[Talitha]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

Well!!
It looks like we've managed to tame a wild beast here Sister J.

Mr Vahyr, I'm pleased that you enjoyed our little get together to discuss the finer aspects of True Christian(tm) Worship.
I must say you were very enthusiastic (several times) and you are indeed a fine opponent when we Wrestled.
I think you still need more help in finding the True meaning(c) of Jesus so perhaps we can have a repeat performance get together again soon.

YIC
Talitha

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

WOW!!!(and I don't mean World of Warcraft)

Prayer and Bible study was amazing. The Lord does work in mysterious ways. And now, after having visited your wonderful community, I fill... relieved and relaxed. It's like I'm hearing the birds sing for the first time. I can't wipe this smile of my face. Thank you Sister Talitha for schooling me in the ways fo our Lord and Savior. Although a mere woman, your knowledge of the Bible is exceptional. Now I understand the difference between a True Christian and a christian of convenience. PRAISE JESUS!!!

You know, miss Jenny, the Lord seems to have instilled me with the spirit of forgiveness. Your childish comments can't bring me down today. Sorry for mistaking you for a common harlot. Sorry Pastor Ezekial for thinking you were a pillow bitting pretty boy sodomite. And even though I never said anything, sorry Brother Temperance for thinking you were a dirty smelly sub-human polack-jew abomination.

Bible Study with a True Christian lady ROCKS!!!

[JennyD]

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I'LL BE THERE!!! TUESDAY!!!! Seven... PM!!!!
The TITHE has already been made...

LET THE TRUE CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP COMENSE!!!!

Oh, dear.

Sister Talitha, I do believe our Lezbean friend here wishes to share her time of the month with you.

I told you before, Vera, Godly Christian women shut themselves AWAY from everyone during their unclean time!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

I'm not entirely sure, but I think that "salting the land" is also rather frowned upon by the Lord:

Genesis 38:9
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

EEGHHH!!!... You're a weirdo.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Can I call you Tigerrrrrrrrrr? Huh? Can I???

Look, you just let me know when you're available........... Tiger............... and I'll send a Car down to collect you.
I'm sure if you a Loving Donation to Jesus in your Purse we can arrange something with the Pastors.
Make sure you wear something "appropriate" for Wrestling with a True Christian™ Lady of Landover.

It's a good job Studly Bobby Joe wasn't on duty when you tried previously as he would probably have shot you on sight.

I'LL BE THERE!!! TUESDAY!!!! Seven... PM!!!!
The TITHE has already been made...

LET THE TRUE CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP COMENSE!!!!

[Wide-Open]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

I'm not entirely sure, but I think that "salting the land" is also rather frowned upon by the Lord:

Genesis 38:9
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

Women should be STRONG to compliment a STRONG man. Women should be like AMAZONS...

Where in the Bible does it say that, you freakish feminazi?

If the Clinton heifer takes office and ARMAGGEDON starts it'll be hardly worth it with the ROAR OF BATTLE be EVERYWHERE!!!! Could you imagine any decent MAN serving in our proud and noble armed forces ultimatelty taking orders from SLICK WILLY'S LESBIAN BULLDYKE!?!?!?! It's un-christian!!!!!!

As a decent Christian, I find it impossible to imagine Hellary winning. How could an omnipotent, loving God allow such a thing to happen? If you ask me, finding it possible to imagine Hillary winning is tantamount to doubting GOD.

ALL MOON WORSHIPPERS MUST PARRISH WITHOUT HESITATION AND LET THEIR LANDS BE SALTED!!!!!

Parish? Is that not some kind of Anglican thing? Are you trying to say you want the mudswines to go to church with you?

[Talitha]

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Can you help me get in? I'd hate to drive all the way from to be turned away again. I just want to worship in fellowship with other like-minded Christians.

Can I call you Tigerrrrrrrrrr? Huh? Can I???

Look, you just let me know when you're available........... Tiger............... and I'll send a Car down to collect you.
I'm sure if you a Loving Donation to Jesus in your Purse we can arrange something with the Pastors.
Make sure you wear something "appropriate" for Wrestling with a True Christian(tm) Lady of Landover.

It's a good job Studly Bobby Joe wasn't on duty when you tried previously as he would probably have shot you on sight.

[Nobar King]

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ALL MOON WORSHIPPERS MUST PARRISH

We're working on it.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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GLORY!!
A RRRReeeaaaallll man who ticks some of the boxes!

From what you say here I do believe your intentions are honorable.

Now, as far as the ticking of your boxes Mr Vaaarrrhhhyyyrrrgggghhhhh (can I call you Tiger?)
I think there is a distinct possibility that Amazonian, fighting and Baking a good Pie have always been some of my greatest assets.

Virginal.................... well.....erm...I.... I guess I'm what you call "Born again" so that just HAS to be a YES!!!

I think we need to get together for some Bible study and Wrestling followed by a good Spanking for good "afters".

Waddya say............... Tigerrrrrrrrr

It would be a pleasure to join you in Bible Study!!!! However, there is the issue of getting past the gates. I attempted to gain access to the rather LARGE gated community of Freehold about a week ago. I did not have a residency pass nor a "workers permit". PERMIT!!!! BAH!!! Like I'm some Mexican border crossing illegal who needs a PERMIT!!!! I had the right mind to pull my 7.25 foot light weight alloy long sword and carve those toy cops a new frown - RIGHT THROUGH THEIR LIVER, STOMACH, and PANCREAS!!!! But then I realized they were just doing their jobs. What if some nutcase showed up wanting entrance? They can't just let anyone in. You just never know these days.

Can you help me get in? I'd hate to drive all the way from to be turned away again. I just want to worship in fellowship with other like-minded Christians.

[Talitha]

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GRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! KINKY!!!!

Do not be deceived!!!! I won't take that spanking without a fight and I'd be disappointed if you took the one I'd give you without a fight!!! Women should be STRONG to compliment a STRONG man. Women should be like AMAZONS... save for the muff diving, excessive body hair, plaid, Hillary Clinton supporting, and man hating!!!

GLORY!!
A RRRReeeaaaallll man who ticks some of the boxes!

From what you say here I do believe your intentions are honorable.

Now, as far as the ticking of your boxes Mr Vaaarrrhhhyyyrrrgggghhhhh (can I call you Tiger?)
I think there is a distinct possibility that Amazonian, fighting and Baking a good Pie have always been some of my greatest assets.

Virginal.................... well.....erm...I.... I guess I'm what you call "Born again" so that just HAS to be a YES!!!

I think we need to get together for some Bible study and Wrestling followed by a good Spanking for good "afters".

Waddya say............... Tigerrrrrrrrr

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
uga uga uga uga
whooooooooooooooo

I hope that got your attention. i try to meet halfway.
If you're so fired up to kick evil butt, why aren't you in Afghanistan? or Iraq?

If the Clinton heifer takes office and ARMAGGEDON starts it'll be hardly worth it with the ROAR OF BATTLE be EVERYWHERE!!!! Could you imagine any decent MAN serving in our proud and noble armed forces ultimatelty taking orders from SLICK WILLY'S LESBIAN BULLDYKE!?!?!?! It's un-christian!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Rules of ENGAGEMENT?(What? Am I gonna marry the towel heads) LAW of ARMED CONFLICT?!?!?!(LAW and CONFLICT DON"T MIX!!) BAH!!! ALL MUST DIE!!!! TALIBAN!!! AFGHAN CITIZENS!!! AFGHAN SCHOOL CHILDREN!!!! THEIR CATTLE!!!! ALL MOON WORSHIPPERS MUST PARRISH WITHOUT HESITATION AND LET THEIR LANDS BE SALTED!!!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Pardon me for asking, but do you happen to own an NSX?

I'm an AMERICAN!!!! BORN A RAISED IN DETROIT!!!!! HARDENED and TESTED amoung the hordes of negroes and latinos!!!! I don't own any NSX!!!!!! I don't drive anything that was made by people who'd worship the steel it was made out of because they think a spirit lives in it!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[eliot mayfield]

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blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
uga uga uga uga
whooooooooooooooo

I hope that got your attention. i try to meet halfway.
If you're so fired up to kick evil butt, why aren't you in Afghanistan? or Iraq?

[Wide-Open]

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Pardon me for asking, but do you happen to own an NSX?