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  • Fred Ettish
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    Re: Hello all!

    Well, Moses did part the Red Sea with his god-given rod which let the jews escape and gave eventual birth to the nation of Israel. We could interpret this as a man ***PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY REMOVED*** with his mighty, manly ***PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY REMOVED*** thus ***PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGERY REMOVED***. In turn she would give birth to many future Christian soldiers.

    Just a thought.

    Jesus is Lord
    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 05-27-2013, 07:22 AM. Reason: removal of pornographic imagery

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by Fred Ettish View Post
    The penis is the holiest of rods. Moses' staff ring a bell? Go away you militant feminist demon. Go corrupt women's weak, fragile minds somewhere else (HELL)!
    Moses' staff was his penis?



    And where might we one about this Super Penile Staff Of Moses in the Holy Bible?

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  • Fred Ettish
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    The penis is the holiest of rods. Moses' staff ring a bell? Go away you militant feminist demon. Go corrupt women's weak, fragile minds somewhere else (HELL)!

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  • Mary Thompson
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    Originally posted by darkraven View Post
    Hi! My name is robert and im new here. I Come from Finland and go to church here. My favoritething in the bible is probably the hole genesis becouse its something bueatiful.
    Hi there and welcome to our friendly forums! Now you might notice that this is someone else's introduction thread, so you should create YOUR OWN intro thread. And I agree, Genesis is beautiful.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Originally posted by darkraven View Post
    Hi! My name is robert and im new here. I Come from Finland and go to church here. My favoritething in the bible is probably the hole genesis becouse its something bueatiful.
    No churchgoing Christian man would ever call himself "dark raven." Are you here to do Satan's work?

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  • darkraven
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    Hi! My name is robert and im new here. I Come from Finland and go to church here. My favoritething in the bible is probably the hole genesis becouse its something bueatiful.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
    I'm glad that I'm being prayed for though balls are meant to be used to experiment on and be kicked and used to control men.

    Please other women join me on this revolution.
    WRONG! You need to read 1 Peter 3 and learn what a woman's proper place is! You need to be completely submissive to your husband so that he will be submissive to God.

    Do you understand that, you little harlot? If your man does not submit completely to God's will, it's YOUR FAULT. 1 Peter 3 says so.

    Whore.

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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
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    Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
    Well since he died for sins that I had not committed yet, I figure I should make the most out of life by controlling as many people as I can.
    Listen Max, take your BDSM preversions and your Videodrome references elsewhere. We didn't just fall off the turnip truck, we've seen your kind before. The internets are full of you wanna-be preverts. I bet you've never even seen a naked person (besides your disgusting fat self I mean).

    This forum is all about worshipping Jesus. We don't need some 14 year old gametard nerd pretending to be a fat dyke Domme who gets off on C & B torture. Go sell your crazy on Fetlife with the other fatass heathens.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
    Not a god hater. And how can he have died for my sins if i wasn't even born yet?
    Wait: you think that nothing happened before you were born?



    YiC,

    Zech

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
    Not a god hater. And how can he have died for my sins if i wasn't even born yet?
    Idiot. You come to a Christian place, spout off all kinds of nonsense and then when it comes down to it, have nary a clue what you are talking about. Typical Void.
    Psalm 51:5
    Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

    Psalm 58:3
    The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

    Proverbs 22:15
    Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

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  • Thenewflesh
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    No friend, he dies for your sins, that means sins you already commited, new sins just put you on the short list to Hell.

    Typical empty headed God hater.
    Not a god hater. And how can he have died for my sins if i wasn't even born yet?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
    Well since he died for sins that I had not committed yet, I figure I should make the most out of life by controlling as many people as I can.
    No friend, he dies for your sins, that means sins you already commited, new sins just put you on the short list to Hell.

    Typical empty headed God hater.

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  • Thenewflesh
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    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Son, we do not care that you chose to be a Homofaqual. God does.
    Remember, Jesus died for YOUR sins. What more do you want?
    Well since he died for sins that I had not committed yet, I figure I should make the most out of life by controlling as many people as I can.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Thenewflesh View Post
    Also I am not a young man and how dare you call me that. I am a immature man living on her own and controlled by her boyfriend.

    I will have him log on on this account and vouch that this form of controlling works and he is willing to deal with me.
    Son, we do not care that you chose to be a Homofaqual. God does.
    Remember, Jesus died for YOUR sins. What more do you want?

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  • Thenewflesh
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    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    What are you here for, young man? There are several inconsistencies in your delivery.

    You are obviously not being straight with your pitiful introduction. Stop this charade: this is not a David Cronenberge fan site.

    YIC
    Also I am not a young man and how dare you call me that. I am a immature man living on her own and controlled by her boyfriend.

    I will have him log on on this account and vouch that this form of controlling works and he is willing to deal with me.

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