[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Hi

Ellie, even I used have, you know, thoughts about doing it and everything, but with the help of Reverend Jim, I almost NEVER think about my down there lady parts!

When do you think about that kind of stuff? Is it at school? Or is it when you go to bars and stuff? Cuz when I was younger, all the kids at my school were doing it, and talking about doing it, and bragging about doing it, and EVEN lying that I was doing it!!! It was sooooo terrible!!!

And now that I have my job at the Pita Pit, and I'm like sooooo much more mature and everything, the only sex talk I have to here is the two lesbos I work with sometimes, and now that I'm saved, I just rebuke them and they usually just shut up!






Tammi

[Virgin93]

Re: Hi

i am sorry i seem to have came across wrong.
i know i should resist all urges to and i am doing and i know i need a husband but it isnt easy getting 1

maybe you should ask your father for some help to find the right husband for you.

[ellie-dobson]

Re: Hi

i am sorry i seem to have came across wrong.
i know i should resist all urges to and i am doing and i know i need a husband but it isnt easy getting 1

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi

um i sorta crave sex i havent given into it but i want to. whats the right way of doing it?

The right way is to not do it at all. Every time you "crave sex" someone should hit you on your head with a Bible. Repeat this until the crave is over.

Once you are married just do everything your husband tells you to do. If your husband doesn't know how it works yet he can use the clear instructions in Genesis 29:30 (about going into the women) and Leviticus 15:32 (about the seed he has to plant).

Sex is a horrible experience but it has to be endured to get sons.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Hi

ok il try.

um i sorta crave sex i havent given into it but i want to.
whats the right way of doing it?

i have turned to the bible for answers and i know my dad should find me a suitable male but he isnt about and my step dad would be more interested in something else

Friend, you are in luck, as I myself am a bit of an expert on this subject.

As far as the correct way to do "it", the answer is there is no correct way to do "it" if you aren't married yet. A chastity belt would help in this situation. I also have a number of links in my signature that you may be interested in reading regarding the topics of harlotry and just how dangerous your cooter can be.

I have to ask though, just how old are you if your father isn't interested in marrying you off yet?

[ellie-dobson]

Re: Hi

ok il try.

um i sorta crave sex i havent given into it but i want to.
whats the right way of doing it?

i have turned to the bible for answers and i know my dad should find me a suitable male but he isnt about and my step dad would be more interested in something else

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Hi

thank you all for the extremely welcoming messages.

Is going into my problems and um urges a good idea in such a public place?

Dear Sister,

You are among friends here who sincerely care about getting you Saved©, but to do that we need to know exactly what kind of sins we're dealing with. I guarantee you that no matter what kind of depravities you've indulged in, there is a True Christian™ who has experienced the same. Among us are ex-sodomites, ex-fornicators, ex-heathens, ex-drug addicts and ex-harlots, so somebody here will be able to relate to your problems and your urges.

Open up, friend, so that we can work on getting the Holy Spirit inside you.

[ellie-dobson]

Re: Hi

thank you all for the extremely welcoming messages.

Is going into my problems and um urges a good idea in such a public place?

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Hi

Hi Ellie!

It's a good thing you found the Landover forums today!

This is the BEST place to learn about God and about how to get saved by JESUS!!!

The Pastors and the True Christians™ here are SUPER nice and rrreeeaallllllly smart and they can help you with your problems, cuz they know all the things that people do that make God MAD. You should just admit the bad things you do and then you can get around to being saved so you can go to HEAVEN







Tammi

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Hi

Ellie, we are here to help you. These urges you mentioned trouble me. If you could be more specific in describing them, we will be able to direct to specific parts of the KJV 1611 that could bring you comfort and holy instruction.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Hi

Hello Ellie! Welcome to our Church, and maybe your Church?

We are all very open minded people here. Brothers and Sisters from all over the world spending their time here to worship Jesus Christ and study the Bible.

If people around you don't understand your situation, you must be strong because important is that you find yourself. With the help of God everyone can turn around and become a better person. So again Welcome and open your Eyes.

[ellie-dobson]

Re: Hi

i think i got it thank youuu

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Hi

i haven't got any pictures that small

You can use a program on your computer like Paint to crop/resize pictures. If you can't figure out how to do that search for a tutorial online.

[ellie-dobson]

Re: Hi

i haven't got any pictures that small

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Hi

I need some help

i can not figure out how to set my avatar properly, can someone help me?
Maybe if i could send some to someone they could do it for me?

sorry

Click on "User CP" then "Edit avatar" on the left-hand side of the screen.

Scroll down and check the "use custom avatar" button, then either link it from an image hosting site or upload it from your computer. Just make sure it isn't any bigger than 90 by 90 pixels or 19.5 kilobytes.

Let me know if that helps.