[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Well, do you have any questions about scripture? Do you have a KJV Bible? Anything we can do to steer this conversation towards discussing the Bible and praising Jesus?

Yes, I own a KJV Bible. Don't have any questions about scripture. But perhaps we could discuss acceptable clothing; I have a buckskin outfit that my boyfriend loves to see me wear, but the friend who showed me this website hates.

Stop being a homer!
Don't you know God hate homers?

Why do you hate Jesus?

I am not a homer, and I don't hate Jesus.

[Brother Helge]

Re: Mohawk Girl

I hunt and sell animal furs part time, and I am a mechanic. My boyfriend is a mechanic, too.

Stop being a homer!
Don't you know God hate homers?

Why do you hate Jesus?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Mohawk Girl

I'm considering converting.

Well, do you have any questions about scripture? Do you have a KJV Bible? Anything we can do to steer this conversation towards discussing the Bible and praising Jesus?

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

The car title, heathen.

Now, you said you're here to learn about True Christianity™. Are you interested in converting? Are there any questions you have about it? I'm not sure if we have an Ex-Injun program here, but I'm sure the pastors here could do something for you with the right tithe.

I'm considering converting.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Mohawk Girl

What do you mean, "without the title" ?

The car title, heathen.

Now, you said you're here to learn about True Christianity(tm). Are you interested in converting? Are there any questions you have about it? I'm not sure if we have an Ex-Injun program here, but I'm sure the pastors here could do something for you with the right tithe.

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

That's swell. But what good is the truck without the title? Or is this not required on the reservation?

In Christ

What do you mean, "without the title" ?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Mohawk Girl

I work, but not at a casino. I hunt and sell animal furs part time, and I am a mechanic. My boyfriend is a mechanic, too. Actually, we just got a Ford F150 yesterday.

That's swell. But what good is the truck without the title? Or is this not required on the reservation?

In Christ

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Indeed. Tell me, do you work at the casino? Or do the shakes preclude you from working at all?

In Christ

I work, but not at a casino. I hunt and sell animal furs part time, and I am a mechanic. My boyfriend is a mechanic, too. Actually, we just got a Ford F150 yesterday.

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Way to GO!!!

You should NEVER swear here Mohawk, cuz this is God's Favorite Forum©! If you swear here, it's like swearing in Church!







Tammi

Haha, ok, Tammi. It won't happen again!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Mohawk Girl

No comment

Indeed. Tell me, do you work at the casino? Or do the shakes preclude you from working at all?

In Christ

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

She would just want it back the next day, Brother.

No comment

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Mohawk Girl

To all I have offended;
Please accept my sincerest apologies.

Way to GO!!!

You should NEVER swear here Mohawk, cuz this is God's Favorite Forum©! If you swear here, it's like swearing in Church!







Tammi

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Don't they have any Baptist churches in your Indian reservation?

I don't live on the reservation, but there is a Baptist church near where I live.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Can you mail me one of those 'dream' things. You know, those cheesy things made of two sticks covered in yarn? I'd pick up in person but all you injuns have that 'smell', I am sure you know it all too well and understand.

My littlest wants to use it as a flyswatter.

Thanks!

YIC
JH



PS: You should stop worshiping the moon and that other wacky stuff and come to Jesus.

She would just want it back the next day, Brother.

[Mohawk Mustang]

Re: Mohawk Girl

Can you mail me one of those 'dream' things. You know, those cheesy things made of two sticks covered in yarn? I'd pick up in person but all you injuns have that 'smell', I am sure you know it all too well and understand.

My littlest wants to use it as a flyswatter.

Thanks!

YIC
JH



PS: You should stop worshiping the moon and that other wacky stuff and come to Jesus.

Sadly, I can't make them very well. But I can send you the instructions to make one. I think its adorable that your kid wants to use it as a fly swatter

Now now, I know you so called nobel savages all use profanity from a very early age, but this is a Holy forum. Please refrain from using curse words young lady.

And remember, this is not a public place, your posting privileges are at our discretion. Now apologize to all those you might have offended right away!

To all I have offended;
Please accept my sincerest apologies.