[Wide-Open]

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he is able to to keep me until he comes for me one day.

You make Jesus sound like some refrigerator.

Do you think there's a dog flap in the Pearly Gates?

[James Hutchins]

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Would you believe I dont want to overcome my dwarfness, because God has blessed me truly.
What I would like to do is to stop you lying about editing my posts. I have copies here of my original posts, and you have changed them to read that I love and lust after Midge Murphy! how can I do that when I dont know the poor woman. All I know is that she has the same condition as me that causes her short stature. She maintains she has been cured, but I am sorry I dont believe that. You changed my wording in that respect when I original post to make me out to be a pervert. If you read other peoples posts you will they say similar has happened to them. We cant all be wrong dear man. Happy Christmas. Now go on change this one, bet you do, you dont like yourselves looking bad, but happy for other people to look bad.

I had no idea your were a midget. Do you have the pudgy legs and flat head like Midge used to have? Are you a good tumbler? Do you do weddings?
If you really are a midget, it would explain the bad attitude you have.


FYI, I am really not interested in hearing about your carnal desires for Midge. From what I know, she is rather put off by it too.

[val161A]

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Val, as I type this I am thinking of God and the fact that he has chosen ChrisTmas to smite Godless England with 100mph winds and floods of epic proportions.

Maybe if you were less of a moaner and did not partake of other womens' flesh this would not be happening. Has your roof been blown off yet?

Be careful if you go outside God might just find the time to blow you away.

I will pray that you and the rest of your Godless caliphate see the light and allow Jesus to enter you on this the eve of His Birthday
Yours, in Christ,

Thomas

Jesus entered my life many many years ago, I am pleased to say, and has dwelt there and kept me safe until now. So I have no fear as to where I am going when my days on this earth are finished. I know whom I have believed, and am persuaded that he is able to to keep me until he comes for me one day.

[Thomas Taylor]

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Would you believe I dont want to overcome my dwarfness, because God has blessed me truly.
What I would like to do is to stop you lying about editing my posts. I have copies here of my original posts, and you have changed them to read that I love and lust after Midge Murphy! how can I do that when I dont know the poor woman. All I know is that she has the same condition as me that causes her short stature. She maintains she has been cured, but I am sorry I dont believe that. You changed my wording in that respect when I original post to make me out to be a pervert. If you read other peoples posts you will they say similar has happened to them. We cant all be wrong dear man. Happy Christmas. Now go on change this one, bet you do, you dont like yourselves looking bad, but happy for other people to look bad.

Val, as I type this I am thinking of God and the fact that he has chosen ChrisTmas to smite Godless England with 100mph winds and floods of epic proportions.

Maybe if you were less of a moaner and did not partake of other womens' flesh this would not be happening. Has your roof been blown off yet?

Be careful if you go outside God might just find the time to blow you away.

I will pray that you and the rest of your Godless caliphate see the light and allow Jesus to enter you on this the eve of His Birthday

Yours, in Christ,

Thomas

[val161A]

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[QUOTE=Zechariah Smyth;1050539]Val, nobody has changed your posts. I am going to do an edit on your post above, adding only the phrase "LOOK BELOW TO SEE WHAT AN EDIT LOOKS LIKE" and you will see the evidence of it ("Last edited by..." advisory).

That's the way this forum software looks. I'm sorry that a lifetime of shortiness has made you untrusting of normal people, but that's just the way it works.

I hope you are able someday to overcome both your dwarfness and your paranoia.



YiC,



Zech[/QUOT

Would you believe I dont want to overcome my dwarfness, because God has blessed me truly.
What I would like to do is to stop you lying about editing my posts. I have copies here of my original posts, and you have changed them to read that I love and lust after Midge Murphy! how can I do that when I dont know the poor woman. All I know is that she has the same condition as me that causes her short stature. She maintains she has been cured, but I am sorry I dont believe that. You changed my wording in that respect when I original post to make me out to be a pervert. If you read other peoples posts you will they say similar has happened to them. We cant all be wrong dear man. Happy Christmas. Now go on change this one, bet you do, you dont like yourselves looking bad, but happy for other people to look bad.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Now now, you know I didnt write that, because I am not retarded, I have a brain that works, and I started work at 15 as a secretary and packed up when I had my first son, many years later. So trying to outdo my posts just doesnt work. I think you realise you have "shot your bolt" as we say in England, and been sussed. So changing my posts, and even adding them just doesnt work. It shows you up for what you are, and what this forum is all about. Have a happy Christmas. May God perhaps visit you this Christmas and show you the error of your ways.

Val, nobody has changed your posts. I am going to do an edit on your post above, adding only the phrase "LOOK BELOW TO SEE WHAT AN EDIT LOOKS LIKE" and you will see the evidence of it ("Last edited by..." advisory).

That's the way this forum software looks. I'm sorry that a lifetime of shortiness has made you untrusting of normal people, but that's just the way it works.

I hope you are able someday to overcome both your dwarfness and your paranoia.



YiC,

Zech

[val161A]

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MY NAME IS VAL! I'M VERY SMALL AND A BIT RETARDED BUT I CAN TYPE VERY BIG! !

Now now, you know I didnt write that, because I am not retarded, I have a brain that works, and I started work at 15 as a secretary and packed up when I had my first son, many years later. So trying to outdo my posts just doesnt work. I think you realise you have "shot your bolt" as we say in England, and been sussed. So changing my posts, and even adding them just doesnt work. It shows you up for what you are, and what this forum is all about. Have a happy Christmas. May God perhaps visit you this Christmas and show you the error of your ways.

LOOK BELOW TO SEE WHAT AN EDIT LOOKS LIKE

[IreneS]

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Vualva, Just go away.

[Thomas Taylor]

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You may not be aware that 80% of those born with the same condition as myself and Midge Murphy....achondroplasia (look it up!) are born to average height parents, so that could be YOU! I wonder if you would be quick to laugh and mock, if a child with the same condition was born into your family or that of any members of your family.

Vasoline, if my wife were to birth an abomination like you the thing would be cast aside to perish. My wife, and I, would then proceed to pray for forgiveness for whatever sins we had committed which caused God to punish us.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Well, at least you have a favourite Bible verse. Tell us, why is this your favourite?

Also show us where we have violated anyone's civil rights. This is a very open and friendly forum given over to the Praise of Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. Get with the program son, before it's too late.

I think our suddenly mute, eco-friendly, Obama-loving fag here is trying to openly mock us by pointing out a Bible verse with a naked man in it.

And just for that, I'm sure another infraction is more than called for.

[val161A]

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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I NEED A NUDE PICTURE OF MIDGE MURPHY, YOUR SO CALLED PASTORAL TEAM
REFUSE, AND PLEASE DO NOT DENY YOU DID IT ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION. THAT WAS PURE EVIL. YOU HAVE ALSO CHANGED OTHER DEMANDS TOO, JUST TO SUIT YOURSELVES AND TO MAKE ME LOOK EVIL. I AM NOT AND NEVER HAVE BEEN INTERESTED IN ANYONE TALL. ALSO HOW CAN I BE IN LOVE IN SOMEONE I DONT EVEN KNOW. I AM IN PAIN, AND UNDERSTAND SHE IS SOMEWHERE
IN AMERICA.

MY NAME IS VAL! I'M VERY SMALL AND A BIT RETARDED BUT I CAN TYPE VERY BIG! !

[val161A]

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My name is Josh. I am a 21 year old guy who lives in central US. I am bi and a believer in the environmental sciences. I voted for Obama. I am a atheist mostly but I try to keep a open mind to see if something else is out there. I used to attend Wayside Calvary Chapel in Minnesota but dropped out as a teenager since I always asked too many questions and the elders did not like it. I did not get invited back. When I saw the results of prayer are 50/50, I quit believing and stopped going to church. I now sleep till noon every Sunday.
I have been reading this forum for a while and found pages and pages of prosecutable civil rights violations and stuff I can call the police over but I figure that will not work since there are so many of you nutty backwoods types in power already.

I came here to broaden my horizons so I am hoping we can share views and experiences and gain a little from each other in good debate ok ?

My fav bible verse is John 21:7 it says 7 Therefore that disciple whom Jesus loved saith unto Peter, It is the Lord. Now when Simon Peter heard that it was the Lord, he girt his fisher's coat unto him, (for he was naked,) and did cast himself into the sea.

Josh be a very good boy on here, otherwise like me you will get a Infraction Notice.... I have had quite a few, I am saving for a gold necklace, because I believe that is what you receive when you have collected 12 Infraction notices. Hey ho, arnt I a lucky girl. Just watch how they change your posts to what they want them to read.

[val161A]

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Val, Would you please move on to another thread and let our Josh have his introduction thread to himself? We'll get you a stepstool if you need it to reach another thread. Thanks, Sweetie. Oh, and Midge called; she is not interested in you and wants you to stop stalking her, please.

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[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

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My friends dont laugh behind my back, because they are true friends, they dont see me as a small person, they see me as their friend who just happens to be small. The same as friends that I may have that are black, I see them as friends who are a different colour to me, but that makes no different to the friendship, if you are truly friends.

Well, at least you do recognize that nigraism is a curse from God just as dwarfism is.

We do not do one another good service by acting like we do not see such curses in others. This is dishonesty of a very insidious nature, and is not being a true friend.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Val, Would you please move on to another thread and let our Josh have his introduction thread to himself? We'll get you a stepstool if you need it to reach another thread. Thanks, Sweetie. Oh, and Midge called; she is not interested in you and wants you to stop stalking her, please.