[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi

No I am American and I don't have a husband since I live through celibacy.

If you're American, I'm the king of Tokyo.

No American would say "I live through celibacy."

Time to come clean, liar mcfibberpants.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi

No I am American and I don't have a husband since I live through celibacy.

You should wait until you get to Heaven to practice celibacy!

Matthew 22:30: "For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven."

REJOICE!

[TrollHunter]

Re: Hi

No I am American and I don't have a husband since I live through celibacy.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hi

What's your landlady's name?

What sort of trolls do you hunt?

I bet she is from Norway.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi

I am a 17 year old American studant and my landlady told me to check this website out so that I would become a good person.

What's your landlady's name?

What sort of trolls do you hunt?


What church does your husband take you to?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hi

My mother left my father because she fell inlove with another woman. No he died of a heartattack (heart problems run in our family) and my father always let me believe in what I wanted to believe in.

No I am certainly not a prostitute. Prostitution is wrong and I am just your local supermarket cashier.

Has the whole darn world gone mad? You cant swing a dead cat without hitting a damn homer or Lesbo. Its your fathers fault for not beating your mother, he showed that he did not care. That's why she went lesbo! A woman needs to be beaten as a way of showing your affection. I cant blame her for leaving a loveless marriage.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi

My mother left my father because she fell inlove with another woman. No he died of a heartattack (heart problems run in our family) and my father always let me believe in what I wanted to believe in.

I knew there was rugmunching involved here. I could just smell it

No I am certainly not a prostitute. Prostitution is wrong and I am just your local supermarket cashier.

Good, glad to know you do not charge to bag.

[TrollHunter]

Re: Hi

What did you do that made you mother leave? you must of done something awful to make a mother abandon her children.

What happened to your dad? Were you throwing a ball inside the car to prove the Earth was flat?

Good thing you did not get sucked into the system. You'd be a prostitue on the strip otherwise. You are not, are you?

My mother left my father because she fell inlove with another woman. No he died of a heartattack (heart problems run in our family) and my father always let me believe in what I wanted to believe in.

No I am certainly not a prostitute. Prostitution is wrong and I am just your local supermarket cashier.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi

I am sorry Sir but what is rugmunching? My mother left me and my dad when I was 5 and my dad died recently and I would rather not be taken into foster care.

What did you do that made you mother leave? you must of done something awful to make a mother abandon her children.

What happened to your dad? Were you throwing a ball inside the car to prove the Earth was flat?

Good thing you did not get sucked into the system. You'd be a prostitue on the strip otherwise. You are not, are you?

[GOD=life]

Re: Hi

I have never played played D&D I don't even know what it is...

Just relax, friend. We're "down" with it. We're "chill". You can talk to us. Of course you know what D&D is, a lot of guys with long hair like you play D&D with their "mates".

The only way to stop your D&D obsession is to admit that you have a D&D problem and you WANT to stop playing D&D.

Why don't you step forward and go "dear Lord, I have a D&D addiction, please penetrate me with Your love so that I will no longer play D&D".

We are here to HELP!

YIC

[TrollHunter]

Re: Hi

My bad, I apologize for not understanding your gender. It happens with you wacky kids these days.
Now, who forced you to use that screen name? Was it that rug munching landlady?

I read your profile, so you are a darwinista and a physiology major, you have a point you want to make?

Why did your paents dispose of you?


How about that verse?

I am sorry Sir but what is rugmunching? My mother left me and my dad when I was 5 and my dad died recently and I would rather not be taken into foster care.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi

It is a name I have had long before I joined and does fella not mean boy? I AM a girl. Sorry for the confusion Sir I thought Fella was a boy.

My bad, I apologize for not understanding your gender. It happens with you wacky kids these days.
Now, who forced you to use that screen name? Was it that rug munching landlady?

I read your profile, so you are a darwinista and a physiology major, you have a point you want to make?

Why did your parents dispose of you?


How about that verse?

[TrollHunter]

Re: Hi

How could your screen name have a long story behind it? You just joined OUR forum.


Are you sure? You sure post like a girl.

What is your favorite verse from the KJV and why?

It is a name I have had long before I joined and does fella not mean boy? I AM a girl. Sorry for the confusion Sir I thought Fella was a boy.

[TrollHunter]

Re: Hi

Is it from one of those D&D games? Is that why your landlady told you to come here? Because you play D&D all day long and don't shower? Or do you do other things besides play D&D all day long? Do your friends play D&D with you or do you play D&D online or by yourself on D&D websites? You should really stop playing D&D and open a Bible&Bible instead. It's much better than D&D. Life is really a game of H&H (Heaven & Hell), so stop rolling the D&D dice and open a Bible so you'll get into Heaven. You won't get there by chance, certainly not by playing D&D or being affiliated with D&D or your D&D playing friends. Also don't go to D&D conventions or talk about D&D with other people. It will make you to to Hell.

I have never played played D&D I don't even know what it is and I am too busy these days I am either studying for College or Working.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi

TheLordSavedMe: There is a long story behind the name and no Im not here for causeing trouble I am here by behalf of my landlady.

Don: I am not sure I was asked to check it out.

How could your screen name have a long story behind it? You just joined OUR forum.

I am a girl not a fella :S

Are you sure? You sure post like a girl.

What is your favorite verse from the KJV and why?