[Pure_Angel]

Re: My name is midge

You are laughing at a creation of God, ever thought of it that way? God creates all people, and is all powerful.

God made her like that to punish her parents! And it says in the Bible that he doesn't like them so we can laugh at her, when she becomes a True Christian God will bless her with lenght!

Leviticus 21:19-21
Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

Also Midge, it's so adorable that your parents named you after what you are, a midget! My name means "God is abundance"!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Dom-inatedByGod]

Re: My name is midge

What is that thing?

Do you think it can crack granite with that forehead?

And look at its little T-rex arms!!!!

You are laughing at a creation of God, ever thought of it that way? God creates all people, and is all powerful.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: My name is midge



What is that thing?

Do you think it can crack granite with that forehead?

And look at its little T-rex arms!!!!

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: My name is midge

shame on you all for beating up on this little person. I myself am only four foot six but this has not impaired my ability to praise the Lord. Apart from that time in Henfield when the vicar put the bibles on the highest shelf. Idiot.

WELCOME MIDGE XXX

So, that pasty is just normal size in your picture then.

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

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shame on you all for beating up on this little person. I myself am only four foot six but this has not impaired my ability to praise the Lord. Apart from that time in Henfield when the vicar put the bibles on the highest shelf. Idiot.

WELCOME MIDGE XXX

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: My name is midge

The following question is a bit absurd, but my seven year old wanted me to ask you. (I told the kids you were a midget and that you were also a cook of sorts, they had a lot of questions regarding what God thinks of you.) I picked the one I felt most accurately reflected all of their queries. (The other boys are five and nine.)

Here goes:

Have you ever, while baking a cake, due to your small stature, spilled a bowl full of batter all over your head, which caused you to slip off the ladder you were standing on which sent you flipping over into an open oven where you landed in a pie pan causing you to accidentally bake yourself?

I told him you hadn't, since the whole notion is ridiculous. But, since you are a dwarf, I felt I could humor him (and the others) at your expense.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Mi querida María, la palabra gag es un verbo que significa "provocar arcadas" además de ser un sustantivo con el significado de joke. Le decía a la pobre enanita que sus recetas me provocan arcadas, me dan ganas de vomitar. Nada que me he puesto en la boca desde que tenía 14 años me provoca esta reacción, habiéndome acostumbrado a todo tipo de cosas en la garganta.

I hope that helps, dear. And back to English, as the tongue of Cervantes gives me a headache. Feel free, however, to call upon me for any explanations of English grammar, vocabulary or syntax and I speak Spanish fluently, as well as a number of other languages (French and Russian, most notably). God bless!

¡Guau! I'm very very impress! Thanks I wasn't realize you were talk about bad food in mouth!

YIC, Mari
(By the way, your spanish is very good but a little estrange, I correct it for you)

[ExGay Alex]

Re: My name is midge

Sorry for my bad english here but I looked 'gag' in dictionary and it say 'chiste' ...'joke'.

What have no understanding of jokes to do whit be a dwarf?

Thanks in advance,

YIC, Mari

Mi querida María, la palabra gag es un verbo que significa "provocar arcadas" además de ser un sustantivo con el significado de joke. Le decía a la pobre enanita que sus recetes me provocan arcadas, me dan ganas de vomir. Nada que me he puesto en la boca desde que tenía 14 años me provoca esta reacción, me habiendo acostumbrado a todo tipo de cosas en la garganta.

I hope that helps, dear. And back to English, as the tongue of Cervantes gives me a headache. Feel free, however, to call upon me for any explanations of English grammar, vocabulary or syntax and I speak Spanish fluently, as well as a number of other languages (French and Russian, most notably). God bless!

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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I haven't had a gag reflex since I was 14.

Sorry for my bad english here but I looked 'gag' in dictionary and it say 'chiste' ...'joke'.

What have no understanding of jokes to do whit be a dwarf?

Thanks in advance,

YIC, Mari

[ExGay Alex]

Re: My name is midge

Welcome, Midge. You do know that it's not OK to be a dwarf, right? It's a sin against God.

Also, while I like your recipes, I am very discerning about what I put in my mouth. It must first be properly and lovingly prepared and then I savor it completely. By contrast, that M&M/oatmeal thing you suggested would send me gagging, and believe you me, I haven't had a gag reflex since I was 14.

But welcome and perhaps with prayer and Christ's intervention, you CAN become an ex-midget. You've come to the right place.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Midge. Can you balance a can of beer on your head? If you can, I might be hiring. Also, do you know any others that are good tumblers?

[Pure_Angel]

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Hello Midge and welcome to the best forum on the Internet!

I am so sorry that you are a dwarf! But don't be sad, like Sister Mari said, they are cute and look adorable when they walk!
You seem to be good at cooking, do you have a little minature kitchen so you can reach everything? That would be so cute.

Leviticus 21:19-21
It's so sad that you can not worship God in a proper way but I am sure that if you become a True Christian God will make you normal again!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Hello and welcome Midge!

I hope you are no offenced by some of the coments here but I myselve think that small people can be very nice and cute like little kittens or the Hobbits in those Señor de Los Anillos films (Froggo, Dilbo and Gollo etc etc) so I wouldn't say all dwarfs is bad although is true that a lot of shorty peoples have very very bad temperament and is alwasy angry cos they can't see very good in the cinema or can't get the hands the stuffs on high places of supermarkets so they are always very annoy whit the universe and say ugly words to the people but I think you seems very nice and realax type of girl who no have problem whit others people cos I see all your replys is very gentle and intelligent and generally very tolerant when people say estupid things about your littleness so welcome and I hope you find that whichj you is look for here and bless Jesus!

YIC, Mari.

[Midge Murphy]

Re: My name is midge

I like your recipes. Keep them coming. My wife could use couple more to spice up her cooking.

Reading the Holy Bible will definitely help you with your height. Just believe!

Maybe you could start with these scriptures?

Ephesians 4:16:
From whom the whole body fitly joined together and compacted by that which every joint supplieth, according to the effectual working in the measure of every part, maketh increase of the body unto the edifying of itself in love.

2 Peter 3:18
But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.

these bible verses makes absolutly no sence at all, i cant understand a word of it, sorry, i will ask pastor pickle, i am glad u like the recipees cause they are yummmmmyyyyy! heres another one i invented called m and m oatmeal, make normal oatmeal and put m and ms in it they make the oatmeal really rainbowy and deeelisious! Hope you enjoy!! ps not the brown m and ms they make the oatmeal look like somebody did you no what in it.

[Living_Water]

Re: My name is midge

I like your recipes. Keep them coming. My wife could use couple more to spice up her cooking.

Reading the Holy Bible will definitely help you with your height. Just believe!

Maybe you could start with these scriptures?

Ephesians 4:16:
From whom the whole body fitly joined together and compacted by that which every joint supplieth, according to the effectual working in the measure of every part, maketh increase of the body unto the edifying of itself in love.

2 Peter 3:18
But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and for ever. Amen.