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Re: God is a Myth
Glory to God! Yet another sinner has come, seeking respite and deliverance from sin. My dear child, it matters not that you do not believe in our omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient Creator. You see: HE BELIEVES IN YOU. Hallelujah!
Our pastors will not waste your time, friend! They are ordained by our amazing, awesome, and holy God to preach His Word, evangelizing the world until Jesus comes with a huge SPLAT on the Mount of Olives to end the terrible war of Armageddon! This divine command is one that all pastoral staff at LBC take very seriously. Before they rise in the morning, they pray to GOD that souls will be saved as a direct result of their actions. And nowhere will you find more knowledgeable Bible scholars! PRAISE THE LORD!
Do not spend another day in sin, friend! You must come unto Him, sup with Him, walk with Him, and let Him enter you and fill you with the milk of His lovingkindness! JESUS ADORES YOU, INDEED HE DOES! It's like the old hymn: "I was traveling a road that led to riches; All I cared about was money, wealth, and fame. Then I heard a preacher talking about JESUS, and the salvation that was waiting in His Name. So I visited a church one Sunday morning, where I learned that Christ had died to save my soul. When the preacher gave an invite to the altar, I was touched and saved and made completely whole." You can have that same whole feeling, friend, for JESUS longs to fill the void where only sin and darkness have been for most of your life. Allow Him to put His Hand all over you; let Him touch the deepest part of your being and unload the SPIRIT OF GOD with a WHOOSH of power. The doubts you now claim will be ERASED, Hallelujah, Glory, Amen, JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS GLORY GLORY GLORY GLORY, PRAISE HIS NAME, THANK YOU JESUS, THANK YOU JESUS, THANK YOU JESUS, THANK YOU JESUS!
There is no friend like Him! There is none other like my LORD! GLORY!
Be sure to tithe, too.
NRL
Originally posted by EuroTrashAthiest
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Our pastors will not waste your time, friend! They are ordained by our amazing, awesome, and holy God to preach His Word, evangelizing the world until Jesus comes with a huge SPLAT on the Mount of Olives to end the terrible war of Armageddon! This divine command is one that all pastoral staff at LBC take very seriously. Before they rise in the morning, they pray to GOD that souls will be saved as a direct result of their actions. And nowhere will you find more knowledgeable Bible scholars! PRAISE THE LORD!
Do not spend another day in sin, friend! You must come unto Him, sup with Him, walk with Him, and let Him enter you and fill you with the milk of His lovingkindness! JESUS ADORES YOU, INDEED HE DOES! It's like the old hymn: "I was traveling a road that led to riches; All I cared about was money, wealth, and fame. Then I heard a preacher talking about JESUS, and the salvation that was waiting in His Name. So I visited a church one Sunday morning, where I learned that Christ had died to save my soul. When the preacher gave an invite to the altar, I was touched and saved and made completely whole." You can have that same whole feeling, friend, for JESUS longs to fill the void where only sin and darkness have been for most of your life. Allow Him to put His Hand all over you; let Him touch the deepest part of your being and unload the SPIRIT OF GOD with a WHOOSH of power. The doubts you now claim will be ERASED, Hallelujah, Glory, Amen, JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS GLORY GLORY GLORY GLORY, PRAISE HIS NAME, THANK YOU JESUS, THANK YOU JESUS, THANK YOU JESUS, THANK YOU JESUS!
There is no friend like Him! There is none other like my LORD! GLORY!
Be sure to tithe, too.
NRL
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