[Cursed]

Re: Hello everybody

Hur de hur de derp. Derp! Derpy hur duh derp derp? Duuuuuh.

I can't understand what he said, does anyone speak Hell-bound retard?

[Lusifurr]

Re: Hello everybody

Blah, blah, blah...

Have a look at http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668. There are some real nutcases right there. How about Jim who see incest as an wonderful act of gratitude... What a crock of shit!

I'm sorry to disappoint you. I'm not going to hell and neither are you. So stop wasting your time in life being a victim. No one can judge you but your self.
Why should I throw death threats at you? I don't want you to die. I hope you can straighten out your messed up life and do something nice for your self.

[Godsgrace]

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I've given you a very bad impression of me. I told you I'm not very good with words. I was raised as a catholic and the church had a statue of Mary, Christ's mother, and I was taught that she could intercede with God. That's what I meant, not anything gross. I know better now of course.

For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
1 Timothy 2:5

Remember what God said:

Proverbs 16:18–19
18 Pride goeth before destruction, And an haughty spirit before a fall. 19 Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, Than to divide the spoil with the proud.

[AngelaT]

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Is that some kind of queer lesbo thing? We don't mess around with that kind of thing here, and neither does God...

Deuteronomy 23:17

17There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

I've given you a very bad impression of me. I told you I'm not very good with words. I was raised as a catholic and the church had a statue of Mary, Christ's mother, and I was taught that she could intercede with God. That's what I meant, not anything gross. I know better now of course.

For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
1 Timothy 2:5

[Godsgrace]

Re: Hello everybody

I hope and pray Our Lord will forgive me for the time I spent in veneration of statues of his mother, when I should have been worshipping him.

Is that some kind of queer lesbo thing? We don't mess around with that kind of thing here, and neither does God...

Deuteronomy 23:17

17There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

[AngelaT]

Apology to Godsgrace

I'm sorry I forgot to use the quote button when answering you.

[AngelaT]

Re: Hello everybody

Good evening sir. I don't really know how to answer you, I'm not all that good with words. I can't remember a time when I didn't know that Christ is my Lord and my Saviour. Even though I was raised catholic, at least I got that straight. To know that Christ died to redeem us of our sins gives me some hope, however small, that I may achieve salvation.

I hope and pray Our Lord will forgive me for the time I spent in veneration of statues of his mother, when I should have been worshipping him.

[Cursed]

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Oh, I forgot to say thanks to you too Cursed I don't understand what Lusifuge is talking about, but he sounds really angry.

You are welcome, my duty is to serve all who submit to the LORD GOD.

God sometimes hardens hearts for reasons we are too ignorant to understand (Exodus 4:21, 7:3, 7:13-14, 7:22, 8:15, 8:19, 8:32, 9:7, 9:12, 9:34-35, 10:1, 10:20, 10:27, 14:4, 14:8, 14:17, for starters), AngelaT. These doomed souls are abominations to the LORD.

I am one of the lucky ones! For even though I may be doomed also, unlike this poor Lusifuge I am allowed to know how and why. My LORD GOD tells me why in the Good Book, and my heart is not hardened so I can understand and not be such a pinhead. Why He has been so merciful to me, I cannot fathom, thank you LORD!

I don't know the reasons for any of this, I am just a dummy. All I know is the Bible says few people will find the way to Heaven (Matthew 7:13), only the finest of humanity will make it through the narrow gate (True Christians, and maybe Moses).

That makes sense to me, who wants a bunch of retards in Heaven? What kind of Heaven is that? Think of how gross and monstrous most people are, always stabbing each other and stealing each others sandwiches at work and masturbating. Disgusting.

We must remember to pity this misguided simpleton, he's not as lucky as we are. Thank you GOD for letting us know why we suffer, you are merciful and just!

[Godsgrace]

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Angela, tell me about your feelings towards our Lord Christ Jesus...

[AngelaT]

Re: Hello everybody

Oh, I forgot to say thanks to you too Cursed I don't understand what Lusifuge is talking about, but he sounds really angry.

[AngelaT]

Re: Hello everybody

A priest molested agirl?

Sometimes you hear something that is almost unbelievable. I mean I guess it could happen, but it has to be as rare as the Dodo bird.

Yes, I know they usually go for boys, and younger than 16. Trust me to get the 1 in 10,000 that actually likes girls.

Thank you for answering Lusifuge. He doesn't sound like someone I should be talking to.

[AngelaT]

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Hello Angela!

At least you seem to know your place in society

Tell me, what pie do you make the best?

Apple and rhubarb It's the first kind my grandma taught me to make, so it's my favourite.

[Cursed]

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Well, in the Landover Baptist church you could have been hospitality-raped(?) by some bible verse preaching wacko instead. All fine by the book, obviously. How's that for a good start in life? Later probably forced to mary the prick who is such a loving and caring husband that he slaps you up from time to time. (For which he recives a pathetic little icon of a waving fist at the church internet forum, to show off with.)

How dare you slander the fine Pastors of Landover Baptist?

Although there is no Biblical prohibition against raping property (women), there IS a command by the LORD GOD Himself to follow secular law (Romans 13:1-2). Since rape is illegal, no Pastor would ever do so.

You deceiver, you spawn of Satan, you filthy abomination! Curb your forked tongue, serpent! Our beloved Pastors may not be "wacko," but I am.

You speak to your betters with respect, or I'll get grumpy. Then you'll quit the forum, throwing death threats at me online while crying in private as I laugh at you.

You'll think we'll never meet again once you leave in defeat, weeping, but then, someday sooner than you think, you will die and be thrown into Hell. Maybe we'll meet again there, you and me together forever. I'll be burning with you, pointing and laughing at your suffering until my tongue melts in my parched throat. Then I'll just smile with split lips and gurgle at you as the pasty boiling meat that was my tongue leaks through my fractured teeth. Your righteous suffering will make me happy!

Or I'll make it into Heaven somehow through God's Great Mercy, and I'll be up there looking down at you writhing in Hell burning and gnashing your teeth. Guess what I'll be doing? Laughing, and doing a little jig, too!

Either way, I'm good.

I can't wait, PRAISE GOD! I hope we both die tomorrow!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello everybody

Well, in the Landover Baptist church you could have been hospitality-raped(?) by some bible verse preaching wacko instead. All fine by the book, obviously. How's that for a good start in life? Later probably forced to mary the prick who is such a loving and caring husband that he slaps you up from time to time. (For which he recives a pathetic little icon of a waving fist at the church internet forum, to show off with.)

Please read Deuteronomy 22 and explain your criminal statements against our Good Brothers in that light.

[Lusifurr]

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Our Pastors would never treat a woman like that.

Well, in the Landover Baptist church you could have been hospitality-raped(?) by some bible verse preaching wacko instead. All fine by the book, obviously. How's that for a good start in life? Later probably forced to mary the prick who is such a loving and caring husband that he slaps you up from time to time. (For which he recives a pathetic little icon of a waving fist at the church internet forum, to show off with.)