[val161A]

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Hi Andrea,

Nice to meet with another true christian on here. Please be warned whatever you write on here, it will be "pulled to pieces" by those who claim to be so called Christians. I shall await this post being changed from what I have said. I have been accused of alsorts of things on here, so be warned. I live in England and attend a Evangelical church.

Hope you have a blessed and happy Christmas, and just be careful on here.
Valx

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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Good morning,
My name is Andrea and I attend Iglesia Pentecostal La Luz del Mundo, which translates to Pentecostal Church Light of the World. My favorite Scripture is Romans 8:37.
I came to accept Christ as my Savior and Lord at the age of 8.

Nice to meet you all!

Hello and welcome, Andrea.

Is your church named after Julio Iglesias? If you are American, why is the name of your church given in some Latinesque form of gibberish? Was the sign maker painting in tongues?

When I was a child, one of my aunts took me to a Pentecostal service without telling me (or my parents) this was where we were going. She said she wanted me to see the Holy Spirit at work, and claimed the Godly Independent Baptist Church my family attended was boring because we remained seated during the service and listened in silence to our Pastor.

Well, let me tell you, I saw a spirit at work but it was far from holy. People were writhing around on the floor, others were wailing like they had suffered a stroke, and I found the whole ordeal to be highly traumatic. I curse her to this day for exposing me to that Satanic orgy of chaos.

Romans 13:4 (1611 King James Bible)

For hee is the minister of God to thee for good: but if thou do that which is euill, be afraid: for he beareth not the sword in vaine: for he is the minister of God, a reuenger to execute wrath vpon him that doeth euill.

You have truly been blessed that Jesus would bring you here so that you can cast aside Satan and get right with Him.

[Attila's Wife]

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My name is ANDREA. Not that difficult.

Hello Andrea. Is that a man's name or a woman's name where you come from?

I work a regular job just like any other American. I am a overnight Customer Service Representative for PLS Financial Services.

Are you one of those people who cold-calls me 3 or 4 evenings a week, claiming that I've been mis-sold payment protection insurance? If so, the Lake of Fire is too good for you.

YiC
AW

[Senior Andy]

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Welcome Andy . It must be difficult in the off season when there are no lawns to mow.

Tell me, how have to convinced God to allow you to survive these winter months? Do you depend on hand outs and the occasional sheet rocking job?

1) My name is ANDREA. Not that difficult.
2) I work a regular job just like any other American. I am a overnight Customer Service Representative for PLS Financial Services.

[Senior Andy]

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Hello MasQueVencedor.

What does your name mean I do not speak Portuguese I speak some Vietnamese and some German is it an invincible mask.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. I looked for invincible mask on the Google and some of the images were funny and some were not funny.

Ay mi Dios... Mas Que Vencedor. More than a victor.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Andy . It must be difficult in the off season when there are no lawns to mow.

Tell me, how have to convinced God to allow you to survive these winter months? Do you depend on hand outs and the occasional sheet rocking job?

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello MasQueVencedor.

What does your name mean I do not speak Portuguese I speak some Vietnamese and some German is it an invincible mask.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. I looked for invincible mask on the Google and some of the images were funny and some were not funny.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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That's not a person. I can take care of that.

You miss my point. Tithe 10% of your monies to Jesus.

YIC

[Senior Andy]

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What about the 10% tithe?

Proverbs 3:9 Honour the Lord with thy substance, and with the firstfruits of all thine increase:

YIC

That's not a person. I can take care of that.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I'm not married and I have no children. Even with an overtime job I don't make much due to 25% of my income being taken by taxes. Even with the little bit that I make I make do without governmental assistance. I can't afford to take care of anyone but myself.

What about the 10% tithe?

Proverbs 3:9 Honour the Lord with thy substance, and with the firstfruits of all thine increase:

YIC

[Senior Andy]

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Welcome to the forum, Andrea. I hope you have your husband's permission to be posting here. I think one of the worst things about Pentecostals is that they allow women to "speak in tongues" and "prophesy" during the service when God says women must be silent in church.

1 Cor 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Most Pentecostals also defy the rules of church order set out in 1 Corinthians 14. For example, in your church, if someone speaks in tongues and no one interprets, is that man ordered to keep silent in future?

1 Cor 14:27-28 If any man speak in an unknown tongue, let it be by two, or at the most by three, and that by course; and let one interpret. But if there be no interpreter, let him keep silence in the church; and let him speak to himself, and to God.

And does your church allow more than three people to speak in tongues or prophesy during the service (1 Cor 14:27a, 29)? Do the people speaking in tongues or prophesying take turns (1 Cor 14:27, 31)? I don't know any Pentecostal churches that follow God's Word in this. Usually they are a mass of gibberish and confusion -- and God is not the Author of confusion.

1 Cor 14:33 For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.

If people are going to talk gibberish and make wild predictions about the future, they must do so in an orderly fashion. I hope we can persuade you that IFB (independent fundamentalist Baptist) is the way to go.

Anyway, tell us a bit more about yourself. How many sons have you born?

I'm not married and I have no children. Even with an overtime job I don't make much due to 25% of my income being taken by taxes. Even with the little bit that I make I make do without governmental assistance. I can't afford to take care of anyone but myself.

[Pim Pendergast]

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Welcome to the forum, Andrea. I hope you have your husband's permission to be posting here. I think one of the worst things about Pentecostals is that they allow women to "speak in tongues" and "prophesy" during the service when God says women must be silent in church.

1 Cor 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Most Pentecostals also defy the rules of church order set out in 1 Corinthians 14. For example, in your church, if someone speaks in tongues and no one interprets, is that man ordered to keep silent in future?

1 Cor 14:27-28 If any man speak in an unknown tongue, let it be by two, or at the most by three, and that by course; and let one interpret. But if there be no interpreter, let him keep silence in the church; and let him speak to himself, and to God.

And does your church allow more than three people to speak in tongues or prophesy during the service (1 Cor 14:27a, 29)? Do the people speaking in tongues or prophesying take turns (1 Cor 14:27, 31)? I don't know any Pentecostal churches that follow God's Word in this. Usually they are a mass of gibberish and confusion -- and God is not the Author of confusion.

1 Cor 14:33 For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.

If people are going to talk gibberish and make wild predictions about the future, they must do so in an orderly fashion. I hope we can persuade you that IFB (independent fundamentalist Baptist) is the way to go.

Anyway, tell us a bit more about yourself. How many sons have you born?

[Senior Andy]

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I've never seen any of that at my church. Are you sure you aren't talking about Methodists or something?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Snake handling? What in the world are you talking about?

Everyone knows that Pentacostalz run about the place shoving snakes into each other's faces and talking like babies to each other.

I do hope you have put such paganism behind you and are reading to embrace the conditional love of Jesus.

YIC

[Senior Andy]

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Greetings and welcome to our friendly forums.

It's great that you want to put all that snake handling behind you. The serpent is as the Devil and Pentacostalz openly cavort with Satan during the Snake Mass.

How many children have you born your husband?

YIC

Snake handling? What in the world are you talking about?