[Jon Bradley]

Re: Hello!

I laughed because it was a ridiculous statement, not because it was funny!

Ah, ok, it was funny "Ha-ha" not funny "Haha", its hard to tell on the internet.

Though I would like to say that I've been very civil as of yet, and all I ask of anyone is to please not insult my wife.

If you read The Bible, in a roundabout way, that wasn't an insult (to her). Futher proof you haven't read His Word

"And, once again, I've never done heroin!"

You've embraced all other stereotypes, what is the harm in assuming one more?

In His Grip,

Professor Jon O. Bradley

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello!

Ireland? You look like some kind of midwestern ponce wannabe.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

But either way, you can stereotype me all you wish to! I know the truth about me, so what you think really doesn't matter.

Now, it's time for bed! It was nice talking to all of you. Goodnight!

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

Hmmm are you upset that you laughed?

I laughed because it was a ridiculous statement, not because it was funny!

Though I would like to say that I've been very civil as of yet, and all I ask of anyone is to please not insult my wife. I'll admit to being fair game, though!

And, once again, I've never done heroin!

Unfortunately for you, my friend, the DoF wouldn't have any records of drug deals. And even if it did, it's in the wrong country.

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

Hmmm are you upset that you laughed?

http://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-jayne-728175.htm

You believe in Giants and Dragons and Sorcery according to Tolkien but you don't believe in Giants and Dragons and Sorcery according to God

Your inconsistency could be the after effects of The H

In His Grip,

Professor Jon O. Bradley

Sorry, that part of the post was a typo! I made a correction post soon after, because I couldn't figure out how to edit!

Sure, I believe that. Let me guess, you have a bridge for sale, too.

Nope! I actually don't own any property!

[Jon Bradley]

Re: Hello!

I don't see where insulting my wife by calling her a man is supposed to get you if you're attempting to convert me, but it made me chuckle anyway!

and ask that you not mention her in that way again!

Hmmm are you upset that you laughed?

http://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-jayne-728175.htm

Just like I've read many real books like The Lord of the Rings, knowing full well that everything contained within them are real!

You believe in Giants and Dragons and Sorcery according to Tolkien but you don't believe in Giants and Dragons and Sorcery according to God

Your inconsistency could be the after effects of The H

In His Grip,

Professor Jon O. Bradley

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello!

That's funny, but in truth I am very against abortion!

Sure, I believe that. Let me guess, you have a bridge for sale, too.

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

I seem to have made a typo! I meant to say many other books like The Lord of the Rings, and I also meant to say that the things in those books aren't real! My mistake!

Psst, this is his abortion clinic supplies. These goths find pregnant women then kill their unborn children for sport.

That's funny, but in truth I am very against abortion!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello!

Also, what's with the empty closet with all the hangers?

Psst, this is his abortion clinic supplies. These goths find pregnant women then kill their unborn children for sport.

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

If you have, indeed, read The Good Book cover to cover (a few times) my Mohican friend. You wouldn't be dabbling in unholy politics or married to a man named Jayne. You would be on the straight & narrow, with a proper haircut, a healthy fear of your elders, and a dash of Divine Justice directed at the evil in this world. Now, there is some water near you, are you willing to be baptized (and to lose that From the Devil mohawk)?

In His Grip,

Professor Jon O. Bradley

I don't see where insulting my wife by calling her a man is supposed to get you if you're attempting to convert me, but it made me chuckle anyway!

I have indeed read the Bible, and I don't believe in it. I have also read several other religious texts and I don't believe in those either.

Just like I've read many real books like The Lord of the Rings, knowing full well that everything contained within them are real!

Now, back to the wife thing. You can say whatever you wish about me, and I won't mind. But I respectfully appeal to the grace I know Jesus is said to have had, and therefor you should also have (1 John 2:6), and ask that you not mention her in that way again!

Thanks!

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

Strange, I pulled up your file from the DoF, and it shows a large number of heroin purchases. Although heroin isn't specifically mentioned in The Bible as illegal, lying is expressly forbidden, you would do well to take up some morals from our Baptist faith. You will not be "fine" until you've started adhering to all.

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a joke, or an attempt to rile me up. But either way, I've never purchased heroin. Though I do know how the drug world operates, and if I were to ever have been on heroin, I'd certainly not leave a paper trail!

Thanks for being concerned enough to do whatever it is you claim to have done though!

[Jon Bradley]

Re: Hello!

I have read the whole Bible cover to cover a few times

If you have, indeed, read The Good Book cover to cover (a few times) my Mohican friend. You wouldn't be dabbling in unholy politics or married to a man named Jayne. You would be on the straight & narrow, with a proper haircut, a healthy fear of your elders, and a dash of Divine Justice directed at the evil in this world. Now, there is some water near you, are you willing to be baptized (and to lose that From the Devil mohawk)?

In His Grip,

Professor Jon O. Bradley

[A Follower]

Re: Hello!

I'm straight edge. I don't drink or do drugs. And the only person I have any kind of relations with, the only person I've ever had relations with, is my wife!

Thanks for your concern, but I'm fine.

Strange, I pulled up your file from the DoF, and it shows a large number of heroin purchases. Although heroin isn't specifically mentioned in The Bible as illegal, lying is expressly forbidden, you would do well to take up some morals from our Baptist faith. You will not be "fine" until you've started adhering to all.

[TheIrishGrimm]

Re: Hello!

After this ^



That wasn't a big surprise ^


In His Grip,


Professor Jon O. Bradley

This made me chuckle. You're right though, there's certainly a style that goes along with my beliefs.

[Jon Bradley]

Re: Hello!

I'm an anarchist, and I'm a nihilist.

After this ^

This is what I look like.

That wasn't a big surprise ^


In His Grip,


Professor Jon O. Bradley