[Jo Freddie]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

@Jo Freddie if you're not having a very good day today, I can recommend Histoire de la Folie

Oh I am having a good day, as for Historic Follies...

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

@Jo Freddie if you're not having a very good day today, I can recommend Histoire de la Folie

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

Two posts you cannot see were private communications…

Thank you Mr. Hutchins; I didn't realise that private messages were counted.

smudge

I would never complain about smudges (or rips, tears & missing buttons for that matter). I would clean (or repair/replace) them to the best of my ability. Failing that I believe the correct procedure would be to obtain an identical garment at my expense.

Funnily enough I often find blouses (and shirts) with many (or all) of the buttons missing at a nearby layby! I repair & disinfect these and donate them to a charity shop in town. They say they are the cleanest clothes anyone donates! I do have quite a good stock of buttons now (from the ones with a few buttons left) and can usually match them up quite well.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

Well, you are a typical female, meddling in things you have no need to wonder about, much like a smudge on a husbands shirt after a long night doing Church business.

Two posts you cannot see were private communications where he was complaining about being reprimanded for being nosy regarding things that were none of his business.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

Have I gone mad

Yes.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

Perhaps one of the gentlemen could help me out? I read threads which I might post in (a novel concept for many visitors here it seems!) so of course had a look at what Mr. Homey said and noticed there were 11 posts to read (at time of posting this).

I clicked find all posts by God is my Homey and they are all in this thread, but there are only 9.

Have I gone mad

[James Hutchins]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

Sir, you had offended me by using that racist smily depicting the afro-american man eating a watermelon in an over exaggerated manner. Now I understand that you feel the need to try and act like you were actually in a war because no man who was actually in a war would be proud of it nor would he show it off like it somehow made him better.

So good sir, you owe me an apology if for nothing, at least gimmick infringement.

You chicken bone suckers are living in a free world because people like me are fighting for you. We stand the line, night after night, doing our job so you can sleep in a bed with sheets, holding your teddy bear. Do not give me crap about pride. You are damn right I am proud to be a God fearing American, fighting for the Republican way. I'd still be snuffing the slants if I was not medically discharged. Limp wristed liebrals like you burn my britches.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Whatever man. There was no reason to give me an infraction for using a different version of the Bible contrary to your taste. I'm sorry, but I'm just ignorant. I see how close minded you people are and will stop at nothing to twist your KJV Bible to prove whatever statement you have in your thick head.

Me? I go by the Bible you'll pick up and read. It is the inspired word of God and he will convict who he will about translation and such. If you want real accurate, go to the Hebrew for Old Testament and Greek for the New Testament. The lot of you are close minded Christians that need to be convicted heavily by the power of the most high. Good day to you people and God bless your efforts to convert.

Matthew 10:25 The King James (Authorized Version) Bible is given to us by God. Just as He inspired Jeremiah, Habakkuk, Matthew et al., so He inspired His servants who translated His Word into English.

HABAKKUK 1:1 The burden which Habakkuk ye Prophet did see.
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Now, God did not inspire someone else the next day with another different message, according to the "taste" of some heretic.

There isn't any Habakkuk v2·01 for people who didn't find the initial release v1·0 to their liking!

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JEREMIAH 1
1 The wordes of Ieremiah the sonne of Hilkiah, of the Priests that were in Anathoth in the land of Beniamin:
2 To whom the word of the Lord came in the dayes of Iosiah the sonne of Amon king of Iudah, in the thirteenth yeere of his reigne.
3 It came also in the dayes of Iehoiakim the sonne of Iosiah king of Iudah, vnto the ende of the eleuenth yeere of Zedekiah the sonne of Iosiah king of Iudah, vnto the carrying away of Ierusalem captiue in the fift moneth.
4 Then the word of the Lord came vnto me, saying,
5 Before I formed thee in the bellie, I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the wombe, I sanctified thee, and I ordeined thee a Prophet vnto the nations.
6 Then said I, Ah Lord God, behold, I cannot speake, for I am a childe.
7 But the Lord sayd vnto me, Say not, I am a childe: for thou shalt goe to all that I shall send thee, and whatsoeuer I command thee, thou shalt speake.

Well, surprise! surprise! some people weren't going to like what God said and start screwing up their faces in distaste. What do you think the next verse says?

A — But if that which be commanded thee is not to the taste of the people to whom I send thee, a different message will be given, one that they might like a bit better.

OR

B — Be not afraid of their faces: for I am with thee to deliuer thee, sayth the Lord.

When people start saying that God made mistakes in His inspiration of prophets and translators, or erred in sending His Son to be spat upon, tormented with a crown of thorns, gouged with that spear and nailed up to die their words have the hallmarks of their true master. Did you click on Matthew 10:25? It is talking about people like that, who support their repugnant position with toxic false scripture inspired by Beelzebub.

Matthew 10:25 It is enough for the disciple that he be as his master, and the seruant as his Lord: If they haue called the Master of the house of Beelzebub, how much more shall they call them of his household?
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When I read quotes from the demonic NIV - in posts like yours, for example - I know that the poster is well in with Beelzebub,
one of his household.

That one or other of Satan's corrupted false "bibles" might be preferred as a matter "of taste" is typical of the way God's Truth is distorted by demons. They additionally seem to have prevented you reading Matthew 7:2.. 3.. 4.. 5..

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The sermon you were referred to will explain how ridiculous you are in thinking that Matthew 5 is rendered just as well in the NIV — or any other perverted "rendition" of God's word where His "mistakes" have been "corrected' [ACCORDING TO TASTE] — as in the KJV. I have just read several, but will stick with the 1984 NIV. The most immediately apparent demonic influence in Matthew 5:43 is here:

KJV: Yee haue heard, that it hath beene said, Thou shalt loue thy neighbour, and hate thine enemie:

NIV: "You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.'

WHERE IS THE "THOU SHALT"? answer: Satan has removed it - no suggestion of command just a pathetic "it was said.." and of course we know that Satan wants us to think that God is pathetic: so pathetic that He can't even inspire His translators correctly!

The words in the KJV agree 100% with the words in Matthew: same inspiration: God.

The NIV is different - and in a very fundamental way: different inspiration: not God.

You have ignored all the bits about amputation, digging out of eyes, continuation of THE WHOLE law
Matthew 5:17 Matthew 5:18 Matthew 5:19 Matthew 5:29 Matthew 5:30 (they're probably not to your taste)

Maybe you prefer:

MATTHEW 22:39 And the second is like vnto it, Thou shalt loue thy neighbour as thy selfe.
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THIS IS HOW JESUS TELLS US TO TREAT OURSELVES:

MATTHEW 5:29-30
29 And if thy right eie offend thee, plucke it out, and cast it from thee. For it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee. For it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

Sir, you had offended me by using that racist smily depicting the afro-american man eating a watermelon in an over exaggerated manner. Now I understand that you feel the need to try and act like you were actually in a war because no man who was actually in a war would be proud of it nor would he show it off like it somehow made him better.

So good sir, you owe me an apology if for nothing, at least gimmick infringement.

What are you yammering on about boy? Are you one of those pie-stealing nigras?

[God is my Homey]

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I see, I am racially intolerant? Please, do show me where I made a single racial comment to you? Now, you may of (and probably did) imagine it due to a burning sensation of guilt.
You are the one who talks of cheap education, not caring who is going to pay the bill. Freeloading lay about. If you can type on the internet, you can work.

I was in Nam, you probably were not born yet. I lost both legs up to my hips in a land mine blast protecting some little gook kids. So do not give me any crap about Desert Storm. That was summer camp compared to the 'Nam. I worked my tail off, way before there were equal rights for the handicapped. I had to drag my chair up the stairs to my office every single day for 20 years. So do not tell us about the 'poor me', I will not put up with it.
You lazy, spoiled punks really upset me. Fortunately, I have Jesus by my side to comfort me.

Sir, you had offended me by using that racist smily depicting the afro-american man eating a watermelon in an over exaggerated manner. Now I understand that you feel the need to try and act like you were actually in a war because no man who was actually in a war would be proud of it nor would he show it off like it somehow made him better.

So good sir, you owe me an apology if for nothing, at least gimmick infringement.

[Bible Student]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

Originally Posted by Jedediah
Please read Rev. Osborne's sermon:
The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)


If we hated this foolish little man then we would say nothing to him. But we don't want him to continue the sinful path he is on. We want him to accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption and become a True Christian™. It is precisely because of our Christian love that we scourge him and chasten him.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

Whatever man. There was no reason to give me an infraction for using a different version of the Bible contrary to your taste. I'm sorry, but I'm just ignorant. I see how close minded you people are and will stop at nothing to twist your KJV Bible to prove whatever statement you have in your thick head.

Me? I go by the Bible you'll pick up and read. It is the inspired word of God and he will convict who he will about translation and such. If you want real accurate, go to the Hebrew for Old Testament and Greek for the New Testament. The lot of you are close minded Christians that need to be convicted heavily by the power of the most high. Good day to you people and God bless your efforts to convert.

Tell us everything you know about ancient Hebrew and Greek. No doubt you can probably fit it all between the following quotation marks --"".

In the meantime you can search for my post on the interpretation of the Hebrew, Greek and Latin. I repeated it for Unsaved Trash like you only a few days ago.

[felicitysparrow]

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Everyone knows the KJV is the one True Bible.

Now here's an interesting point. Is the KJV Bible the one true Bible? After all, surely the Ancient Greek and Hebrew scripts would give us a clearer interpretation as those of course would have been the ones read by the very first Christians.
And of course there's the fact that King James was not exactly the most morally sound person in all of Christiandom and the politics around it were all a little messy

[James Hutchins]

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Whatever man. There was no reason to give me an infraction for using a different version of the Bible contrary to your taste. I'm sorry, but I'm just ignorant. I see how close minded you people are and will stop at nothing to twist your KJV Bible to prove whatever statement you have in your thick head.

Me? I go by the Bible you'll pick up and read. It is the inspired word of God and he will convict who he will about translation and such. If you want real accurate, go to the Hebrew for Old Testament and Greek for the New Testament. The lot of you are close minded Christians that need to be convicted heavily by the power of the most high. Good day to you people and God bless your efforts to convert.

Well, you certainly are living up to the first part of your screen name/ Everyone knows the KJV is the one True Bible. Gods intention was us to follow it verbatim, not cherry pick it like you false fluffy bunny fake Christians do.

[FakeChristianSlayer]

Re: I joined this place... I guess.

Please read Rev. Osborne's sermon:
The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)


If we hated this foolish little man then we would say nothing to him. But we don't want him to continue the sinful path he is on. We want him to accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption and become a True Christian™. It is precisely because of our Christian love that we scourge him and chasten him.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

Whatever man. There was no reason to give me an infraction for using a different version of the Bible contrary to your taste. I'm sorry, but I'm just ignorant. I see how close minded you people are and will stop at nothing to twist your KJV Bible to prove whatever statement you have in your thick head.

Me? I go by the Bible you'll pick up and read. It is the inspired word of God and he will convict who he will about translation and such. If you want real accurate, go to the Hebrew for Old Testament and Greek for the New Testament. The lot of you are close minded Christians that need to be convicted heavily by the power of the most high. Good day to you people and God bless your efforts to convert.

[Jedediah]

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Matthew 7:1 says "Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

Why do you mindlessly bash this person and be religiously intolerant towards him.

Please read Rev. Osborne's sermon:
The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5)

Matthew 5:43-45 says “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven."

If this man or woman is your enemy, then show the love of Christ, not the hate of Satan.

If we hated this foolish little man then we would say nothing to him. But we don't want him to continue the sinful path he is on. We want him to accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption and become a True Christian(tm). It is precisely because of our Christian love that we scourge him and chasten him.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.