[Kingdomofheaven]

Re: Smite thy down!

My name is Neville Neville as were my forefathers, i didnt realise it was such a trivial task as of my profession i will explain again so even woman can underdstand.

I help gays who come to my clinic and turn them from thier gayness ways.

Its simple i thought you would support such noble work.

Neville N

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Smite thy down!

This guy's a damned Scottish queer, isn't he.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Smite thy down!

You're a "gay councilor"? A US spelling of councillor, meaning someone on a Council (presumably the certainly not fictional North East Cumbra Council.) And who is gay?

Or do you mean gay counsellor? Someone who counsels the gays or possible someone who counsels who is gay?

Or, though its unlikely, a counselor - a rank in the US diplomatic corps ranking below an ambassador (presumably they don't send full ambassadors to made up areas) - who is gay.

Please, friend, what exactly did you mean?

[handmaiden]

Re: Smite thy down!

"Neville Neville", she read with a lift of her elegantly arched brow.





Suspiciously Yours,

Handmaiden

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Smite thy down!

Many a Homer has had a similar slip of the tounge.

I would appreciate you not coming on to me. I am as straight as the day is long and Love Gods penetrating care.

What Brother James is here.

Consider yourself warned Kingdom of Heaven and wrap your lips around this concept; all are welcome here to hear the word of the Lord, but we will not tolerate godmockers making little so called innocent slips.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: Smite thy down!

My dear child i can but apologise,

Can you not overlook my descrepancy

i merely left out the "+"

North East + Cumbria Baptist church.

Again i do apologise.

Nevilie. N

Do the gays go for all that cat-lick "kiss my ring guido" crap? Your acting heathen, is worse than prime time tv!

But, I'm in a kick it with the heathens kind of mood because my only purpose in life is to save sinners such as fagtards like you. So corkmouther, what exactly are you looking for? Or are you one of those tossers trying to refute the KJV?

And what is this Neville neville name crap anyways? It is my life experience that anyone with two first names is gay, and you are another statistic that verifies this.

Servant Herbert.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Smite thy down!

Oh Lord how embaressing,

I meant task.

please forgive me


Neville. N

Many a Homer has had a similar slip of the tounge.

I would appreciate you not coming on to me. I am as straight as the day is long and Love Gods penetrating care.

[Kingdomofheaven]

Re: Smite thy down!

You are working with gays... what exactly is it that you are tasting?

Oh Lord how embaressing,

I meant task.

please forgive me


Neville. N

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Smite thy down!

I think every city has its fair share my fellow country man.

Yes, but I've heard that Nottingham is especially bursting at the seams with man-seed guzzling fags with an agenda to get all people thinking it's normal to be gay so they constantly push the gay agenda in places where it's inappropriate. As for Nottingham Trent University...

It's like some sort of plague of rectal demons. You'd know about hotspots of faggotry in your line of work, no?

How have you been going on with getting round the secular laws they keep bringing in?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Smite thy down!

From the thread title: Smite thy down!

What do you have against my comforter?

[Kingdomofheaven]

Re: Smite thy down!

And this North East + Cumbria place is rife with gays, you say? Is it worse than, say, Nottingham?

I think every city has its fair share my fellow country man.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Smite thy down!

My dear child i can but apologise,

Can you not overlook my descrepancy

i merely left out the "+"

North East + Cumbria Baptist church.

Again i do apologise.

Nevilie. N

And this North East + Cumbria place is rife with gays, you say? Is it worse than, say, Nottingham?

[Kingdomofheaven]

Re: Smite thy down!

God hates a liar.

Get right with Jesus, sinner. You'd be amazed how many atheists think it's a jolly wheeze to pretend to be a Christian to mock God.

My dear child i can but apologise,

Can you not overlook my descrepancy

i merely left out the "+"

North East + Cumbria Baptist church.

Again i do apologise.

Nevilie. N

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Smite thy down!

Godly evening,

I am Neville Neville of East Cumbria, United Kingdom.

I have been the local gay councilor for 17 years.

I have turned many gays into Lord abiding citizens in my time, as some of you will know it's a daunting taste and takes real nerve to do it.

You are working with gays... what exactly is it that you are tasting?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Smite thy down!

God hates a liar.

Get right with Jesus, sinner. You'd be amazed how many atheists think it's a jolly wheeze to pretend to be a Christian to mock God.