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Re: This is why I hate Jesus.
Hahaha i knew the butt hurt would flow through everyones veins after i posted this, this is great.
Hahaha i knew the butt hurt would flow through everyones veins after i posted this, this is great.
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Re: This is why I hate Jesus.
What is great about going to Hell? Jesus brought you here for a reason. No one would go through the troble off joining a decent God fearing site if deep down they did not want Jesus inside them.Originally posted by tacohunterz View Post
We get many many people coming to God's favourite forum to troll and then after they have had the chance to get to know Jesus they learn the Good News(c)!
You only have to look at the ex Gays here to understand that Jesus can help you with whatever issues you have.
It could be incipient homersexuality, the drugs, or being a hippy. Jesus has the cure for it all.
The Bible(KJV1611).
Read it, learn it, live it.
God bless.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Do you really think you are the first person to come here and act like a jackass?Originally posted by tacohunterz View Post
If I've learned anything as a True Christian(tm) it's that the taunts and jeers of God-haters mean absolutely nothing to me. Jesus Himself warned us about numbnuts like you:
(2 Timothy 3:12-13) "Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution. But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived. "
Yours in Christ,
Z. SmythsigpicComment
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Yes, tell us where the good Doctor touched you just now. You are obviously mad at God for something. You've recognized a God-Shaped hole in your person for some time. Fill it with Jesus' touch, as the bride of Christ should do. Do not hesitate! I can send you tracts.Originally posted by tacohunterz View Post
In His Grip,
(Assistant) Lead Soul-Winner, Jon BradleyEzekiel 23:19-20 "Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses."Comment
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Hello FreeFromBrains.Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
I am not a Mormon I am a good person this site does not preach hate it talks about the Bible God is real I think that covers everything.
Thank you.
Rusty
P.S. I also do not think people call the United States of America Dumpiffleistan I think you made that up you should read Exodus it explains things like that.Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.Comment
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Hey, now!Originally posted by Jon Bradley View Post
No charges were ever registered against myself and those boys were well known for the drugs and the delinquency.
You are very rude.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Sorry friend, my rectum is fine.Originally posted by tacohunterz View Post
Baby Jesus weeps for you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: This is why I hate Jesus.
Dr. Niles:Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
There are certain guns one shouldn't jump, so to say. I think our dear brother was merely asking if your spiritual counsel had riled up the conviction of the Holy Spirit.
Everyone knows that you are a man of considerable honor, purity, and great taste in clothing.
(PS: I got those documents sealed for you.)
Brother LarryComment
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Miss Thing:Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
Your opinion means nothing to me. Less than 2 years of college does not qualify one for much. Does your boyfriend tire of providing financial support while you study the impotence of men like Jung and Freud and then hanging out in seedy pubs where everyone participates in sodomy?
My Landover brothers and sisters have suffered your whiney lace-covered behind for some time because they are praying for you to find the
as 
, since the fires of 
are close enough to you that your cheap imitation silk, Prada-knockoff should be melting by now.
Despite your reprobate mind, GOD still would welcome you to His fold if you would but confess your vile sins instead of projecting them onto others. Brother Rusty is a fine man whose knowledge and whose ability to cut to the chase makes him one of the most respected members of this forum.
Would even one person say the same about you?
Cheerfully,
Brother LarryComment
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Lord have mercy, as I certainly rent my garment and my mantle, and plucked off the hair of my head and of my beard, and sat down astonied!Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
Not meant in a sexually immoral sense but a spiritual, uplifting & kingdom building way, as you equip the saints.
In His (straight [and narrow]) Grip,
Jon O. Bradley, Father of Three (and a daughter)Ezekiel 23:19-20 "Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses."Comment
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