surely you think rainbows are caused by doing rain spells?
lol no, I do no think that

Is this like that fellow in the Bible who was legion? How many demons do we need to exorcise before you'll be able to refer to yourself in the singular?
sorry for that. and you do not need to exorcist any demon

Do you believe you can cast spells? Do you believe you can bend the rules of science with your witchly spells?

I believe I can, and no, I can't bend science wtih my spells

I want to know where this witch lives, and I hope it's not too close to Iowa.

Lol all I'll tell you is somewhere in America. Why do you want to know where I live?

[Janine Walker]

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I'm really confused as to why someone would resort to witchcraft because their dad wasn't a stay at home dad and had to go to work and provide for his family. I mean having feelings of spite and bitterness doesn't help anyone and certainly resorting to imaginary spells and rituals based off of a made up scifi book ISN'T going to make anyone's life better.

If you're willing to practice demonic rituals and witchcraft then you definitely have the capability to open up a Bible and read it. I know it's a hard pill to swallow but you have to grow up and move on from your childish ways.

Would you please put childish things behind you? Would you please join us on our journey to Heaven? Please, I just want what's best for you.


Welcome and I really have faith you will find Jesus through this forum, Janine Walker

[Nobar King]

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I want to know where this witch lives, and I hope it's not too close to Iowa.

[Brother Temperance]

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the bible is just words my friend, Haven't you ever heard never believe everything you read?

I have indeed. That's why I never trust anything a filthy witch says.

There's also science that explains it my friend

I thought you were meant to be a witch? Surely you think rainbows are caused by doing rain spells?

I am a women

Is this like that fellow in the Bible who was legion? How many demons do we need to exorcise before you'll be able to refer to yourself in the singular?

I never said science explains everything, There are a lot of things that can't be explained. I just said that scientist explains rainbows

Do you believe you can cast spells? Do you believe you can bend the rules of science with your witchly spells?

[Rain Dancer]

Re: Greetings

there doesn't have to be just one prism, It could be as many prism's as there are rain drops