[RadicalBelief]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

Having free will is one thing, using it to spit in the face of our Saviour and mock others with the right beliefs is disgusting. You will be exposed to the eternal flames. You can either repent your sins now, and accept Jesus Christ as your Saviour - or you can regret not doing so whilst being burned in the eternal flames for all eternity.

[luvpasta]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

No. It's a joke.

Now, there are two possibilities for you:

A. You can admit that it is all a joke, and that you are here to spit in the face of [FONT=verdana,geneva,lucida,'lucida grande',arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Jesus[/FONT], or...

B. You actually believe it.

If you select "A" you admit that you violated the Terms of Service for this site and you will be subject to banning. If you select "B" you are a dumbass.

So, which is it? Choose wisely, friend.

YiC,

Zech

I did not come here to put down anyone else's religion and I do truly believe in Pastafarianism. I guess that means I choose B. I don't understand why you feel the need to label someone with different beliefs than yourself a "dumbass" but that is your choice. I have read both the Bible and the Gospel and I decided to put my faith in his Noodliness. Have you read both?

[Steve]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

We believe that his Noodliness makes everyone think that Pastafarianism was made up to test our faith in him. This is similar to how he makes scientists think the world is billions of years old when we believe it is only 5,000 years old. His Noodliness does everything to make it seem impossible for him to exist in order to test our faith.

Ew. Who would want to eat 5,000 year old pasta?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

We believe that his Noodliness makes everyone think that Pastafarianism was made up to test our faith in him. This is similar to how he makes scientists think the world is billions of years old when we believe it is only 5,000 years old. His Noodliness does everything to make it seem impossible for him to exist in order to test our faith.

No. It's a joke.

Now, there are two possibilities for you:

A. You can admit that it is all a joke, and that you are here to spit in the face of Jesus, or...

B. You actually believe it.

If you select "A" you admit that you violated the Terms of Service for this site and you will be subject to banning. If you select "B" you are a dumbass.

So, which is it? Choose wisely, friend.

YiC,

Zech

[luvpasta]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

Surely something we can all relate to is having our faith tested. I know I am tested everyday especially when people tell me that my religion isn't real. I'm sure you have experienced this from atheists as well. I do find it sad when people think that there is nothing greater than themselves. Seems too arrogant to me.

[luvpasta]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

Of course it was, and as recently as 2005. It is specifically used to mock God in general, and Christians in particular.

That you are unaware of this is pretty remarkable.

I'm sure the subtext of piratical homo-eroticism has not escaped you, though.

Yours in Christ (NOT CHEF BOYARDEE),

Z. Smyth

We believe that his Noodliness makes everyone think that Pastafarianism was made up to test our faith in him. This is similar to how he makes scientists think the world is billions of years old when we believe it is only 5,000 years old. His Noodliness does everything to make it seem impossible for him to exist in order to test our faith.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

This is not true as we believe in creationism. We just want our theories to be taught along side Christian theories. Our religion was not made up. We believe that his Noodliness created the Gospel (our holy book) when he created the Universe.

Of course it was, and as recently as 2005. It is specifically used to mock God in general, and Christians in particular.

That you are unaware of this is pretty remarkable.

I'm sure the subtext of piratical homo-eroticism has not escaped you, though.

Yours in Christ (NOT CHEF BOYARDEE),

Z. Smyth

[luvpasta]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

That's handy because there is no debate. Our God is the right one and yours was made up to piss creationists off.

This is not true as we believe in creationism. We just want our theories to be taught along side Christian theories. Our religion was not made up. We believe that his Noodliness created the Gospel (our holy book) when he created the Universe.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

Hello Mr. Blunder,

I really don't want to debate which religion is "right" but this is a very interesting question. Us Pastafarians don't believe that Heaven and Hell are like you believe them to be and we don't believe that accepting Jesus Christ is the way to get to Heaven. In fact sometimes when I talk to other Pastafarians a similar question comes up. "Why don't Christians accept his Noodliness thus guaranteeing them a place in Pastafarian Heaven?" We always come to the conclusion that everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and if a Christian wants to believe in Jesus Christ only his Noodliness (our God) can tell them that they should believe differently.

That's handy because there is no debate. Our God is the right one and yours was made up to piss creationists off.

[luvpasta]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

You don't have to believe in God.

God believes in you. And He will resurrect you from the dead specifically so He can torment you for all time.

Enjoy your brief life of God-mockery. I hope it will provide you many hours of entertainment as the flames of God's Lake of Fire sear your immortal flesh . . . forever.

In fact I do believe in God and I am a God-loving person. It just happens that I have faith in a different God. I would like this particular discussion to end as we simply have different beliefs.

Are there any more questions about me as far as what I enjoy doing? Where and how I grew up? Or should I consider myself introduced?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

Very true. However I do not believe that those are the consequences of my beliefs, so that will not influence me to accept Jesus.

You don't have to believe in God.

God believes in you. And He will resurrect you from the dead specifically so He can torment you for all time.

Enjoy your brief life of God-mockery. I hope it will provide you many hours of entertainment as the flames of God's Lake of Fire sear your immortal flesh . . . forever.

[luvpasta]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

Not accepting Christ's unconditional love (by completely submitting to the authority of the Bible and God's appointed representatives here on Earth, the Landover Baptist Pastoral equipe) is about as rude and hateful as you can get.

You'd lose, anyway.

Humility before God? Of course. Humility before people who believe in a patently false and made-up religion with such ridiculous tenets as beer volcanoes in Heaven? Never.

According to you, everyone goes to Heaven, but those who have not accepted His Noodliness (and/or lived lives of sin and evildoing) are consigned to subservient roles, so (for example) Adolf Hitler would be scrubbing the shitters. The problem with that is: any Heaven that included Adolf Hitler would not truly be a Heaven for most people.

Hello Didymus,

I'm sorry that you find it rude and hateful that I do not accept Christ. I guess we have different definitions of rude and hate. Please understand that I consider calling my religion "patently false and made-up" is very disrespectful. How would you feel if I said that about Christianity?

There is a Pastafarian Hell and I am certain that Hitler would be there.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

...I am not rude or hateful so we won't have that problem...

Not accepting Christ's unconditional love (by completely submitting to the authority of the Bible and God's appointed representatives here on Earth, the Landover Baptist Pastoral equipe) is about as rude and hateful as you can get.

...I don't want to get into a debate about who's religion is the "one true religion" as that is not something that we Pastafarians do...

You'd lose, anyway.

...I just like interacting with other people with faith, because we share a common humility since we know there is something greater than us out there.

Humility before God? Of course. Humility before people who believe in a patently false and made-up religion with such ridiculous tenets as beer volcanoes in Heaven? Never.

...Us Pastafarians don't believe that Heaven and Hell are like you believe them to be and we don't believe that accepting Jesus Christ is the way to get to Heaven...

According to you, everyone goes to Heaven, but those who have not accepted His Noodliness (and/or lived lives of sin and evildoing) are consigned to subservient roles, so (for example) Adolf Hitler would be scrubbing the shitters. The problem with that is: any Heaven that included Adolf Hitler would not truly be a Heaven for most people.

[luvpasta]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

. . . and that is why God will burn you alive in His Lake of Fire for all time.

We agree. You're entitled to any beliefs you choose. You are also entitled to the consequences of your choices, of which God has informed you and all humanity via the Bible.

<-- You, discovering no beer volcanoes, no stripper factories, and no all-you-can-eat pasta bars, just unending agony.

Very true. However I do not believe that those are the consequences of my beliefs, so that will not influence me to accept Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Friendly Pastafarian

Hi Rev. Rodimer,

Us Pastafarians eat much more than just pasta and beer. Do not worry, I eat a very balanced diet. I hope you are joking about wishing obesity, diabetes, colon cancer and heart disease on me.

I didn't wish anything on you. I said I have faith that the high glycemic load and low fiber content of your sacraments would aid you on that path. Perhaps you should work on your reading comprehension.

There are many religions in the world and everyone should be able to make their own decision as to which to choose.

That's called free will.

You are free to choose to accept the consequences of denying Jesus.