[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello

I was so happy to be leaving for good that once I cleared the border at Sumas crossing, I pulled over and said some very unladylike things attached to some very unladylike gestures.

For some reason US customs just started laughing and said "Welcome to the US, you'll fit right in."

I hate it when my emotions get the better of me

Jesus forgives you Sister, He completely understands. As a US citizen may I just say welcome, and can we ship a family of nigras back to Canada as a gift to the People of Canada? It seems only fair we get a Good Christian Family, and Canada gets more people for their welfare rolls.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello

Thank you for the information BelieverInGod. I'm so appalled and astonished about the conditions up in BC that I am going to spend the evening in prayer and reading my 1611 King James Bible.

I was so happy to be leaving for good that once I cleared the border at Sumas crossing, I pulled over and said some very unladylike things attached to some very unladylike gestures.

For some reason US customs just started laughing and said "Welcome to the US, you'll fit right in."

I hate it when my emotions get the better of me

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello

Originally Posted by Bible Student
What in the world are you going on about? What does that even mean, "it is not the original translation that the original writers composed the bible of."

In your imaginary world what exactly was the original translation? The first translation of the Hebrew Bible, the Old Testament was in Greek. The first translation of the Greek New Testament was in Old Latin (not Jerome's Latin Vulgate). However the only God approved translation was into English and it was known as the 1611 King James Bible.

Oh, and a little hint around these parts. You are Unsaved Trash. Sister Lycia is a True Christian™. Do not ever contradict her or any other True Christian while we tolerate your presence here at Landover Baptist Church.

Brother, he's from the Lower Mainland of BC. He's probably hopped up on weed and if he does have a farm, he's probably growing it. They all do there. Why do you think Seth wouldn't let me go to church when we lived up there? It was horrible, I was so cut off from everyone and everything. Even going to the grocery store meant I had to face the stench and assault of the pot heads.

They take pride in being the San Fransisco of Canada. Everyone's a homer. Homer marriage is legal and preferred, preaching the word of God is illegal, and any church with more than a dozen members is either a homer enabler or shut down under hate laws.

It's a filthy Sodom that God is going to cast into the Pacific ocean one day. I pray that when it happens that the tidal wave goes as far up the Fraser as Hope and cleanses the entire Valley. Or at least all of the dykes break and the city of Abbostsford gets turned back into Sumas Lake.

I am so happy that we moved her to Landover. In fact I've got puppies about 6 months old right now, and I'm so grateful to be here that I'm offering a Free dog to any pastor and 50% off to any member in Good Tithing status to the church. This includes either a dog or training of your current dogs.

Thank you for the information BelieverInGod. I'm so appalled and astonished about the conditions up in BC that I am going to spend the evening in prayer and reading my 1611 King James Bible.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello

What in the world are you going on about? What does that even mean, "it is not the original translation that the original writers composed the bible of."

In your imaginary world what exactly was the original translation? The first translation of the Hebrew Bible, the Old Testament was in Greek. The first translation of the Greek New Testament was in Old Latin (not Jerome's Latin Vulgate). However the only God approved translation was into English and it was known as the 1611 King James Bible.

Oh, and a little hint around these parts. You are Unsaved Trash. Sister Lycia is a True Christian™. Do not ever contradict her or any other True Christian while we tolerate your presence here at Landover Baptist Church.

Brother, he's from the Lower Mainland of BC. He's probably hopped up on weed and if he does have a farm, he's probably growing it. They all do there. Why do you think Seth wouldn't let me go to church when we lived up there? It was horrible, I was so cut off from everyone and everything. Even going to the grocery store meant I had to face the stench and assault of the pot heads.

They take pride in being the San Fransisco of Canada. Everyone's a homer. Homer marriage is legal and preferred, preaching the word of God is illegal, and any church with more than a dozen members is either a homer enabler or shut down under hate laws.

It's a filthy Sodom that God is going to cast into the Pacific ocean one day. I pray that when it happens that the tidal wave goes as far up the Fraser as Hope and cleanses the entire Valley. Or at least all of the dykes break and the city of Abbostsford gets turned back into Sumas Lake.

I am so happy that we moved her to Landover. In fact I've got puppies about 6 months old right now, and I'm so grateful to be here that I'm offering a Free dog to any pastor and 50% off to any member in Good Tithing status to the church. This includes either a dog or training of your current dogs.

[Goat Farmer]

Re: Hello

Welcome friend. What do you find so "interesting" about people who have chosen hell for all of eternity?

I don't believe they are destined for 'hell', they experience that on earth thanks to christians. And as for choice, who would choose to be gay?

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
Friend, please remember that Elijah is still unsaved trash, so please take any scriptural references he makes with a grain of salt.

However, what exactly is your issue with the KJV Bible? It is the only translation that perfectly preserves God's Word.

Because it is not the original translation that the original writers composed the bible of. If you want to believe in a bible that has evolved over a millennium that is fine with me. I choose to not believe that it was much more than a book regarding an ancient mythological story.

What in the world are you going on about? What does that even mean, "it is not the original translation that the original writers composed the bible of."

In your imaginary world what exactly was the original translation? The first translation of the Hebrew Bible, the Old Testament was in Greek. The first translation of the Greek New Testament was in Old Latin (not Jerome's Latin Vulgate). However the only God approved translation was into English and it was known as the 1611 King James Bible.

Oh, and a little hint around these parts. You are Unsaved Trash. Sister Lycia is a True Christian(tm). Do not ever contradict her or any other True Christian while we tolerate your presence here at Landover Baptist Church.

[Elijah71]

Re: Hello

Friend, please remember that Elijah is still unsaved trash, so please take any scriptural references he makes with a grain of salt.

However, what exactly is your issue with the KJV Bible? It is the only translation that perfectly preserves God's Word.

I have made Sin. God, i'm asking for forgiveness.
I wil also punish myself later today, because of this horrible Sin i have inside me.

Praise the LORD!

[PetitionLady]

Re: Hello

Nope I've never heard anybody call weed goat. My friend wants to go to an Alpha meeting this week actually. I actually am very accepting of homosexuals. I have a homosexual uncle and have met many respectable and interesting homosexual people.

Welcome friend. What do you find so "interesting" about people who have chosen hell for all of eternity?

[Goat Farmer]

Re: Hello

Friend, please remember that Elijah is still unsaved trash, so please take any scriptural references he makes with a grain of salt.

However, what exactly is your issue with the KJV Bible? It is the only translation that perfectly preserves God's Word.

Because it is not the original translation that the original writers composed the bible of. If you want to believe in a bible that has evolved over a millennium that is fine with me. I choose to not believe that it was much more than a book regarding an ancient mythological story.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Hello

Yeah using an unoriginal translation to cite your claim in a simple grammatical coincidence whilst altering capitalization to attempt to make contextual significance.

Friend, please remember that Elijah is still unsaved trash, so please take any scriptural references he makes with a grain of salt.

However, what exactly is your issue with the KJV Bible? It is the only translation that perfectly preserves God's Word.

[Goat Farmer]

Re: Hello

God is very clear:

Matthew 17:8 And when they had lifted up their eyes, they saw no man, save JesUS only.Psalms 20:9 Save, LORD: let the king hear US when we call.
There is couple examples... there is more if you still won't believe.

Yeah using an unoriginal translation to cite your claim in a simple grammatical coincidence whilst altering capitalization to attempt to make contextual significance.

[Goat Farmer]

Re: Hello

So you're from Abbotsford? Is "goat" a euphemism for BC-Bud?

Northview isn't what I would call a Fundamental Church.

• They run the ALPHA program
• They're fuzzy bunny "god is love"
• God loves everyone

Well at least you don't accept homers.

Nope I've never heard anybody call weed goat. My friend wants to go to an Alpha meeting this week actually. I actually am very accepting of homosexuals. I have a homosexual uncle and have met many respectable and interesting homosexual people.

[Elijah71]

Re: Hello

What kind of filthy things do you mean? Canada is a pretty clean country. Oh I was also thinking to myself, where does it say in the bible that united states of america is god's favorite country?

God is very clear:

Matthew 17:8 And when they had lifted up their eyes, they saw no man, save JesUS only.Psalms 20:9 Save, LORD: let the king hear US when we call.
There is couple examples... there is more if you still won't believe.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello

I am eighteen years of age. The last church I attended was Northview Community church. My favorite bible verse is Genesis 3:2-6, KJV. Oh I also like Genesis 1:28,29.

So you're from Abbotsford? Is "goat" a euphemism for BC-Bud?

Northview isn't what I would call a Fundamental Church.

• They run the ALPHA program
• They're fuzzy bunny "god is love"
• God loves everyone

Well at least you don't accept homers.

[Goat Farmer]

Re: Hello

Good morning and welcome to God's forum. I've heard that they do pretty filthy things up in North, is it true?

You can still be saved, and that's the reason you are here. We can help you through this, but you should first take a look on King James AUTHORIZED Bible, the original translation.

Do you go Church every Sunday? Can you handle your wife filthiness? Are you lewd? Even if you answered yes to every question, you shouldn't worry. You can still be saved by accepting Jesus Christ and The Father Himself, MIGHTY God! You have to follow bible from word to word or there is no access to Heaven.

God bless America, His favourite country!

What kind of filthy things do you mean? Canada is a pretty clean country. Oh I was also thinking to myself, where does it say in the bible that united states of america is god's favorite country?