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  • SimplyUnshiny
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    Re: Hello there!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    You can't just make things up because you like it that way.

    Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)


    Oh, you people remind me of middle schoolers. Can't use your brain, so you just resort to calling me a faggot, albeit in a less crude way.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Originally posted by SimplyUnshiny View Post
    Liking anal is different being gay. A lot of straight guys like ass play (I personally do, don't know anyone that does, but it has something to do with the prostate. Dunno much about it), but it doesn't mean they want some guy's dick in their ass.
    You can't just make things up because you like it that way.

    Anal Sex is Gay Sex (Even if It's With A Woman!)

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  • little flip
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    I never did get the point of anything anal related. Imean why would you want to put anything in there. First off it probably hurts like hell and second its honestly kind of.... Dirty.... Like hygenically. like I'm not trying to be offensive I'm just saying.

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  • SimplyUnshiny
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    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    That's what they all say. Please at least be honest about being a depraved anal sex maniac.
    I think you just want everyone to be gay, so you can hate everyone.
    Or, "save" them from their decision to be gay (which isn't even a choice).

    Liking anal is different being gay. A lot of straight guys like ass play (I personally do, don't know anyone that does, but it has something to do with the prostate. Dunno much about it), but it doesn't mean they want some guy's dick in their ass.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by SimplyUnshiny View Post
    FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT GAY.
    That's what they all say. Please at least be honest about being a depraved anal sex maniac.

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  • SimplyUnshiny
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    Re: Hello there!

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    I'll be honest that is really hurtful. Do you realise that there are very sensitive, loving people here who only want to be able to fellowship with other True Christians™?

    You trample over our most cherished beleifs. As a man I am pretty thick skinned but some of the forum have tender souls: are you aware the harm you do?

    Would you walk into a church, temple or mucous and decry the heartfelt beleifs of those in church?

    I'm sure you would not because deep down seem like a decent person crying out for Jesus to come inside you.

    The hurtful things toy say about it being funny to watch us is unto hot golden streams of urininal fluid into the crying eyes of baby Jesus: no Christian would urinate into our Lords visage.

    Would it be to much for you to open yourself to the blood of the Lamb and devote your whole life and eternal future to singing His praises for ever? It is such a small thing for His Grace to Save® you from His Righteous vengeance for rejecting His temporary sacrifice to God for your pre determined sin?

    Please think about it.

    God bless.
    "are you aware the harm you do?"
    Oh, that's laughable. Are you aware of the harm religion causes on a daily basis, and how much it's created in our history? It's done FAR more good than bad, and history proves that.

    "Would you walk into a church, temple or mucous and decry the heartfelt beleifs of those in church?"

    Have and do. A friend of mine is a pastor as Christ Fellowship, and I come in every Sunday to have debates. The only difference is, I'm not being a dick. I'm examining why they believe what they do, as a psychological experiment.

    "I'm sure you would not because deep down seem like a decent person crying out for Jesus to come inside you. "

    FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT GAY.

    "The hurtful things toy say about it being funny to watch us is unto hot golden streams of urinal fluid into the crying eyes of baby Jesus: no Christian would urinate into our Lords visage.

    Would it be to much for you to open yourself to the blood of the Lamb and devote your whole life and eternal future to singing His praises for ever? It is such a small thing for His Grace to Save® you from His Righteous vengeance for rejecting His temporary sacrifice to God for your pre determined sin?"

    Okay, at this point, I can't tell if you're being serious or not. I'm seriously laughing way too hard.

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  • little flip
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    It wasnt really a joke. I honestly wanted them to check out the forum.

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Originally posted by little flip View Post
    Three associated wretches actually. (I just wanted to tell them about the forum.)
    Perhaps your little joke may lead one of them or even yourself away from the brink. As of today, without salvation (which is always possible, even for the most depraved wretch), Hell awaits.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Originally posted by SimplyUnshiny View Post
    Your thoughts are incorrect.
    I already said why I'm here. I get a kick out of debating religion, as it's like a watching dog chase it's own tail. No matter what I do you'll never get the point, but it sure is funny to watch.
    I'll be honest that is really hurtful. Do you realise that there are very sensitive, loving people here who only want to be able to fellowship with other True Christians™?

    You trample over our most cherished beleifs. As a man I am pretty thick skinned but some of the forum have tender souls: are you aware the harm you do?

    Would you walk into a church, temple or mucous and decry the heartfelt beleifs of those in church?

    I'm sure you would not because deep down seem like a decent person crying out for Jesus to come inside you.

    The hurtful things toy say about it being funny to watch us is unto hot golden streams of urininal fluid into the crying eyes of baby Jesus: no Christian would urinate into our Lords visage.

    Would it be to much for you to open yourself to the blood of the Lamb and devote your whole life and eternal future to singing His praises for ever? It is such a small thing for His Grace to Save® you from His Righteous vengeance for rejecting His temporary sacrifice to God for your pre determined sin?

    Please think about it.

    God bless.

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  • little flip
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    Three associated wretches actually. (I just wanted to tell them about the forum.)

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  • Donovan A. Mordecai
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    Originally posted by SimplyUnshiny View Post
    Your thoughts are incorrect.
    I already said why I'm here. I get a kick out of debating religion, as it's like a watching dog chase it's own tail. No matter what I do you'll never get the point, but it sure is funny to watch.

    So by your own admission, there really is no point to your being here. You solely wish to waste our time and take valuable resources from those who are honestly seeking salvation?

    And you imply we are hateful

    You ma'am, are scum

    YiC
    DAM

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  • SimplyUnshiny
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    Re: Hello there!

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    Jesus disagrees with you, young lady.

    Matthew 5:38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

    God bless
    I am not a woman. Why are you assuming I'm a woman?
    I really don't care if Jesus disagrees with me, considering he's imaginary.

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  • SimplyUnshiny
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    Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View Post
    OK, captain intelligence, why are you here?

    Do you think your weak arguments and knee jerk reactions are going to make us throw up our hands and shout "Oh thou art so smart, thy hath shown us the error of our ways, that the goodness of the world is unfounded, everything we hold most dear is a pack of lies"

    Get serious

    I think your here because of the gaps in the secular position bother you. I think you are looking for answers that only the Christian God can provide.

    Please shed the veil if ignorance and come to Jesus

    YiC
    DAM
    Your thoughts are incorrect.
    I already said why I'm here. I get a kick out of debating religion, as it's like a watching dog chase it's own tail. No matter what I do you'll never get the point, but it sure is funny to watch.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Originally posted by SimplyUnshiny View Post
    Nobody deserves to be raped, not even a rapist.
    Jesus disagrees with you, young lady.

    Matthew 5:38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:

    God bless

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: Hello there!

    I believe we have a case of two associated wretches, who are unsaved and probably already damned, that have got together to attack Christians for sport. One is a fornicator and the mother of a bastard child and the other is pushing the homosexual agends but claims he is normal.

    They are going to explain to Christians what fools we are. We will consider that while we while away our time in Heaven once we pass and we will observe you and the other smart atheists as they receive their reward in the fires of perdition.

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