[Living_Water]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

I can see he moon.

Maybe you should start a thread introducing yourself and telling us some things about yourself.
Are you a pervert taking sneak peaks on some poor mans behind? Or is your husband mooning you because you deserve it? I really hope you're not a man since that would probably make you a homer.
Also let us know how you found Jesus and what is your favorite Bible verse.

[James Hutchins]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

I can see he moon. Cant see heaven though

Who mooned you? Who is 'he'?

I can assure you, that sort of behavior is not tolerated here.

[Cursed]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

I can see he moon.

He moon? Is that one of those stupid cartoon characters?

Madam, please put down your drugs, sober up for a few days, and come back later.

[Shaddow]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

Have you ever driven to the moon? Do you dispute its existence?

I can see he moon. Cant see heaven though

[Bible Student]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

KJV was dictated by King James, a man, to his squire, a man. And if i cant take my car to heaven, then I am not going. I spent alot of money on that car and im getting it buried with me

Are you 12? That is one of the dumbest explanation of the King James Bible that I have ever seen. Do you even know who King James was? Perhaps you should type less and read more. You know nothing of which you speak. James did not read ancient Hebrew or Greek though he did know Latin. He commissioned a Bible in English to be produced. Use your dictionary to looking up the meaning of commissioned.

[Bible Student]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
You don't consider life in heaven as REAL life?



That is the problem with many heathens and false Christians (papists and Episcopalians, for example)...they think of Heaven as some non-tangible place, or even as a metaphor for something.

Nope. Real place, real people, and real consequences if you think otherwise.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

So where is this Heaven then? I have never seen directions on how to drive there? If it is a real place, how come we do not have any maps?

Have you ever driven to the moon? Do you dispute its existence?

[Percival B. Perkins]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

Amen, Brother Hutchins.

It's a mental defect,not demons.and why must you assume to know exactly what people think when you don't?

Who told you this lie? What is this heathous doctors name? Spiritual Possesion and Affliction is Real, as the American King James Version of the Bible is proven t be real historic accounts.

Give your perscribed Ritalin or dextroamphetimines to the salvation army, or take, them pick up The King James Version and do like orange juice and concentrate.

[James Hutchins]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

Same for me and the bike i'm getting

You will not be allowed to take your red Murray with the bell and white plastic basket to Heaven, if you get in. Based on your posts so far, it does not seem very likely.
What I am curious about is why your focus is on your bike (training wheels or no?) and not where it shuld be-Jesus. You are going to be alive for a scant 80 years, then for all of eternity, you will be either in Heaven or Hell.
You need to think of life on Earth as the night before the Big Final. You have to cram everything in and only a little while to do it. Make Jesus your study buddy.

[KhornathTheBlooded]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

Jesus can cleanse you as he did the other Demonicly-Afflicted heathens in his cavalry noted in Matthew 9:32-33; 12:22; 17:18; Mark 5:1-20; 7:26-30; Luke 4:33-36; Luke 22:3; Acts 16:16-18.




Because you think being buried with anything means it will follow you into your afterlife, sounds like Egyptian Pharoh Mumbo Jumbo to me. Get saved.

It's a mental defect,not demons.and why must you assume to know exactly what people think when you don't?

[Toxicgoth]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

Because you think being buried with anything means it will follow you into your afterlife, sounds like Egyptian Pharoh Mumbo Jumbo to me. Get saved.

No, i just dont want anyone else to have it.

[Percival B. Perkins]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

on a side note i have class 7 A.D.D and Aspergers syndrome,so spelling mistakes are bound to pop up in my posts.

Jesus can cleanse you as he did the other Demonicly-Afflicted heathens in his cavalry noted in Matthew 9:32-33; 12:22; 17:18; Mark 5:1-20; 7:26-30; Luke 4:33-36; Luke 22:3; Acts 16:16-18.

KJV was dictated by King James, a man, to his squire, a man. And if i cant take my car to heaven, then I am not going. I spent alot of money on that car and im getting it buried with me.

Because you think being buried with anything means it will follow you into your afterlife, sounds like Egyptian Pharoh Mumbo Jumbo to me. Get saved.

[KhornathTheBlooded]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

KJV was dictated by King James, a man, to his squire, a man. And if i cant take my car to heaven, then I am not going. I spent alot of money on that car and im getting it buried with me

Same for me and the bike i'm getting

[Born Again Bob]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

Dear Friend,

And if i cant take my car to heaven, then I am not going.

In your case, I really wouldn't worry about it.

Yours in Him,
bab

[Toxicgoth]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

Because the man who wrote it was God himself? He will guide you when it's time, you are not going to take your car to Heaven. When you live you should follow the KJV and when you then you will go to Heaven.

YIC
Elisabeth

KJV was dictated by King James, a man, to his squire, a man. And if i cant take my car to heaven, then I am not going. I spent alot of money on that car and im getting it buried with me

[KhornathTheBlooded]

Re: for the glory of intelligence

Because the man who wrote it was God himself? He will guide you when it's time, you are not going to take your car to Heaven. When you live you should follow the KJV and when you died you will go to Heaven.

YIC
Elisabeth

See,she just unknowingly backed up what i said about life after life