[SimplyUnshiny]

Re: Hello there!

Eh, actually it is. Those two words mean exactly the same!

Duh! Hateful Satanists are your friends, they won't condemn you for insulting Jesus over and over again. Jesus who gave his life for you ungrateful Atheists.

Is a Satanist holding a gun to your head while you are typing this?

Satanist - noun- 1. the worship of Satan
2. a form of such worship which includes blasphemous or obscene parodies of Christian prayers, etc
3. a satanic disposition or satanic practices

Atheist - noun -a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.

Sorry, but there's this thing called the dictionary, and it's saying you're wrong.


"Jesus who gave his life for you ungrateful Atheists"
Oh right, when he saved us from the sin that he gave us? Right, right.

No, see, Atheists hate religion as a whole, not just Chrisitianity, not just God and Jesus, every and all religions. So by your logic, Satanists would hate us too. The only difference is, they're respectful and kind people, who happen to kill goats, drain their blood, and worship an evil overlord in their spare time.

[SimplyUnshiny]

Re: Hello there!

Please don't apologize for harlots with loose morals. She would want to marry her rapist so that her family wouldn't have to be ashamed of her.

It's called The Bible, read it.

That way you can avoid looking like some retarded scum next time you post on a Christian Forum

You're proving my point, about Christians being such hateful things. Didn't the Bible say malicious people will being going to Hell?

Now, I have read the Bible. I was raised a Lutheran Christian, and when I was about nine years old, I realized what complete bullshit it was. Not to mention how hateful and vicious the lessons it preached were.

I find it funny that you're calling me retarded. Excuse me, who believes a magical being that lives in the sky created the world in 6 days,has a Book about him that contradicts itself at every turn, had a son that came Earth to save us from the sin he gave us and then became a zombie and floated up into the sky after he was killed and crucified?

Oh not to mention that every major historical event in the Bible, including the enslavement of the entire Jewish nation by the Egyptians, have absolutely no record other than in the Bible. Oh, and Egypt has recorded proof against that ever happening, since they have records of those who worked on building the pyramids.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello there!

Why on earth would she want her rapist to marry her? "dressed like a harlot and enticing him" It's not like she was stripping in the middle of the street, screaming "SOMEBODY COME RAPE ME!" Nobody deserves to be raped, not even a rapist.

Look here, Swami, God hates harlots. He burns them up in the Lake of Fire. People like you who try to make excuses for their self destructive and ungodly behavior are half of the problem we have in this country.

I expect we will find out you are some kind of Hollywood homosexual with an agenda.

When God gets ahold of unredeemed sinners, He makes them pay and the price is eternity in Hell. When you decide to take sides, take care to choose the right team.

And if it seem evil unto you to serve the Lord, choose you this day whom you will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served which were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites in whose lands ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.-Joshua 24:15

Atheism is the religion of the Devil.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello there!

Atheist is not synonymous with Satanist.

Eh, actually it is. Those two words mean exactly the same!

In addition, and quite ironically, I've never been condemned by a 'hateful Satanist', only by 'loving Christians'.

Duh! Hateful Satanists are your friends, they won't condemn you for insulting Jesus over and over again. Jesus who gave his life for you ungrateful Atheists.

Oh, and Satanists also follow a strict code, which includes "Treat everyone with respect, as you would treat yourself", "Help anyone who needs it", "Be kind to everyone around you". The fact that they worship the evil overlord your Bible invented, doesn't mean they're complete douchebags.

Is a Satanist holding a gun to your head while you are typing this?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Hello there!

The fact that they worship the evil overlord your Bible invented, doesn't mean they're complete douchebags.

This, Madam, is the very definition of douchebagery

YiC
DAM

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Hello there!

Atheist is not synonymous with Satanist.
In addition, and quite ironically, I've never been condemned by a 'hateful Satanist', only by 'loving Christians'.
Oh, and Satanists also follow a strict code, which includes "Treat everyone with respect, as you would treat yourself", "Help anyone who needs it", "Be kind to everyone around you". The fact that they worship the evil overlord your Bible invented, doesn't mean they're complete douchebags.

SATANIST ALERT! WE GOT A LIVE ONE!

[SimplyUnshiny]

Re: Hello there!

Well "sense" you're "a atheist," I'd like to ask you why you're here. This is a Christian forum. Did your master satan send you?

Atheist is not synonymous with Satanist.
In addition, and quite ironically, I've never been condemned by a 'hateful Satanist', only by 'loving Christians'.
Oh, and Satanists also follow a strict code, which includes "Treat everyone with respect, as you would treat yourself", "Help anyone who needs it", "Be kind to everyone around you". The fact that they worship the evil overlord your Bible invented, doesn't mean they're complete douchebags.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Hello there!

SimplyUnshiny

Pleas make your own post in the introduction forum, so that we can better greet you

YiC
DAM

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Hello there!

Why on earth would she want her rapist to marry her? "dressed like a harlot and enticing him" It's not like she was stripping in the middle of the street, screaming "SOMEBODY COME RAPE ME!" Nobody deserves to be raped, not even a rapist.

Please don't apologize for harlots with loose morals. She would want to marry her rapist so that her family wouldn't have to be ashamed of her.

It's called The Bible, read it.

That way you can avoid looking like some retarded scum next time you post on a Christian Forum

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello there!

Many sinful wretches find Jesus once they are incarcerated. As a result, most jails are thick with Ministers to take care of all the repenting, baptising and so forth. Any one of them would likely marry you to this jailbird and for a reduced love offering under the circumstances.

[SimplyUnshiny]

Re: Hello there!

God obviously wanted you to have that baby, Bless you for carrying out His Will.

How, in light of this Blessing, do you deny God? Is it because your rapist did not marry you? Or were you dressed like a harlot and enticing him, thereby relieving him of his responsibilities?

YiC
DAM

Why on earth would she want her rapist to marry her? "dressed like a harlot and enticing him" It's not like she was stripping in the middle of the street, screaming "SOMEBODY COME RAPE ME!" Nobody deserves to be raped, not even a rapist.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello there!

but the father of my child is in jail

Stop making up silly excuses for ignoring God's clear commandments. We have to follow 100% of the Bible to prevent eternal damnation (James 2:10).

[Fallenday]

Re: Hello there!

but the father of my child is in jail

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Hello there!

I'll try that

Marrying the father of your child will revoke his bastard status as well

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


Especially if you can get him to part with the coin

YiC
DAM

[Fallenday]

Re: Hello there!

I'll try that