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  • sandorahem
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    • Nov 2012
    • 1
    #1

    Matthew Mohwinkel Newbie

    Before i introduce myself I would like to say thank you to
    the admin allowing me signup in this forum and give me
    permission to post on it. I am Matthew Mohwinkel

    Regards:
    Matthew Mohwinkel
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    • Thomas Taylor
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      Forum Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 1486
      #2
      Re: Matthew Mohwinkel Newbie

      Welcome. Please tell us all:
      1. What church you attend
      2. What your favourite Bible verse is
      3. How it felt when Jesus first filled you with His Love.

      Tell us more about yourself. Tell us about your Walk with Jesus.
      Isaiah 66:15

      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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        • mike112572
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          • Nov 2012
          • 10
          #3
          Re: Matthew Mohwinkel Newbie

          Originally posted by sandorahem View Post
          Before i introduce myself I would like to say thank you to
          the admin allowing me signup in this forum and give me
          permission to post on it. I am Matthew Mohwinkel

          Regards:
          Matthew Mohwinkel
          Welcome.

          I musta missed your intro

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10049
              #4
              Re: Matthew Mohwinkel Newbie

              Welcome, Mr. Mohel! Please tell us all about your childish desire to remain in your unperfected, Jewish state, despite Christ's constant knocking at your door!
              WARNING:
              In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
              REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                • Carl the wop
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 462
                  #5
                  Re: Matthew Mohwinkel Newbie

                  Originally posted by sandorahem View Post
                  Before i introduce myself I would like to say thank you to
                  the admin allowing me signup in this forum and give me
                  permission to post on it. I am Matthew Mohwinkel

                  Regards:
                  Matthew Mohwinkel
                  You're a joo, aren't you? Are you ready to renounce gefilte fish and Manischewitz and accept the true Light of God into your soul? If so, welcome!!!
                  Recovering Catholic.

                  Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

                  Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78551
                      #6
                      Re: Matthew Mohwinkel Newbie

                      Originally posted by sandorahem View Post
                      Before i introduce myself I would like to say thank you to
                      the admin allowing me signup in this forum and give me
                      permission to post on it. I am Matthew Mohwinkel

                      Regards:
                      Matthew Mohwinkel
                      Dear Christ-killing joo;

                      Which Admin gave you permission for you to post here on God's favorite forum? Because I'm going to fire him.

                      YIC,

                      --Pastor Ezekiel
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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