[Didymus Much]

Re: My very own train wreck (still in progress)

I tell you what I will see you all in court

"But, your Honour, they made me sniffle and sob in the third degree!! BoooohoooWAaaaaahhhh."

[James Hutchins]

Re: My introduction.

James I really wanted to join the church but after I said that I was bombarded with all sorts of bs now I see this isn't a real church

Krut, we really want you to join us. You are a people person. So are we. I know you will fit in.
Think about what God has to say:
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
(Notice in particular 6:5 where Paul urges us to Judge fellow "brethren" rather than leaving it up to civil authorities.)

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

Before you pass judgment on us, consider what Our Lord has to say about it:
1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

[curtisgrice]

Re: My introduction.

So Jesus removed the Old Testament and replaced it with the Book of mormons, did he?

No the new testament

[Jim Farmer]

Re: My introduction.

Ywhen Jesus came he removed the old testament and we are to only follow the new the old is a guideline get over you're selfs and get right with God before its to late

So Jesus removed the Old Testament and replaced it with the Book of Morons, did he?

[Basilissa]

Re: My introduction.

17 is illegal must be 18 or up and you call me a pedophile really you hypocrite

In which state is it illegal to marry before 18 years old, sweetie? (Hint: in Iowa, 16 year old teens can marry with the consent of their parents)

Belittling cyber bullying

Please cite a law under which our actions would be illegal.

and bearing false witness

Whom are you accusing of bearing false witness, sweetie?

You don't know me very well to judge me

Oh sweetie, based on what you say here and your Fakebook posts, we know you well enough.

yet you continue to do so I am the wrong one its best you sit down before you hurt your self

What? Is this a (thinly) veiled threat, sweetie? (Now, that we could take to court, I suppose. You know that our admins have your IP address, right?)

this is not a church it's a joke

Following God's Word is a joke for you?

I know church and Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior is always with me

Then why don't you read the Bible, dear, and follow it?

they don't care about proper English

Are you one of these pentecostal folks? (They surely don't care about proper English, they just babble some gibberish)

it's come as you are not come as the church dictates

What does that have to do with anything?

I'm a true follower of God and Christ

No, you aren't, because you don't know the Word of God and therefore you don't obey the Word of God.

awaits you, heathen!

and you people are demented

And the evidence for this claim is...?

if you think this is the truth when Jesus came he removed the old testament and we are to only follow the new

Seriously?

So why the heck did He say this:

Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

the old is a guideline

Riiight....

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

get over you're selfs and get right with God before its to late

No offense, but I prefer to listen to God rather than you, dear.

Today is my birthday I'm not in a good mood

Oh, did your Mommy forget to give you a present? Poor baby!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: My introduction.

I tell you what I will see you all in court

We tremble before the looming horror of your threat. Do you like pancakes?

[curtisgrice]

Re: My introduction.

You seem to be a bit upset. Do yourself and all of us a favour and cool your temper with a nice bowl of soup:

Take half a liter of clear boullion, heat it to boiling point and toss in some rice pasta. While stirring, add an egg white. Garnish with a bit of basil. Sit down and enjoy.

Today is my birthday I'm not in a good mood

[Alvin Moss]

Re: My introduction.

You don't know me very well to judge me yet you continue to do so I am the wrong one its best you sit down before you hurt your self this is not a church it's a joke I know church and Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior is always with me they don't care about proper English it's come as you are not come as the church dictates I'm a true follower of God and Christ and you people are demented if you think this is the truth when Jesus came he removed the old testament and we are to only follow the new the old is a guideline get over you're selfs and get right with God before its to late

This drivel is very difficult to read. You must be retarded.

[Roland]

Re: My introduction.

You don't know me very well to judge me yet you continue to do so I am the wrong one its best you sit down before you hurt your self this is not a church it's a joke I know church and Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior is always with me they don't care about proper English it's come as you are not come as the church dictates I'm a true follower of God and Christ and you people are demented if you think this is the truth when Jesus came he removed the old testament and we are to only follow the new the old is a guideline get over you're selfs and get right with God before its to late

You seem to be a bit upset. Do yourself and all of us a favour and cool your temper with a nice bowl of soup:

Take half a liter of clear boullion, heat it to boiling point and toss in some rice pasta. While stirring, add an egg white. Garnish with a bit of basil. Sit down and enjoy.

[curtisgrice]

Re: My introduction.

Friend, we will not persue those against you. As Christians, we expect, neigh, welcome your unwarranted harassment. We throw open our doors and look forward to your tossing of your monkey poo at us. It is simply what you people do and it is expected. Rest easy.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

James I really wanted to join the church but after I said that I was bombarded with all sorts of bs now I see this isn't a real church

[curtisgrice]

Re: My introduction.

You don't know me very well to judge me yet you continue to do so I am the wrong one its best you sit down before you hurt your self this is not a church it's a joke I know church and Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior is always with me they don't care about proper English it's come as you are not come as the church dictates I'm a true follower of God and Christ and you people are demented if you think this is the truth when Jesus came he removed the old testament and we are to only follow the new the old is a guideline get over you're selfs and get right with God before its to late

[James Hutchins]

Re: My introduction.

Belittling cyber bullying and bearing false witness

Friend, we will not persue those against you. As Christians, we expect, neigh, welcome your unwarranted harassment. We throw open our doors and look forward to your tossing of your monkey poo at us. It is simply what you people do and it is expected. Rest easy.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

[Roland]

Re: My introduction.

Belittling cyber bullying and bearing false witness

You must live in Sweden if you think those charges have any chance making it into court.

[curtisgrice]

Re: My introduction.

What are the charges?

Belittling cyber bullying and bearing false witness

[James Hutchins]

Re: My introduction.

No that's mine I made it for when I was a dj and no I'm taking Landover to court

No, Landovers crack team of joo lawyers will not handle your defense. They only work for Christians.
You are going to be able to spin your way out of this I am afraid.