[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Maybe if you described in detail the episodes with the "2 males" and the one with the "1 male and 1 female" then what you say could serve as a warning to others?

Please write down as many details as you can remember - however insignificant. The people - their build, muscularity, size - any unusual smells or tastes - any tattoos, or piercings. Their actions and reactions, it's all vital information.

Think about it - there are children walking through that very same mine field RIGHT NOW and your information will navigate them safely along the path and into Jesus's arms.

Wow you're good, Brother Donkey. Have you ever considered entering the Pastorhood?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Rahab, could you tell us in detail the method that was used on you to convince you to try a shot at another woman? If we knew the exact wording that made you try it, then we could all be sure to never use those words around our wifes/girlfriends, because no guy ever wants his woman to do that stuff while he watches.

[Little Donkey]

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I don't know what I was thinking. Promises of "freedom" and "happiness" and "true inward beauty", and what did I have to show for it? Time wasted on candles and rituals that didn't even work.

Maybe if you described in detail the episodes with the "2 males" and the one with the "1 male and 1 female" then what you say could serve as a warning to others?

Please write down as many details as you can remember - however insignificant. The people - their build, muscularity, size - any unusual smells or tastes - any tattoos, or piercings. Their actions and reactions, it's all vital information.

Think about it - there are children walking through that very same mine field RIGHT NOW and your information will navigate them safely along the path and into Jesus's arms.

[Sophie Hennig]

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Oh my, what a wonderful happening!

Shout Glory, my friends! It is so beautiful to see another soul being saved, it truely brings some tears into my eyes. Welcome, Sister Rahab, I am glad you repented and came to join us on our way to Heaven! Things can only get better for you now.

[Levi Jones]

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I don't know what I was thinking. Promises of "freedom" and "happiness" and "true inward beauty",

Crazy stuff. That is what all false religions teach. But we know that the only freedom, happiness and true inward beauty all come from serving the correct God and that is the one and only Jesus Christ/God/Holy Spirit. Praise the one True God!

Hallelujah!

P.S. Did you know that those crazy Greek gods those pagans worship required blood sacrifices? They wanted blood offerings like an Ox.

[Rahab the Harlot]

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I know Jesus is smiling down on us tonight. All these souls being saved! Shout glory!



Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

It's so great you have repented from that paganism nonsense. Can you imagine praying to gods that can't and won't actually do anything for you?

I don't know what I was thinking. Promises of "freedom" and "happiness" and "true inward beauty", and what did I have to show for it? Time wasted on candles and rituals that didn't even work.

[Levi Jones]

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I know Jesus is smiling down on us tonight. All these souls being saved! Shout glory!



Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

It's so great you have repented from that paganism nonsense. Can you imagine praying to gods that can't and won't actually do anything for you?

[Rahab the Harlot]

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Hello FoulTwat. I am glad that you are going to Heaven now. For a very long time I was like you not holding the Hand of Jesus.

I am not trying to be mean but part of your name is a bad word for the privates of a woman. I am sorry if it is your family name I did not know. I think you should ask the pastors here to change it. They are very nice.

Thank you.

Rusty

Thank you, Rusty. And no need to apologize. My username was changed (for good reason) because I was under the delusion of paganism. I have since seen the Truth and I'm sure that God will allow the good pastors here to change it to something more pleasant.

EDIT: It seems the pastor's are ahead of me (as they rightfully should be)

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello FoulTwat. I am glad that you are going to Heaven now. For a very long time I was like you not holding the Hand of Jesus.

I am not trying to be mean but part of your name is a bad word for the privates of a woman. I am sorry if it is your family name I did not know. I think you should ask the pastors here to change it. They are very nice.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Rahab the Harlot]

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On your KNEES! BEG Jesus to wash you in His blood. BEG HIM!

Jesus, I know I've been a horrible, vile, perverted excuse of a human being, but I pray and beg and plead with You to wash my sins away and to fully fill me with Your Glorious Love! I want to be covered with Your Light and Wisdom! In Your Magnificent Name, AMEN!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You're right! I do need to take responsibility! Lord, please forgive me!

On your KNEES! BEG Jesus to wash you in His blood. BEG HIM!

[Rahab the Harlot]

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That's like saying, "I don't consider myself a murderer, but I've murdered some people." You need to do a better job of taking responsibility for the temporary torment of Jesus' expendable vessel. Please try to grovel with the fulness of your being.

You're right! I do need to take responsibility! Lord, please forgive me!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I don't consider myself a lesbian, but I have had some lesbian encounters,

That's like saying, "I don't consider myself a murderer, but I've murdered some people." You need to do a better job of taking responsibility for the temporary torment of Jesus' expendable vessel. Please try to grovel with the fulness of your being.

[Matthew Hopkins]

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You masterbated while watching Christians praying?

Oh boy, do you need saving....

YBIC

[Rahab the Harlot]

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Well Shout Glory! Now we're getting somewhere!

Jesus called you here to wash your filthy, vile sins away with His blood. But first, you need to confess your sins to Him. Post all of the degenerate details of the orgies you've attended, and so on. Leave out no details, because Jesus will know!

Pics a plus!

Confession, right. Well, this past election I voted democrat, I've participated in a threesome before (a couple time actually... once with 2 guys, and another times with 1 guy and 1 girl), I don't consider myself a lesbian, but I have had some lesbian encounters, I went through a "goth" phase in high school (laughable to look back now), I've enjoyed some, er... "adult" films. I've listened to rock 'n roll music, I've smoked marijuana, I've laughed at Christians praying, and I've masturbated on numerous occasions.
I don't have any pictures of these events (although I can't be sure if my former "friends" have any of me or not...)