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  • Biff Fib
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    I realize that I may seem like I'm being obtuse and argumentative again, but with all due respect, I feel this may be important.

    I searched Bible again and maybe you knew this already but "Bible" is not in the Bible!?

    What does it mean?

    However, I would imagine that "Bible" is on the Bible, mentioned on the covers.
    Could someone please explain this?

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  • Biff Fib
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    Dear Z. Smyth, forgive me I did not realize that. Naturally I do not wish to harm donkies, zebras nor hippos or moomins. None should wish to hurt such creatures.

    Thank you for correcting me.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
    Great!
    I did some Bible searching and these things do no matter: me, your family name, Landover, America, Russia, China, Finland. (Helsinki matters only partially)

    However, "Baptist" and "church" are there and also "Land" and "Over".

    So, if I may suggest you we both go and change our names, and do I dare to suggest that "Landover" would be divided.
    I can see that you are being intentionally obtuse and argumentative.

    Should we slaughter all striped donkeys because they are not mentioned in the Bible? Of course not, and for you to suggest such a thing is a clear look into the mind of a raging sociopath.



    YiC,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Biff Fib
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    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Don't be ridiculous.

    What is in the Bible is TRUE; what isn't in the Bible DOESN'T MATTER.

    I'll give you an example: a zebra is obviously a striped donkey.

    Does it mention that in the Bible? No. Does that mean it's not TRUE? Of course not, it simply means it's not important enough to put in the most important Book ever written.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    Great!
    I did some Bible searching and these things do no matter: me, your family name, Landover, America, Russia, China, Finland. (Helsinki matters only partially)

    However, "Baptist" and "church" are there and also "Land" and "Over".

    So, if I may suggest you we both go and change our names, and do I dare to suggest that "Landover" would be divided.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
    And answers that I find from Bible are considered true and what is not there is not true, right?
    Don't be ridiculous.

    What is in the Bible is TRUE; what isn't in the Bible DOESN'T MATTER.

    I'll give you an example: a zebra is obviously a striped donkey.

    Does it mention that in the Bible? No. Does that mean it's not TRUE? Of course not, it simply means it's not important enough to put in the most important Book ever written.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Biff Fib
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Could you please stop trying to debate every single point and just accept Jesus as your personal Savior©?

    The only reason that you don't understand the Bible is because your father is satan.
    Thank you! I did not know it could happen so easy.
    Done. I have now accepted Jesus as my personal Savior©.

    I thought that I should know Bible better.
    Though I truly enjoy your answers, I understand answering me may take too much of your time, so is it proper to use this search engine in order to find answers from the Bible:



    And answers that I find from Bible are considered true and what is not there is not true, right?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
    So could you please help me why the above differs from what True Disicple said earlier about Americans.
    Could you please stop trying to debate every single point and just accept Jesus as your personal Savior(c)?

    The only reason that you don't understand the Bible is because your father is satan.

    John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

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  • Biff Fib
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    So could you please help me why the above differs from what True Disicple said earlier about Americans.

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  • Bible Student
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    Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
    Originally Posted by True Disciple
    Good question. Why are Americans God's Favorite People?

    The answer is that America is the country that stays Truest™ to True Christian Morality™. And God likes True Christians™ even more than jews:
    Now I'm confused. So you are saying Jeb Thurmod got it wrong when, in the link below, he says "GOD HATES AMERICA BECAUSE AMERICA HATES GOD".

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...hlight=america
    How dare you!! You are taking Brother Jeb's statements out of context. You are cherry picking quotes. Satan does that.

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  • Biff Fib
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    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    Good question. Why are Americans God's Favorite People?

    The answer is that America is the country that stays Truest™ to True Christian Morality™. And God likes True Christians™ even more than jews:
    Now I'm confused. So you are saying Jeb Thurmod got it wrong when, in the link below, he says "GOD HATES AMERICA BECAUSE AMERICA HATES GOD".

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  • True Disciple
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    Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
    Dear True Disciple: Thank you again for being so informative.

    So, God puts Jews above all other nations, as it was stated in the quotes.
    But I could not see a verse of Americans nor of True Christians™ (whom you emphasize). Surely they are mentioned in the bible, aren't they?

    What does the trademark mean? It seems a bit dubious, like you were about to sell your beliefs or some other things.


    Dear Mr. Smyth: I'm sorry, I meant no harm. And I was talking about son of God, was I not?
    Good question. Why are Americans God's Favorite People?

    The answer is that America is the country that stays Truest™ to True Christian Morality™. And God likes True Christians™ even more than jews:

    1 Thessalonians 2:14-16:
    For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews:
    Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:
    Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

    Titus 1:10-14:
    For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:
    Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.
    One of themselves, even a prophet of their own, said, the Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies.
    This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith;
    Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth.

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  • Biff Fib
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    Dear True Disciple: Thank you again for being so informative.

    So, God puts Jews above all other nations, as it was stated in the quotes.
    But I could not see a verse of Americans nor of True Christians™ (whom you emphasize). Surely they are mentioned in the bible, aren't they?

    What does the trademark mean? It seems a bit dubious, like you were about to sell your beliefs or some other things.


    Dear Mr. Smyth: I'm sorry, I meant no harm. And I was talking about son of God, was I not?

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  • True Disciple
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    Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
    You seem to know these things, so could you please tell me what that "the Lord God of Israel" means on the post above. God is not from Israel, is he?
    Of course not. That's why it says "of Israel" not "from Israel." He's the God of Israel because He likes Israeli people more than any other people on this Earth (except obviously American True Christians™).
    Liberal false christians claim that God doesn't play favorites and doesn't racially discriminate people, but the Bible teaches differently:

    Deuteronomy 10:15:
    Only the LORD had a delight in thy fathers to love them, and he chose their seed after them, even you above all people, as it is this day.


    Deuteronomy 14:2:
    For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God, and the LORD hath chosen thee to be a peculiar people unto himself, above all the nations that are upon the earth.

    Deuteronomy 23:3-4:
    An Ammonite or Moabite shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the LORD for ever: Because they met you not with bread and with water in the way, when ye came forth out of Egypt; and because they hired against thee Balaam the son of Beor of Pethor of Mesopotamia, to curse thee.

    Ezra 10:10-11:
    And Ezra the priest stood up, and said unto them, Ye have transgressed, and have taken strange wives, to increase the trespass of Israel.
    Now therefore make confession unto the LORD God of your fathers, and do his pleasure: and separate yourselves from the people of the land, and from the strange wives.


    Isaiah 43:21:
    This people have I formed for myself; they shall shew forth my praise.

    Isaiah 44:1-2:
    Yet now hear, O Jacob my servant; and Israel, whom I have chosen:
    Thus saith the LORD that made thee, and formed thee from the womb, which will help thee; Fear not, O Jacob, my servant; and thou, Jesurun, whom I have chosen.

    Isaiah 60:12:
    For the nation and kingdom that will not serve thee shall perish; yea, those nations shall be utterly wasted.

    Jeremiah 31:35-36:
    Thus saith the LORD, which giveth the sun for a light by day, and the ordinances of the moon and of the stars for a light by night, which divideth the sea when the waves thereof roar; The LORD of hosts is his name: If those ordinances depart from before me, saith the LORD, then the seed of Israel also shall cease from being a nation before me for ever.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
    Thank you, True Disciple for making things clear.
    Except my eyesight, which has gone worse in recent years. Maybe Jesus don't want me, we'll see.

    Is there any way to lure Jesus?

    You seem to know these things, so could you please tell me what that "the Lord God of Israel" means on the post above. God is not from Israel, is he?


    (James 1:13) "Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man."

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Biff Fib
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    Thank you, True Disciple for making things clear.
    Except my eyesight, which has gone worse in recent years. Maybe Jesus don't want me, we'll see.
    Is there any way to lure Jesus?

    You seem to know these things, so could you please tell me what that "the Lord God of Israel" means on the post above. God is not from Israel, is he?

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