[val161A]

Re: My Introduction

Josh, Let me welcome you to our forums. Frankly, you'll need to stick around and learn more about us in order to make an educated decision about whether or not your soul will be fed here. Don't allow Val to sway your opinion. She is trying to seduce you, but most of all, satan is trying to influence your opinion of us through her. The True Christians of Landover Baptist (I am not yet one, but through prayer, fasting, and tithing until it hurts as bad as someone pulling out the silky hairs of my womanhood one by one, I will obtain that status) are actually followers of the King James Bible, using the 1611 version hand-penned by God's secretaries as He gave them dictation. What may sound racist will have basis in scripture. What may sound harsh, well - that is also scriptural. God is not, as some think, a wimpy little weenie hiding in heaven. It takes balls to serve Him, and if you were given those precious orbs, may I offer you the chance to use them here? God will shew you His love if you will but shew Him that you completely totally, and without reservation accept every single word of His amazing guidebook, the Holy Bible. He will spread His Blood over you, and then painlessly enter you, pushing out all the evilness from your soul as He comes, first to save you, then comes again to sanctify you, then comes again to fill you with His Holy Spirit, then comes and comes and comes whenever you need His Rod and His Staff to comfort you. (Psalm 23). Yes, the LORD is merciful - but He is also a God of wrath. (2 Kings 22:13, 2 Chronicles 29:10, 2 Chronicles 30:8, and tonnes more!) We love you and will help you to see His glory, strength, and truth. NRL

I do feel sorry for you dear lady. Your forum is obsessed with me wanting to seduce people, that I have never met, or know nothing about. In all the years I have been married to my wonderful husband I have never looked at another man OR woman, as your pastors suggest. If your looking for true fellowship my friend, Isuggest you look outside this forum, because you are not going to get it on here that is for certain.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: My Introduction

My name is Josh. I am a 21 year old guy who lives in central US. I am bi and a believer in the environmental sciences. I voted for Obama. I am a atheist mostly but I try to keep a open mind to see if something else is out there. I used to attend Wayside Calvary Chapel in Minnesota but dropped out as a teenager since I always asked too many questions and the elders did not like it. I did not get invited back. When I saw the results of prayer are 50/50, I quit believing and stopped going to church. I now sleep till noon every Sunday.
I have been reading this forum for a while and found pages and pages of prosecutable civil rights violations and stuff I can call the police over but I figure that will not work since there are so many of you nutty backwoods types in power already.

I came here to broaden my horizons so I am hoping we can share views and experiences and gain a little from each other in good debate ok ?

My fav bible verse is John 21:7 it says 7 Therefore that disciple whom Jesus loved saith unto Peter, It is the Lord. Now when Simon Peter heard that it was the Lord, he girt his fisher's coat unto him, (for he was naked,) and did cast himself into the sea.

Welcome to our friendly forum!

You say some pretty funny things. For example, you say that you "found pages and pages of prosecutable civil rights violations and stuff I can call the police over." Then you call us nutty, backwoods types.

Here's a little tidbit I'd like to share with you. The True Christians on this forum, and even some others here (such as the lesbian hobbit who seems to have taken up residence here) are literate, educated people. We (and here I must exclude the hobbit) have read the Bible, understand its content, and live by its precepts.

Not one True Christian here has ever misquoted the Bible.

Moreover, not one True Christian here has intruded into your domain to "debate" you on your sinful lifestyle and to call you names.

It is clear from your post that you simply don't know what you're talking about. You cannot "call the police," and you don't know the slightest thing about Christianity. You have your personal opinions, which--unlike mine--are not based upon any sacred text or universal law.

You are forever separated from the eternal God as long as you continue to (figuratively) pee on Baby Jesus's face, which you do every time you sleep until noon and slurp on the turgid genitalia of another boy.

God guided you here for a reason. The Bible teaches us that if we confess our sins, God is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 1 John 1:9. Further, James 5:16 tells you to confess your sins to one another and pray for one another, that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person has great power as it is working.

I will pray for you and for God to forgive you, but you will need to confess your sins. You can do this by sending a private message to me, with a copy to Pastor Zeke, with details about your most recent bisexual encounter.

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: My Introduction

Josh, Let me welcome you to our forums. Frankly, you'll need to stick around and learn more about us in order to make an educated decision about whether or not your soul will be fed here. Don't allow Val to sway your opinion. She is trying to seduce you, but most of all, satan is trying to influence your opinion of us through her. The True Christians of Landover Baptist (I am not yet one, but through prayer, fasting, and tithing until it hurts as bad as someone pulling out the silky hairs of my womanhood one by one, I will obtain that status) are actually followers of the King James Bible, using the 1611 version hand-penned by God's secretaries as He gave them dictation. What may sound racist will have basis in scripture. What may sound harsh, well - that is also scriptural. God is not, as some think, a wimpy little weenie hiding in heaven. It takes balls to serve Him, and if you were given those precious orbs, may I offer you the chance to use them here? God will shew you His love if you will but shew Him that you completely totally, and without reservation accept every single word of His amazing guidebook, the Holy Bible. He will spread His Blood over you, and then painlessly enter you, pushing out all the evilness from your soul as He comes, first to save you, then comes again to sanctify you, then comes again to fill you with His Holy Spirit, then comes and comes and comes whenever you need His Rod and His Staff to comfort you. (Psalm 23). Yes, the LORD is merciful - but He is also a God of wrath. (2 Kings 22:13, 2 Chronicles 29:10, 2 Chronicles 30:8, and tonnes more!) We love you and will help you to see His glory, strength, and truth. NRL

[Wide-Open]

Re: My Introduction

I have made a note of all the alterations that have been made ready to report this forum.

Weird.

Yesterday you said you have already reported this forum.

And today you say you are ready to report this forum.

You are not lying, are you?

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: My Introduction

Josh, this is the latest "missile" I have received from Pastor Ezekiel, what a wonderful Christian man he is, and what a great witness to the Lord Jesus Christ, please read on...

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets to send me this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that I am actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that I'm right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


> To: PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net

Dear, Misguided Val: Are you familiar with the book of Psalms? I would like to share this with you: Psalms 59:8 But thou, O Lord, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt haue all the heathen in derision. When Pastor mentions that it will be fun to laugh at those screaming out for relief from the burning, itching feeling they have once judgment day arrives, please tell me how this can be wrong? If God Himself shall laugh, and He shall, for every word of His Holy Bible is true - then why should not we also share in His merriment and mirth? Are you saying God is not a good example, and that Pastor should be sad and weeping because heathens were too stupid after over 2000 years of Jesus knocking at their door to get up and answer Him? Who is the stupid one? That's like ordering a fantastic pizza, and then when the delivery comes, refusing to go to the door. The problem is, with eternity, you're losing a whole lot more than a slice of delicious food. You're turning into satan's sausage, as he molests you with his pepperoni. I continue to pray for you, along with my friend, Midge, who is enjoying her new height thanks to the healing power of Jesus Christ. I hope sometime soon you'll submit to the Holy Spirit. I'd hate to rebuke you in Jesus' name. NRL

[val161A]

Re: My Introduction

Josh, this is the latest "missile" I have received from Pastor Ezekiel, what a wonderful Christian man he is, and what a great witness to the Lord Jesus Christ, please read on...

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets to send me this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that I am actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that I'm right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


> To: PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net

.
I have just received another infraction notice accusing me of lying, which is to be honest laughable, because almost every post I have made, in particular relating to Midge Murphy have been chaned by the so called Pastors on this forum, to make me out to be a lesbian, which I definitely am not. The posts defending myself have been changed drastically to read that I am in love with Midge Murphy, where I have said I am not in love with her, the word "not" has been removed. This is a very evil page. I have now received the following mail. I hope you will all see this forum for what it really is and endeavour to get removed. I have made a note of all the alterations that have been made ready to report this forum. Here is the latest missile I have received accusing ME of lying, which is laughable.

Dear val161A,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Bearing false witness against God's favorite church
-------
Lying is a serious offence, Deep Rocelyn.

[val161A]

Re: My Introduction

Unfortunately Josh, I do not think you will find what you want on this forum. The so called pastors on here are not only evil, but are liars as well. They change posts to what they want them to read. I recently received an infraction notice telling me they will delight in watching me "rot in hell". I think you will agree this is not christian at all. Find a true church, one that will show you love and understanding. Not a group that will do nothing but pull you to pieces and put you down. They do not recognise anyones disability and tell you that you are not accepted by God if you are in anyway different. So Josh, think you have come to the wrong place if you want friendship and love, but cause your not going to find it here. Wish you God's richest blessing over this Christmastime.

Josh, this is the latest "missile" I have received from Pastor Ezekiel, what a wonderful Christian man he is, and what a great witness to the Lord Jesus Christ, please read on...

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets to send me this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that I am actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that I'm right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


> To: PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net

[Wide-Open]

Re: My Introduction

Oh dear.

Val, are you incontinent?

[val161A]

Re: My Introduction

My name is Josh. I am a 21 year old guy who lives in central US. I am bi and a believer in the environmental sciences. I voted for Obama. I am a atheist mostly but I try to keep a open mind to see if something else is out there. I used to attend Wayside Calvary Chapel in Minnesota but dropped out as a teenager since I always asked too many questions and the elders did not like it. I did not get invited back. When I saw the results of prayer are 50/50, I quit believing and stopped going to church. I now sleep till noon every Sunday.
I have been reading this forum for a while and found pages and pages of prosecutable civil rights violations and stuff I can call the police over but I figure that will not work since there are so many of you nutty backwoods types in power already.

I came here to broaden my horizons so I am hoping we can share views and experiences and gain a little from each other in good debate ok ?

My fav bible verse is John 21:7 it says 7 Therefore that disciple whom Jesus loved saith unto Peter, It is the Lord. Now when Simon Peter heard that it was the Lord, he girt his fisher's coat unto him, (for he was naked,) and did cast himself into the sea.

Unfortunately Josh, I do not think you will find what you want on this forum. The so called pastors on here are not only evil, but are liars as well. They change posts to what they want them to read. I recently received an infraction notice telling me they will delight in watching me "rot in hell". I think you will agree this is not christian at all. Find a true church, one that will show you love and understanding. Not a group that will do nothing but pull you to pieces and put you down. They do not recognise anyones disability and tell you that you are not accepted by God if you are in anyway different. So Josh, think you have come to the wrong place if you want friendship and love, but cause your not going to find it here. Wish you God's richest blessing over this Christmastime.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: My Introduction

Given1, let me tell you something, boy. Where I'm from, you don't go around threatening to call the police on somebody. That's the kind of thing that can make you real unpopular with the wrong kind of people. If you get my drift.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: My Introduction

I am sorry if I came off rude but I was simply stating you people are nutty to a non believer like me because saying Down Syndrome is a lifestyle choice and racist things like supporting slavery and segregation. You people are not the sharp tools in the shed let's face it. But maybe neither am I

Which is more sharp, following God's Word and receiving eternal life, or going against God and being damned for eternity?

[GivenToSin]

Re: My Introduction

Please forgive me if I doubt your sincerity.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I am sorry if I came off rude but I was simply stating you people are nutty to a non believer like me because saying Down Syndrome is a lifestyle choice and racist things like supporting slavery and segregation. You people are not the sharp tools in the shed let's face it. But maybe neither am I

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My Introduction

I came here to broaden my horizons so I am hoping we can share views and experiences and gain a little from each other in good debate ok ?

Awesome!

there are so many of you nutty backwoods types in power already.

Please forgive me if I doubt your sincerity.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My Introduction

My name is Josh...

I have to admit to being taken aback by your hostility, Josh. Do you feel your fragile ego was not coddled enough at your Sunday School? Are you angry because you were not given free reign to badger and harass the decent followers of Christ who were only trying to show the power of Love to someone, anyone, who cares?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: My Introduction

Hello and welcome to God's friendly forum!

You are committing some grievous sins my friend. You say you worship Satan (let's be real, atheists hate God and worship Satan), fornicate with both men and women, put your faith in science over God, and helped vote a baboon into the White House.

My oh my, haven't you been the busy little bee, spitting in the face of Baby Jesus.

Why would you choose to go to hell, friend?

Revelation 21:8 (1611 King James Bible)

But the fearefull, and vnbeleeuing, and the abominable, and murderers, and whore mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all lyars, shall haue their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Do you think you are being wise in this choice?