[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi everyone!

I was just noticing how very happy the Swedes are, with their sky-high suicide rate (#18 in the world, compared to #39 for the Godly United States, and most of our suicides are homosexuals who realize that God hates them).

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Hi everyone!

ReasonItself, you are living in horrible denial. The people in Sweden are miserable 99% of the time due to their shunning of God. I'm sure you are aware that before you people turned your back on God, Sweden had some of the world's best beaches. Your severe atheism caused God to take His mighty finger and, like an angry, spoiled child, throw a fit and go berserk on your once glistening beaches and leave you with messed up rocky fiords instead. Are you denying that many Swedes leave Sweden for the Caribbean every year to try and reclaim what they once had? I can post a recent picture of your "beaches" if you doubt this fact. It's all in the Bible!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hi everyone!

If you knew anything about Christianity you would know that Catholicism was the first form of the christian church. The Protestan Reformation which occured in 1517. But a uneducated hick like yourself wouldn't know anything about history and will be doomed to relive it. So go follow your leader.

http://www.teddyruxpin.com

Ha, ha, ha, you really know nothing do you? There were many earlier churches, most going to the east getting as far as China. A version of the early Church still exists in Ethiopia. Katholikos means universal in Greek and was attempt to unite the early churches, it failed. The orthadox churches are evidence of this. The Church of Rome as we see it today is far removed from the katholikos ideas. Power and money has corrupted it. The reformation was an attempt to get back to the original Christian principles.

YiC

Jack

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi everyone!

God does not exit, inbred losers. I wanna see your face when your dead and finally realise it. Priceless.

You're absolutely right! Once God enters, He does not exit! His Holy Spirit stays within us forever!

There is NO life after death. Your "soul" is just made by electric pulses that travel through nerves and get piled up in your brain. You only have ONE life - don't throw it away. Disgusting fanatics.

Prove it. You are the one who joined our Christian church forum to berate strangers across the world from yourself for not believing as you do.

PROVE that there is no life after death.

I'll wait.

Trying to save this swedish dude from eternal boredom. Perhaps you dont know that in a recent poll, 99 % of all the people answered that they are happy or very happy in Sweden. I dont wanna think about what those numbers would be in Americe. O my go... wait he doesnt exist.

Where's that link to this "recent poll" of yours? The one you participated in? Oh, wait, you say later it was 4-5 years ago, not recently, and maybe you read about it in a newspaper. Like they have newspapers over there.

If you expect Christians to believe you, you will either have to tell truth or at least lie a lot better.

Really fun facts:

Jesus was a jew.

Jews worship God. Jesus IS God. Thus, Jesus not a Jew.

Jews do not believe Jesus is God. Jesus, being Jesus, knows He is God. Thus, Jesus not a Jew.

Jews are human. Jesus is God. Thus, Jesus not a Jew.

You are an idiot.

Christianity has caused millions of innocent casualties.

There are none innocent except the Saved, and none of them has been killed except by God in His Divine Plan.

God doesnt exist. A few people have been out i space. They didnt see any beardy man that commands the entire piffleing without even showing himself. Thats right, if god exists, why doesnt he show himself to any of you, if he loves you so much.

How does people flying high in the sky and not seeing "a beardy man" prove God doesn't exist? Have you searched the entire universe, and explored other dimensions? No? Then how can you say there is no God?

Please, do show me how you will prove a negative. This should be entertaining.

Jesus didnt walk on water. A normal man weight is about 70 kilo, way too much for water to carry.

The concept of a "miracle" is unfamiliar to you, isn't it . . .

Atheist have a more fun and enjoyable life.

Prove it. Studies indicate that religious people are happier. And look, I'll even link to evidence.

The Legatum Prosperity Index reflects the repeated finding of research on the science of happiness that there is a positive link between religious engagement and wellbeing: people who report that God is very important in their lives are on average more satisfied with their lives, after accounting for their income, age and other individual characteristics.[10]

Surveys by Gallup, the National Opinion Research Center and the Pew Organization conclude that spiritually committed people are twice as likely to report being "very happy" than the least religiously committed people.[11] An analysis of over 200 social studies contends that "high religiousness predicts a lower risk of depression and drug abuse and fewer suicide attempts, and more reports of satisfaction with sex life and a sense of well-being,"[12] and a review of 498 studies published in peer-reviewed journals concluded that a large majority of them showed a positive correlation between religious commitment and higher levels of perceived well-being and self-esteem and lower levels of hypertension, depression, and clinical delinquency.[13] A meta-analysis of 34 recent studies published between 1990 and 2001 found that religiosity has a salutary relationship with psychological adjustment, being related to less psychological distress, more life satisfaction, and better self-actualization.[14] Finally, a recent systematic review of 850 research papers on the topic concluded that "the majority of well-conducted studies found that higher levels of religious involvement are positively associated with indicators of psychological well-being (life satisfaction, happiness, positive affect, and higher morale) and with less depression, suicidal thoughts and behavior, drug/alcohol use/abuse."[15]

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi everyone!

If you knew anything about Christianity you would know that Catholicism was the first form of the christian church. The Protestan Reformation which occured in 1517. But a uneducated hick like yourself wouldn't know anything about history and will be doomed to relive it. So go follow your leader.

http://www.teddyruxpin.com

This is a Baptist church. Ever heard of John the Baptist? He predates the catlick church by a little bit.



BTW, we do follow our Leader: JESUS CHRIST!



(Matthew 4:19) "And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[True talk]

Re: Hi everyone!

First of all, crusades were done by cathlicks, nothing to do with Christianity. Swedish were very active in the field of crusades by the way.

Secondly, it is interesting that you bring that word fanatic up all the time.
We are cool and rational, while you are blowing your fuse and ranting with F words and shit this, shit that. All this because you are trying to tell us how we should live.

After all, am I uninvited and unwanted in some worship-a-monkey.se forum whining about atheists. Who is the fanatic here?
My interest is to save people souls. You are just F this and F that. Very smooth.

If you knew anything about Christianity you would know that Catholicism was the first form of the christian church. The Protestan Reformation which occured in 1517. But a uneducated hick like yourself wouldn't know anything about history and will be doomed to relive it. So go follow your leader.

http://www.teddyruxpin.com

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Hi everyone!

And i understand that fanatics like you dont like other religion. Like islam, you say that Allah doesn't exist. Allah is completely bullshit to you. Well, that is just how other see you piffleing god, in whos name you killed millions. Remember the crusades. Proud Atheist

First of all, crusades were done by cathlicks, nothing to do with Christianity. Swedish were very active in the field of crusades by the way.

Secondly, it is interesting that you bring that word fanatic up all the time.
We are cool and rational, while you are blowing your fuse and ranting with F words and shit this, shit that. All this because you are trying to tell us how we should live.

After all, am I uninvited and unwanted in some worship-a-monkey.se forum whining about atheists. Who is the fanatic here?
My interest is to save people souls. You are just F this and F that. Very smooth.

[ReasonItself]

Re: Hi everyone!

Now, your particular country is chock full of murderers and rapist, being a penal colony. Unless you kill because God commands you to do so, you are evil. And your country is full of people that do not listen to God.

USA was colonized by europe, sick, wicked fanatic.

And we do not listen to god. Why would we listen to something that doesnt exists?

And we have better quality of life, we can do whatever we want too and some god will not care. No pressure, like, "Ohh i cant do this, god is gonna get so mad and i am going to burn in some piffleing hell that we know dont exists, bla bla bla....

And i understand that fanatics like you dont like other religion. Like islam, you say that Allah doesn't exist. Allah is completely bullshit to you. Well, that is just how other see you fucking god, in whos name you killed millions. Remember the crusades.

Proud Atheist

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Hi everyone!

Sweden is a happier country then USA, and you know it. No need for any polls.

You just keep telling yourself that. I mean, what with all these polls that we've seen that prove it, and everything that's been written about this fact it's ever so difficult to argue with your well made point.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Hi everyone!

Arguing with a fanatic is like arguing with a deaf man. It doesnt matter how smart you are and how stupid and ignorant the other are, he will still be brainwashed, have a boring life and die and be forgotten.

Exactly That is the problem with fanatics like you who come to persecute us to our forum with some random ranting telling us how we should live.

[ReasonItself]

Re: Hi everyone!

Yeah. Right. And I suppose that your brothers friends cousins neighbor knew a guy that had it. Please!

Its not very easy to show something that i dont know how to watch myself. By the way, it doesnt matter. Sweden is a happier country then USA, and you know it. No need for any polls.

Arguing with a fanatic is like arguing with a deaf man. It doesnt matter how smart you are and how stupid and ignorant the other are, he will still be brainwashed, have a boring life and die and be forgotten.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Hi everyone!

Really fun facts:

Jesus was a jew.

Christianity has caused millions of innocent casualties.

God doesnt exist. A few people have been out i space. They didnt see any beardy man that commands the entire piffleing without even showing himself. Thats right, if god exists, why doesnt he show himself to any of you, if he loves you so much.

Jesus didnt walk on water. A normal man weight is about 70 kilo, way too much for water to carry.

Atheist have a more fun and enjoyable life.

Really, then why in this same poll you are referring 99,7% of Swedish believed in afterlife and in their Eskimo gods?

On quality of life, as a True Christian™ I am very happy serving God. I have my friends and family around me and I will go to heaven when I die. What is missing from my life?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi everyone!

So back when Christianity had not made it to the shores of my great country all the native people were doomed to hell as they had no access to the bible this seems so cruel why would god do that to people.

No, Christianty has been everywhere since the beginning of time. The Bible just makes it easier to be a True Christian(tm). God is all about making our life easier. One of the many reasons He exists.

So not having a Bible is no excuse to be a Godless Heathen.

Now, your particular country is chock full of murderers and rapist, being a penal colony. Unless you kill because God commands you to do so, you are evil. And your country is full of people that do not listen to God.

[ReasonItself]

Re: Hi everyone!

Really fun facts:

Jesus was a jew.

Christianity has caused millions of innocent casualties.

God doesnt exist. A few people have been out i space. They didnt see any beardy man that commands the entire fucking without even showing himself. Thats right, if god exists, why doesnt he show himself to any of you, if he loves you so much.

Jesus didnt walk on water. A normal man weight is about 70 kilo, way too much for water to carry.

Atheist have a more fun and enjoyable life.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi everyone!

I've read it in a newspaper, dont know if its on the internet anymore. It was like 4-5 years ago.

Yeah. Right. And I suppose that your brothers friends cousins neighbor knew a guy that had it. Please!