[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello

All Christians have been arse raped by there church at some point, believe in a false truth, actually think the world is flat? Have no sense of scientific knowledge, and believe everything one man wrote in a book to rule there lives.

Isn't stereotyping the best?

Why aye man, are ahl yee mackems ahl the same? It's wor hoose and we can dee what we wahnt! If w'uz wantin' ta gan oot w'ull gan oot and if it's geet caald w'ull gan in wor murta and we can smurk tabs an' aal!

Now that we've introduced ourselves (worselz) properly (reet like) let me point you in the right direction.

I'm a polyglot - so my suspicions were well-founded, especially after your 'rude-kid/Sid the Sexist' tirade there.

Some advice:
Try to be civil. It'll help you in your dealings here.

Please by all means point things out to us, but quote (kwurt) the appropriate Scripture (Skirpchah like) when doing so. It'll help you be taken more seriously.

And please refrain from personal abuse and accusations of snottiness when it is your OWN snotty attitude here in OUR forum which makes you think you have the right to do as you please.

We are not doing anything other than telling it like it is. Please heed our advice.

Remember this is 'wor hoose' and we're playing with 'Wor baal', so act accordingly and behave.

You're welcome. (Aye, nee bothah, hinny)


YIC, McU.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Hello

Isn't stereotyping the best?

Don't get all emotional on us. After all, it was you who told us that you are shandy drinking poofter.

[forgotoole]

Re: Hello

So you are like a mackem, but only dumber. Good for you.

All Christians have been arse raped by there church at some point, believe in a false truth, actually think the world is flat? Have no sense of scientific knowledge, and believe everything one man wrote in a book to rule there lives.

Isn't stereotyping the best?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello

Just joined for more of a look around, rather than make comments.

How quickly they stray from their stated mission.

(Proverbs 16:4) "The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Hello

If you can pick up on foreign attitude then if you know anything of the English counties you'll know what a Geordie is, which is what I proudly am! Born and bred of the Geordie soil!

So you are like a mackem, but only dumber. Good for you.

[forgotoole]

Re: Hello

If you can pick up on foreign attitude then if you know anything of the English counties you'll know what a Geordie is, which is what I proudly am! Born and bred of the Geordie soil!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Hello

Does it matter if I have, or have not, completely correct grammar and punctuality? I would have thought no.. To me it seems you have something against the United Kingdom, and her majesty the Queen!

Well, actually I'm think it do matters up to a certain extension cos if you're no write in the properly english people isn't gonna understand you, but I think your english is OK friend, but even if you're no a native english-talker I wouldn't worry too many for hide that fact cos in the end of the day it's no matters is what God thinks what is matters really don't you think cos I do think this, and I don't really try too much to hide the fact I'm a foreing cos if I do try hide it and pretend I'm a english there'll always gonna be asome little detaille that somebody's gonna notice and see I'm a foreing so I wouldn't worry over it very.

And welcome on the forum too! Today is a happy day!

YIC, Mari!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello

Does it matter if I have, or have not, completely correct grammar and punctuality? I would have thought no.. To me it seems you have something against the United Kingdom, and her majesty the Queen!

The Queen? That blapsphemous old carbunkle who dares to make herself God's representative on Earth!?! Of course I have something against here.

Michael Fagan didn't see Heaven when he visited her, be sure of that.

As for language, I'm not talking about correctness - it's the obvious (to me anyway, well-hidden, but I AM a linguistics expert so I can pick up on these things) 'foreignisms' or archaisms that have crept into your language.

English is not your first language. Either that or you're Irish, which amounts to the same thing.

Still doubtingly thine, McU.

[forgotoole]

Re: Hello

Does it matter if I have, or have not, completely correct grammar and punctuality? I would have thought no.. To me it seems you have something against the United Kingdom, and her majesty the Queen!

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello

So you would want to know my religion, and not the man who worships the religion? If you looked at my original post I said i'm not religious any any shape or form, nor atheist, nor anything. I take life as it comes, as I think life should be lived to the full

See? there's another quirk ('would like' reads better)that makes you sound non-native. I'm not convinced pal. Or are you using an archaism for sepcial effect? If so, you should be spouting 'thou's and 'thee's willy-nilly really.

Forsoothly thine, McU.

[forgotoole]

Re: Hello

So you would want to know my religion, and not the man who worships the religion? If you looked at my original post I said i'm not religious any any shape or form, nor atheist, nor anything. I take life as it comes, as I think life should be lived to the full

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello

And finally, this is the internet, I've said enough about myself for now. I would prefer to know the people on here better before I give every inch of my life to them!

We couldn't care less about your inches. How did you find Jesus? That is what we care about.

[forgotoole]

Re: Hello

What makes you think little comments will be productive?

English is not your native first language, is it?
I think you meant 'few'. Am I correct? Thought so.

Now tell us who you REALLY are.

Oh, and welcome. Please introduce yourself properly friend.

Thanks.

Yes, english is my first language.
What makes YOU think that my comments won't be? Because I'm not religious? My views are mutual and all out neutral.
And finally, this is the internet, I've said enough about myself for now. I would prefer to know the people on here better before I give every inch of my life to them!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello

Friend, we do not tolerate racist comments about midgets. All defective people are equal in the eyes of the Lord. Why the hate?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello

J
ill be making little comments

What makes you think little comments will be productive?

English is not your native first language, is it?
I think you meant 'few'. Am I correct? Thought so.

Now tell us who you REALLY are.

Oh, and welcome. Please introduce yourself properly friend.

Thanks.