[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

Yes, you did, dear. I thought I'd heard you correctly. Let's discuss this.

(Pastors, I do hope my direct discussion with this confused young lady will not be too "mature" for this forum. I ran into problems like this with the girls at the orphanage while I worked there. You'd be surprised how many of them want to grab a sword and go on the attack during their first few "curse cycles"!)

You want to co-mense with Catholics. You want to have YOUR unclean time with a batch of Lesbian nuns. Not only is that very dangerous -- think bloodborne pathogens, sweetie -- but also sinful. Baptist women shut themselves away from ALL others when unclean, as God commands:

Leviticus 15:19-20

And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

You could learn a thing or two about proper feminine hygiene, dear.

Thanks for the generous offering of a spanking, but I'm not a Lesbian into butches. I'm waiting for a good Christian MAN to marry me. Sorry to disappoint, but the idea of muff-diving my way to Satan's eternal fires holds little interest for me. Nor am I the least bit intrigued by the possibility of earning my "red wings". God frowns upon that:

Leviticus 20:18

And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

And some Excedrin PMS might help with those pesky mood swings and the bloating. I'm sure your dirty pillows are rather sore this time of month, am I right?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7474

ATTENTION ALL VIRGIN CHRISTIAN WOMEN!!!!!

Make yourselves known to me!!!

ATTENTION ALL WIDOWS OF GOOD MIND AND BODY!!!

Make yourselves known to me!!!

ATTENTION ALL THOSE WOMEN WHO HAVE REDEEMDED THEMSELVES IN CHRIST!!!

Make yourselves known to ME!!!

I'll KNOW that all females who do not reveal themselves are depraved whores who SPIT IN THE FACE OF BABY JESUS!!!! And any fornicating witch who dares to mock the sanctity of the word "TRUE Christian" while being a rotten trollop is deserving of having their vaginas filled with rusty razorblades and their pelvic regions crushed with a spiked iron mace!!!

You did not count yourself among the virtutous!!!!!! The godly Sister Talitha appears to be the ONLY righteous woman among the sea of harlotry which comprises the "True Christian" women of Landover Baptist Church!!!! YOU DARE MOCK GOD BY CARRYING THE TITLE OF TRUE CHRISTIAN!!!!

AND THEN - YOU - HAVE THE NERVE TO CLAIM THAT IT IS SHE WHO IS UNCLEAN AND SHE WAS MAKING A CARPET MUNCHING PASS AS AT YOU - AT YOU!!!! TALITHA IS YOUR BETTER!!!!! HOW DARE A LITTLE TEENAGE WHORE LIKE YOU TRY TO SCHOOL HER ON THE CURSE OF WOMANHOOD!!!!

SHAME ON YOU HARLOT!!!! SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

Oh, did you possibly mean "commence" instead of "co-mense"? Nah.

COMENSE is SO much more Biblical. But a wanton trollop like yourself wouldn't know anything about living and spelling Biblically. "Commence" is how limp wristed queers spell it. The "c" helps them pronounce it with a lisp.

P.S. I must appologize to Pastor Ezekiel. With his $70 haircuts, multiple pairs of shoes, excessive gym time, iced tips on his hair, and still not landing himself a bride I figured he was a faggot, but appearantly it is the lack of virtuous women that accounts for his bachelorism.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

Oh Dear, now you're hurting my feelings.

Listen you pubescent apology for a man. For as long as you have UNSAVED TRASH under your unpronounceable stupid name you are our guest.
You can shout and rant as much as you wish...........within reason.

NO I DON'T COOK!!
What do you think Negra Housekeepers are for? Darn Homer!!

Now you behave or I'll find out where you live and come round and spank your bottom!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! KINKY!!!!

Do not be deceived!!!! I won't take that spanking without a fight and I'd be disappointed if you took the one I'd give you without a fight!!! Women should be STRONG to compliment a STRONG man. Women should be like AMAZONS... save for the muff diving, excessive body hair, plaid, Hillary Clinton supporting, and man hating!!!

[JennyD]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

I SAID, "COMENSE WITH CARNAGE!!!!!"

Yes, you did, dear. I thought I'd heard you correctly. Let's discuss this.

(Pastors, I do hope my direct discussion with this confused young lady will not be too "mature" for this forum. I ran into problems like this with the girls at the orphanage while I worked there. You'd be surprised how many of them want to grab a sword and go on the attack during their first few "curse cycles"!)

You want to co-mense with Catholics. You want to have YOUR unclean time with a batch of Lesbian nuns. Not only is that very dangerous -- think bloodborne pathogens, sweetie -- but also sinful. Baptist women shut themselves away from ALL others when unclean, as God commands:

Leviticus 15:19-20

And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

You could learn a thing or two about proper feminine hygiene, dear.

Thanks for the generous offering of a spanking, but I'm not a Lesbian into butches. I'm waiting for a good Christian MAN to marry me. Sorry to disappoint, but the idea of muff-diving my way to Satan's eternal fires holds little interest for me. Nor am I the least bit intrigued by the possibility of earning my "red wings". God frowns upon that:

Leviticus 20:18

And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

And some Excedrin PMS might help with those pesky mood swings and the bloating. I'm sure your dirty pillows are rather sore this time of month, am I right?





Oh, did you possibly mean "commence" instead of "co-mense"? Nah.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

What? You dare to denounce the great Sigmar, First Emperor and God of the Empire? Shame on you, heretic. May Ghal Maraz smite you utterly.

The only thing worse than a teenaged geek posing as a cartoon warrior on the internet is another teenaged geek being his toady. If you and your fag friend don't stop this huge font foolishness and start worshiping God properly, then I'm going to ban you both.

[Nobar King]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

Drr.. look, some trolls think they are taking over our forum by wasting their time making nonsense posts.

Get off the wii!!, already!

You understand that there are adults in the world that go out and do things? You don't have to sit around and play WOW all day long. Do you have a bicycle?

[Frater Matthias]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

What the HELL are you BABBLING ABOUT!?!?!?! WWWRRRAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!

Sigmar is nothing more than another Mary and the Empire is the gamification of the PAGAN catholic church. I will burn their cities!!! Slaughter their cattle!!! Carve open the belly of their pregnant and DASH THE SKULLS OF THE UNBORN HEATHEN SPAWN UPON THE ROCK!!!! Of course, I will keep the little girls who have not known a man for myself!!! HHHOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!!! HA HAAA!!! VICTORY FOR JESUS!!!!

I will do all these things in JESUS NAME!!! through Warhammer because secular law does not allow me to walk into the nearest catholic "church" and comense in CARNAGE!!!! AARRRGGGHHH!!!

What? You dare to denounce the great Sigmar, First Emperor and God of the Empire? Shame on you, heretic. May Ghal Maraz smite you utterly.

[Larry Lee]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

Jesus is many things. 'Kidder' isn't one of them. You just earned yourself more warning points.

BOW YOUR KNEE TO GOD'S FAVORITE CHURCH NOW

[Talitha]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAA!!!!!!
YOU'RE A FEMALE. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. YOU'RE INFRACTION DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. YOUR LIFE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!!! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SOUL?!?!?
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, IS THERE A SOUL IN THERE?!?!?!
MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
GET YOUR ROUND FIRM SUPPLE BUTTOX INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A STEAK, WILL YOU!?!?! MEDIUM RARE!!!! YOU DO AT LEAST KNOW HOW TO COOK DON'T YOU?!?!?!
HAR HAR HAR!!!!

Oh Dear, now you're hurting my feelings.

Listen you pubescent apology for a man. For as long as you have UNSAVED TRASH under your unpronounceable stupid name you are our guest.
You can shout and rant as much as you wish...........within reason.

NO I DON'T COOK!!
What do you think Negra Housekeepers are for? Darn Homer!!

Now you behave or I'll find out where you live and come round and spank your bottom!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

I've given Mr Vaaaarrrrrrrggghhhhhhhyyy some Infraction Points to try and calm him down a bit.
I think he's been a little bit too near the glue again while he's been sticking those nice pictures in that Scrap Book he carries everywhere.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAA!!!!!!

YOU'RE A FEMALE. YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. YOU'RE INFRACTION DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. YOUR LIFE DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!!! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A SOUL?!?!?

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, IS THERE A SOUL IN THERE?!?!?!

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

GET YOUR ROUND FIRM SUPPLE BUTTOX INTO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A STEAK, WILL YOU!?!?! MEDIUM RARE!!!! YOU DO AT LEAST KNOW HOW TO COOK DON'T YOU?!?!?!

HAR HAR HAR!!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

Brothers and sisters, I think we should give Mr. Vaydr a chance. All his grunting and growling may actually bring some of those basement-dwelling gamer types to the Arms of the Lord somehow. He may need a little refinement, but anything that brings children to the Light of the Cross is fine by me.

Why bless your heart, sister. Indeed I have given up the cold dark basement for the warmed and light of HEAVEN!!! And I only wish to spread this message of redemption to all the pathetic, pale, pizza faced 18-40 year old virgins who will not only live a laughable life of elf masturbation and mormonish fascination with magical appearal, but also a RAGING FIRE THAT THREATENS TO DEVOUR NOT ONLY FLESH BUT SPIRIT!!!!

[Talitha]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

I've given Mr Vaaaarrrrrrrggghhhhhhhyyy some Infraction Points to try and calm him down a bit.
I think he's been a little bit too near the glue again while he's been sticking those nice pictures in that Scrap Book he carries everywhere.

[Larry Lee]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

Brothers and sisters, I think we should give Mr. Vaydr a chance. All his grunting and growling may actually bring some of those basement-dwelling gamer types to the Arms of the Lord somehow. He may need a little refinement, but anything that brings children to the Light of the Cross is fine by me.

VictoryOS, you are so wise (and yet, a woman How can this be?)

Regardless, Brother VOW here's the VOICE OF GOD HIMSELF telling you how to behave on this HOLY BOARD:

1. NEVER QUESTION this HOLY BOARD's Pastors, who are God's personal representatives in cyberspace. Never. Do you understand? (A simple grunt of acknowledgment will suffice.)

2. You will turn your Holy Vengeance upon the wicked who reject God's love-gift of salvation through Divine election. You will shew heathens no mercy and will give them a tiny taste of the Hell that awaits them for all aeternity.

3. You will start tithing immediately (Paypal is at the bottom of the page) and encourage others to do likewise.

Accept these terms of participation in this Holy Board NOW or face the surety of immediate banishment to the icy depths of the cyber void.

[VictoryOS]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

Brothers and sisters, I think we should give Mr. Vaydr a chance. All his grunting and growling may actually bring some of those basement-dwelling gamer types to the Arms of the Lord somehow. He may need a little refinement, but anything that brings children to the Light of the Cross is fine by me.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

I'm guessing you're a teenaged boy who kinda thinks Star Trek is real, am I right?

GRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Mr. Grinning Sissyboy says, "I'm guessing you're a teenaged boy who kinda thinks Star Trek is real..."

Do you see any space ships flying around? Do you see any lasers beams or photons bombs or men with pointy ears at the supermarket?!?!

WELL, DO YOU!?!?!?!

Of course I don't believe in STAR TREK!!! I don't believe in idiotic concepts like warp speed, world peace, anti-matter engines, molecular teleporters, or green skinned alien whores!!! GRRRRRaaaaaaRRRR!!!!

I believe in my savior who died on the cross and resurrected Himself three days later!!! I believe in a God who walks on water and then turns it into wine!!! I believe that if my faith is strong enough I can tell a mountain to jump into a river!!! Do I believe in Star Trek?????... WWWRRRRAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!! I BELIEVE IN THE HOLY BIBLE KJV 1611!!!!!

I'm guessing you're in your mid 20's, get $70 "hairdo's", cut and clean your nails regularly, lotion your whole body everyday, work out at the gym 6 days a week, own more than 2 pairs of footwear, pluke your eyebrows, and STILL are a single bachelor in a town full of christian women longing for a REAL MAN to step in and take over their otherwise pointless existences, right?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: WARRIOR OF THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN

He's got spunk though. You got to give him that. He has spunk running through his viens! He's got real potential.