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  • Bible Student
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    Originally Posted by Justin Z
    You like bestiality? No wonder why God cursed you with a smaller tally whacker. Put these "chicks" down and become a follower of God.
    I think you are on to something Brother! I bet this Chimp person is into this sort of thing!

    I don't even want to think about the trial and evidence presented.

    I/m speechless ergo I am going back to studying my 1611 King James Bible.

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  • Justin Z
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    That is most likely him! No other person in their right mind would have sex with chicks and chickens.

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by Justin Z View Post
    You like bestiality? No wonder why God cursed you with a smaller tally whacker. Put these "chicks" down and become a follower of God.
    I think you are on to something Brother! I bet this Chimp person is into this sort of thing!


    Bessigano served over four years in prison after being convicted in 2002 of having sex with a chicken, then killing it at a Valparaiso, Ind. motel.

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  • Justin Z
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    The Champ is too awesome to limit himself to one chick!
    You like bestiality? No wonder why God cursed you with a smaller tally whacker. Put these "chicks" down and become a follower of God.
    Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:51 PM.

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    POST AFTER POST OF MISSPELLED, IGNORANT, FLUFFY BUNNY, CHERRY PICKING NONSENSE CLIPPED
    Listen Ricky Schroder, to just about every True Chirstian™ on this forum, this is just deja vu all over again. We get a little zit-faced dork like you just about every single ding danged day! You think you're clever, you think you're funny, and you think you're tough. Well, here, this is for you:




    Tell me tough guy, how many IRL friends do you have? ANY? How could anyone put up with a little douche like you? But someday, you'll die and then you'll have to answer to Satan. You can't hide behind a key board in Hell son, Satan has EVERYBODIES IP and their street address! Glory!
    Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:51 PM.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    I noticed that the champ finally has an award. He's going to need a few more to really be the champ.
    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    Not so negative man! God loves everyone!
    Are you trying to suggest that God loves Osama Bin Laden and his nineteen islamofascist terrorist hijackers? Because if you are a terrorist sympathizer I cannot associate with you.
    Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:51 PM.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    I find it interesting, that a 'man' (or are you a female, you sound a lot like an empty headed woman) has no idea what the KJV is yet then claims he is versant in the Bible.
    Most likely the poster is one of those "man trapped in a woman's" body abomination. The poster is certainly ignorant enough of The Bible to be a woman.

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  • James Hutchins
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    I find it interesting, that a 'man' (or are you a female, you sound a lot like an empty headed woman) has no idea what the KJV is yet then claims he is versant in the Bible.
    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    What is a KJV?
    Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:50 PM.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    It may be me, but that response made no sense.

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  • The Chimp
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    He never made such statements to the general population.
    Of course not he has been dead for 2000 years. That is why he made the Bible!

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  • James Dewitt
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    Are you saying the scripture I posted is false? Why do you hate God?

    Brother Bathfire gave you the explanation on just HOW wrong you where in your posting of Godly Scripture. Did you even bother to read it? Nope, just went off half cocked and fired a shot in the dark!
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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    No. Jesus' Word is like refined silver, but they are to be read in their context and in their entirety.

    You choose some verse picked at random via a bible quote machine, and you are Hellbound. If I were to go about picking and choosing, I could create any sort of God in my own image and, effectively worship myself.

    I am warning you, for the sake of your eternal soul, not to do that.

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  • The Chimp
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    On both occasions, Jesus was talking to His Disciples only.
    So you say everyone who was not a disciple should ignore Jesus? Your wrong! They put that in the Bible for a reason you know.

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  • The Chimp
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Are you saying the scripture posted by Brother James is false? Why do you hate God?
    Are you saying the scripture I posted is false? Why do you hate God?

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: This forum will never be the same!

    Originally posted by The Chimp View Post
    Time to read it for the 10001th time dude! Its John 13:34 and John 16:27.
    On both occasions, Jesus was talking to His Disciples only. He never made such statements to the general population. In particular, he wasn't talking to Unsaved Trash like you.

    In your first post, you have not created a good impression with God, Whom we worship.

    Ro:1:30: Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
    Ro:1:31: Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
    Ro:1:32: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
    Last edited by Gabriel Reproba; 01-29-2011, 03:50 PM.

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