[Catherine Moore]

Re: the future ace attourney

You know, Zeke. The Book of Joanna is right after the Book of Noah, and it comes before the Four Books of Oprah.

Don't you remember Joanna 5:42, "Thou shalt forgive those who are ignorant of the Word of God, and not mock them, but instruct them with gentle lovingkindness and rewards of baked goods for adequate performance, but never punish their failings as this may induce a shame spiral and irrevocably damage their self-esteem"?

To quote 2 Oprah 2:14 "You go brother. Preach it. Mmmm-hmmm"

But in seriousness -

Joshua:
The Bible isn't hidden or written in some secret magical language that takes years of study to read. Its freely available, out of copyright in every country except the UK and freely available for reproduction there. There's no point saying things like "Isn't the Bible supposed to say this" or "Doesn't the Bible say that?"

The True Christians on this forum can quote the entire Bible from memory. Even I, the tiniest step up from unsaved trash and certainly not saved, can get up to Esther. We know what the Bible says. We live our entire lives by it. If the Bible preached tolerance, love for a fellow man regardless or anything else that's what we'd be doing.

If you're not like us, Joshua (or like the True Christians at least - please don't look to me as a role model) then you are in the wrong in God's eyes. You're not following his word.

Long story short Joshua - instead of making up books of the Bible and saying "well, I think it says this and despite the fact I've pretty clearly never read it my opnion on what it says is definately more valuable than that of people who read it for hours every day" why not just go away and read it? Start at Genesis, read through to Revelation.

Read it, learn what it says and do that. Then come back on this forum and you'll be received with open arms.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I first thought there was nothing worse than the self-absorbed "boomer" generation raised under the "permissiveness" of the infamous Dr. Benjamin Spock – it gave us the oval office felated Bill Clinton. But no, the Esalen Institute gave us the "human potential" movement that has produced the present insufferable generation addicted to "self esteem" to the point where no one can tell them that they FAIL.

The only thing that will wake them up to Jesus is when the economy finally collapses, the power grid shuts down, and all their gaming consoles go dark.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: the future ace attourney

Book of WHO?!

You know, Zeke. The Book of Joanna is right after the Book of Noah, and it comes before the Four Books of Oprah.

Don't you remember Joanna 5:42, "Thou shalt forgive those who are ignorant of the Word of God, and not mock them, but instruct them with gentle lovingkindness and rewards of baked goods for adequate performance, but never punish their failings as this may induce a shame spiral and irrevocably damage their self-esteem"?








I'm glad I'm typing this. I'd never have been able to say that with a straight face!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: the future ace attourney

Just as I have with MANY people on this site.
P.s. I think we've made it clear that I made sime mistakes. Isn't the bible supposed to teach forgiveness (book of Joanna anyone)

Book of WHO?!

[Joshua.Wright]

Re: the future ace attourney

Dear LORD the idiocy. Looks like we've outsmarted his phony logic.

Just as I have with MANY people on this site.
P.s. I think we've made it clear that I made sime mistakes. Isn't the bible supposed to teach forgiveness (book of Joanna anyone)

[Johnathan]

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Because there's no evidence beyond your bias against people with technology more advanced than a computer that I'm a, how did you put it? "Satan worshiping technophile" (Not a real word by the way)

This heathen is so clueless he doesn't realize that it is a real word. Dear LORD the idiocy. Looks like we've outsmarted his phony logic. I would also like to thank Sister in Christ Tammi for helping me to effectively rebuke the heathen. Christ the LORD depends on people such as her to help spread the good word.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh don't worry! This little squirt is planning on being "the future ace attourney."

[TheLordSavedMe]

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Because there's no evidence beyond your bias against people with technology more advanced than a computer that I'm a, how did you put it? "Satan worshiping technophile" (Not a real word by the way)

tech·no·phile *(tkn-fl)
n.
One who has a love of or enthusiasm for technology, especially computers and high technology: "Other technophiles see genetic engineering as a route to growth that is almost without end" (Charles C. Mann).
techno·phili·a (-fl-) n.
techno-phili·ac (-k) adj.

Tammi

[Joshua.Wright]

Re: the future ace attourney

Why should we trust some satan-worshipping technophile like you?

Because there's no evidence beyond your bias against people with technology more advanced than a computer that I'm a, how did you put it? "Satan worshiping technophile" (Not a real word by the way)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: the future ace attourney

Are you a Jew? Do you plan to work hard for good, God-fearing True Christians™ some day?

Why do you play games when you should be studying?

[Johnathan]

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This "machine" is a hand-held gaming console. It's abbreviated as 3DS because it has a 3D screen.

Why should we trust some satan-worshipping technophile like you?

[Joshua.Wright]

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Well, I had to look up what one of these 3ds's is. And I can't say I like it. Conservapedia says you can use it to "connect to people around you while in sleep mode". If that's not a euphemism for something unGodly then I don't know what is.

I try to avoid wikipedia for obvious reasons but in this case I clicked on the link by mistake and read the first few sentences without realising what I was doing (I'm always making silly mistakes like that.) This is what it said:



Now, I don't know much about spelling or words - I leave that to the men. But it seems to me that something called the Nintendo Suri Diesu would be abbreviated to NSD. Why have they abbreviated it to 3DS? What are they trying to hide here?

My suggestion is to abandon this machine and send it to the Pastors immediately so they can check if its Godly or not. It sounds wrong to me, but what do I know?

This "machine" is a hand-held gaming console. It's abbreviated as 3DS because it has a 3D screen.

[James Hutchins]

Re: the future ace attourney

Another Jesus killing joo-boy. Go back to your gayfilter fish and sniff something.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: the future ace attourney

just not to completion. I say I'll last pretty long.

That sounds like you're talking about S - E - X !!!

Don't be so perverted, this is a place to be GODLY!








Tammi

[Johnathan]

Re: the future ace attourney

Dear LORD, Catherine Moore (Who properly followed her womanly duties by not mastering spelling or writing and leaving it to the men, God bless her heart) has discovered another one of Satan's plots to lure more unsuspecting innocent folks into the Depths of Hell. I'll handle it from here, Catherine. While you stay in the kitchen, I'll make sure to send a FIERY message to those Satan-worshiping UNSAVED SCUM. For SATAN is NOT welcome on our BLESSED forums. They seek to discreetly propagate their sin on our INNOCENT youth, much like that moslem Kenyan 'president' of ours does. LORD have mercy on us all.