With Permission, I Greet You

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: With Permission, I Greet You

Glory and Hallelujah! It is lovely to see your father rearing a fine Christian woman and preparing her for marital servitude.

His beatings must have been swift and powerful.

Welcome.

Mr. Rob,

I often endured the blessing of correction at the hands of my father. One day when I was but 14, I spoke to a boy outside an ice cream store, not noticing that my father was watching across the street. Suddenly I felt his familiar hand on my behind, as he screamed at me. "Young lady, if you want ice cream, you can make it yourself, and if you want to speak to a boy, you will ask my permission in advance." I spent 2 hours in seclusion that evening, praying and praying that I would find the forgiveness of my Heavenly Father as well as my earthly one. A few months later, father forgave me and allowed me to go shopping with Mother.

How nice of you to greet me. I've probably spoken more than I should since you, as a man, have better things to do than listen to a woman ramble. My apologies. Perhaps I could prepare a pie for you someday?

Wishing you blessings,
Naomi Ruth Lamb

[Halleluyah Rob]

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Our God is one of fierce power and discipline, but also one of undeniable love for those that follow every word of His Bible (The King James 1611). One may as well use other translations to line a bird cage.

Glory and Hallelujah! It is lovely to see your father rearing a fine Christian woman and preparing her for marital servitude.

His beatings must have been swift and powerful.

Welcome.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: With Permission, I Greet You

Welcome to the God house!

I do not like the Scottish; neither do I associate with unsaved fools; kindly do not direct messages to me again, lest I pray for the Lord to smite you with warts in your naughty areas. My father only allows me to associate with other Christian women and Godly men (with supervision).

In Jesus Name,
Naomi Ruth Lamb

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Welcome, Naomi Ruth. What a wonderful name your father gave you! Tell us why Exodus 21:28 really speaks to you.

This verse tells me that when an ox harms me, I mean more to the Lord than some silly ox does. As the well known passage tells us, consider the lilies of the field - they toil not, neither do they spin.

Our God is one of fierce power and discipline, but also one of undeniable love for those that follow every word of His Bible (The King James 1611). One may as well use other translations to line a bird cage.

Father is warning me not to be too wordy when speaking with a man. I apologize if I was annoying, Sir.

[Infinity]

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Welcome to the God house!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: With Permission, I Greet You

Welcome, Naomi Ruth. What a wonderful name your father gave you! Tell us why Exodus 21:28 really speaks to you.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Welcome, Miss Naomi! I greet your wonderful gift of a hug with open arms! Hopefully you have some lovely recipes you'd like to share with us womenfolk. If there's anything we love more than eating, it's cooking!

How kind of you, Victory. Mother and I are knitting a sweater for my Grandmother this afternoon and then we will be deciding the menu for the Senior Citizens Dinner for the Saturday Bible Study Group. Our Thanksgiving guests have all gone and I just finished doing the dishes. Do you make doilies? I love making doilies with Mother and Aunt Tessa Beth Sue. We make doilies for nursing homes and donate them to Homes Without Doilies in Gifford's Gap. I would love sharing recipes with you, my new friend. You are so lovely in your photo. Father has not yet given me permission to post a photograph. Hugs, Naomi Ruth LambPS: My father just called us chatty peahens. Hahahahaha!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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My father screened your reply to me prior to allowing me to read it. He thanks you for your fine compliment and asks if you are related to the Hutchins family from Flag Mountain. He went to school with a Cletus Hutchins. Cletus was a dairy farmer until a strange malady affected his cows, and they perished. Father thinks it had to do with a sin that he would not explain to me. I do make a variety of pies, having been at the apron strings of my dear mother every time she baked. A humorous story: Once, Mother was making a pie and I said, "Mother, why do you make pies for father so often?" She laughed and said, "Daughter, it's either the pie way or the highway." We giggled for hours, as women are known to do. I hope my story doesn't bring you displeasure. My father just told me to ask you (He is seated at my desk, supervising me) if you have sons that are in need of a good pie. I am blushing, as women are known to do. Oh, my - he says I have spoken too many words already and should wait for further permission to speak. May our Lord bless and keep you, Sir. Naomi Ruth Lamb

[VictoryOS]

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Welcome, Miss Naomi! I greet your wonderful gift of a hug with open arms! Hopefully you have some lovely recipes you'd like to share with us womenfolk. If there's anything we love more than eating, it's cooking!

[James Hutchins]

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You must have a good father to of been able to protect you from all the guinea wops and half breed wetbacks in Clifton. My own parents never let me cross Nortj East over Mt. Hebron Road as there were concerned for the purity of my rectum. Of course, no one in thier right mind went below Valley Road except to drop off help in Bloomfield that worked on Sunday.
I'll pray Jesus finds you suitable to a man this coming season of the celebration of Jesus. Perhaps if you offered from fresh, steaming pie to the young men of the Church, one make find you acceptable.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

My father, after careful consideration, granted me permission to fellowship with you all. I greet the sisters with a friendly hug and the brothers with my eyes cast to the floor. I am Naomi Ruth, 23, as of yet unmarried (Father wouldn't grant permission to the last five suitors) but open to finding a pious, Christian gentleman. It is not a man that I seek here, but only to draw closer to my Lord Jesus. I discovered my sinful nature under the teaching of my parents. At 10 years of age, I accepted our Lord and begged forgiveness of my transgressions. My favorite verse from our Holy Bible: Exodus 21:28: If an oxe gore a man, or a woman, that they die, then the oxe shal be surely stoned, and his flesh shall not be eaten: but the owner of the oxe shall be quitte. I learned this verse at Clifton Falls Christian School in first grade. My parents took me out of that school and homeschooled me from that point since they learned non-Baptists were allowed to attend. I long to be a part of your family. May Jesus love be with you always. Naomi Ruth Lamb