[It's Pink!]

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OMG!!!! U must be a sinner then and r not really Christian! Bcuz we all know GOD DOESN'T ANSWER THE PRAYERS OF SINNERS. read this!

We can help you though! don't run just yet when u r so close to being saved n learning the true word of the LORD!

[GuySmiley]

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This is not a comedy forum, boy.

No it's not, kiddo.

[GuySmiley]

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mister Smiley, I was reading the bible and saw this and thought of u: James 1:5

If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.

if you want to be wise like us, u need only ask the LORD!!! He will show u the truth!

I did that 20yrs ago and He responded accordingly. That wisdom has led me to believe I'm in the wrong forum. No hard feelings. My mistake.

[GuySmiley]

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Mr GuySmiley,


I think you have couple of misconceptions how you should act on God's favourite discussion forum.

- Interrupting you on discussion forum? While you were waiting for a reply? You do understand that this is not how discussion forums work? Since when are you able to dictate who takes part in this discussion?

- You should never ever be rude towards True Christians who even bother to share their wisdom to you by answering there. Listen to them and take their words near your heart.

LW

I always try not to be rude in my correspondences. Only that I'm allergic to sarcasm and rudeness myself. I only RESPOND to such, not START it. Where posts/replies are healthy conversation, I reply accordingly. Did you notice that you used no cutting words, or you didn't call me names (like boy, nigger,scum, trash, etc) or ASSUMED anything in your post? How would any normal person not respect that? Even though 'James Hutchins' used hard-hit words, technically he did not insult or call me names. I responded accordingly. Where he made a point I noted it. Period. Nothing personal. Same here. But if one chooses to tow hell along, bring it on!

God's love.

[It's Pink!]

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mister Smiley, I was reading the bible and saw this and thought of u: James 1:5

If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.

if you want to be wise like us, u need only ask the LORD!!! He will show u the truth!

[GuySmiley]

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Nope. That won't work with me. You should really read my profile and my introductory posts. I actually taught psychology at a rather large university and wrote books on the subject. I'm not one of those simple minds for whom you can answer a question with a question. Your turn.

Doesn't that sound familiar. Let me see...hmmm, "Far-To-See" or "Sad-to-see"... Oh yes! The Pharisees and Sadducees. They also thought Jesus was a 'simple mind...'

[GuySmiley]

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Great dodge of the question about my example of John sitting on the chair. Pray tell, how you would make sense of that?

Your question was rhetoric, which you answered yourself, albeit, sarcastically. I was only returning the compliment. I'd have thought a "scholar" like you would have noticed the difference.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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You said it, "scholar", in knowledge only. In wisdom I'm light years ahead.

This is not a comedy forum, boy.

[GuySmiley]

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Obviously your parents didn't teach you any reading skills. Otherwise you would have learned from the threads in these forums about respecting every True Christian™ at LBC. You have 4 hours to compose yourself and apologize to Brother Zechariah. If you were as old as you pretend to be you would know that old age does not necessarily grant one wisdom. Even though Brother Zechariah might be younger in years, in knowledge he is obviously your senior.

You said it, "scholar", in knowledge only. In wisdom I'm light years ahead.

[GuySmiley]

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You're the uninvited guest here, you rude monster!

This forum is the property of Landover Baptist Church for church members to discuss the 1611 King James Bible and enjoy fellowship with each other.

Were you born in a Yugoslavian slaughterhouse, you vicious savage? Don't you EVER tell a True Christian what to do in their own home, do you understand me?

Now learn some manners or leave, Mr. Smiley.

Hmm. You, to use the words of Z. Symth, "richly deserve" your user name..."Cursed!"

[James Hutchins]

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Of course you did.
God sees and hears your double talkng and it does not please Him.
For example:


You repeatedly stated if God commanded you to kill, that you would not and instead would 'walk away' as, according to you, it requires more strength to not do Gods bidding. Obviously you have never done Gods work. It has caused me great pain as my hands squeezed the life out, looking into the eyes, watching them cloud over. Walking away is a girly thing to do.

I notice you brezzed right by my comment. You know (and more importantly, Jesus knows) my words ring true.

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
I have 2 uncles who are call Jesús. It's no they because we have a lots of the Jesuses here in Spain. Is for this we got nickednames like Chus, Jesu, Josu, Jesusín (which was name of my chihuahua we used have before he die) and others nickednems too.

Perhap a lots of hispanics people is call Jesús. Isn't mean is Jesucristo. Of course.

I met a Frank once. Isn't mean nothing especial, are it?

Mari, are you as cool as I think you are? You don't seem like the others in this forum. You don't post hateful mails, at least not generally. That's a good thing. Keep it up.

Mari wards off dozens of cads like you, wielding pickup lines, every day in her neighborhood. She is far too wise to fall for Unsaved Trash like you and your smut-driven mouth. Go ply your Casanova yearnings in your own local dive with familiar harlots, rather than hit on one of our forum members who wages daily battles against Satan to maintain her purity.

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Bible Student
We don't need to interpret. The 1611 King James Bible has already been interpreted by scholars from ancient Hebrew and Koine Greek into English. If I said, "John sat on the chair" there is no need for interpretation. We simply accept the fact that there was somebody called John, and there was a chair, and John sat in the chair. Interpretation is what you do if one text is in one language and you want somebody to understand that text in another language. Let me ask you a question. If you speak English fluently and as a first language and you meet somebody that speaks English fluently and as a first language, do you hire a translator to translate the conversation for you? If you do, then you have more money than brains. "If they pay a penie or two pence more for the reddinesse of them... let them looke to that, a foole and his money is soone parted."
nly have a 2nd degree black belt in taekwondo you had better run away.

The word 'interpret' has several meanings in English. It means 'to find the meaning of something', 'to make sense of something', 'to ascribe meaning to something', 'to translate something'... You only ascribed your meaning of 'interpret' to the last sense. When I said 'interpret' I was actually referring to 'making sense of something'.

Great dodge of the question about my example of John sitting on the chair. Pray tell, how you would make sense of that?

Now, let me ask you a question.

Nope. That won't work with me. You should really read my profile and my introductory posts. I actually taught psychology at a rather large university and wrote books on the subject. I'm not one of those simple minds for whom you can answer a question with a question. Your turn.

When Jesus said, 'I give unto you power to trend upon serpents and scorpions.. and nothing shall by any means hurt you...(Luke 10:19)', are you saying you've literally stepped on a snake (a king cobra or a western brown, for instance) or a scorpion just to prove the validity of Jesus's claim? If not, what are you waiting for? Don't you believe our Lord Jesus? I'm just borrowing from your logic. Mind, one interpretation of the word 'serpent' is a snake. There are other interpretations of course, but that's just my point.

I guess it is natural for an atheist like you to call Jesus a liar? Why are you even here on our friendly church forum?

Making sense or getting the meaning of something could easily be the difference between right and wrong.

.

Or do you suppose obeying something and accepting the God-breathed words could easily be the difference between right and wrong?

[Living_Water]

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Are you speaking for 'Bible Student' now? I was waiting for him to reply my post so step aside and stop interrupting. Go suck a thumb or whatever it is you do when you're not sucking your thumb, kiddo.

Mr GuySmiley,


I think you have couple of misconceptions how you should act on God's favourite discussion forum.

- Interrupting you on discussion forum? While you were waiting for a reply? You do understand that this is not how discussion forums work? Since when are you able to dictate who takes part in this discussion?

- You should never ever be rude towards True Christians who even bother to share their wisdom to you by answering there. Listen to them and take their words near your heart.

Proverbs 1:5:
A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels


God's love,

LW

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Please stop talking nonsense, boy.

Obviously, your parents didn't teach you any manners, calling a man old enough to be your father a boy.

Obviously your parents didn't teach you any reading skills. Otherwise you would have learned from the threads in these forums about respecting every True Christian(tm) at LBC. You have 4 hours to compose yourself and apologize to Brother Zechariah. If you were as old as you pretend to be you would know that old age does not necessarily grant one wisdom. Even though Brother Zechariah might be younger in years, in knowledge he is obviously your senior.