Is there a Cliff Notes version of The Bible?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Is there a Cliff Notes version of The Bible?

PS: And I would, of course, tithe appropriately. (Or I should say, in my best interpretation thereof...as only He can judge what is Appropriate, and No.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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By withholding my picture from Public Gaze, perhaps the Lord is telling me I'm still to be seen only by my Dear Daryl's eyes?

On the other hand, should my picture magically appear with my posts, it could be a sign that this is the true place for me, Praised Be.

It may be that Jesus wants you to offer your testimony here to inspire others. What church do you attend? How did you find Jesus? What disgusting perverted sins have you wallowed in?

And so on.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Is there a Cliff Notes version of The Bible?

By withholding my picture from Public Gaze, perhaps the Lord is telling me I'm still to be seen only by my Dear Daryl's eyes?

On the other hand, should my picture magically appear with my posts, it could be a sign that this is the true place for me, Praised Be.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is there a Cliff Notes version of The Bible?

That is a wonderful suggestion! Praise YOU, my fine friend! I shall scamper right over to that thread and spend the weekend under its loving guidance.

I do not mean to commit the sin of Vanity...but I wonder why my picture does not appear with my posts? It was hard enough to upload it, the Good Lord knows. But where did it go? I wonder if I am to check some special box over on my profile page? If only my Good Daryl were here to help me with these things!

Perhaps Jesus is feeling robbed. Have you Tithed appropriately? That's what the Paypal button is for at the bottom of the page.

It could help, is all I'm saying.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Is there a Cliff Notes version of The Bible?

That is a wonderful suggestion! Praise YOU, my fine friend! I shall scamper right over to that thread and spend the weekend under its loving guidance.

I do not mean to commit the sin of Vanity...but I wonder why my picture does not appear with my posts? It was hard enough to upload it, the Good Lord knows. But where did it go? I wonder if I am to check some special box over on my profile page? If only my Good Daryl were here to help me with these things!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is there a Cliff Notes version of The Bible?

I ask this because my husband was recently called back to the Lord, and I'm now having to forge my way through this dark forest called Life, alone. I used to rely on Daryl to quote Chapter and Verse when need be, but now I see I shall have to become more familiar with the Book myself. I of course pray the Good Lord will return My Daryl to me, but fear He will not.

So my question is: Do I have to read that whole big book on my own, right away? I want to start siting now! Is there a Cliff Notes version, or "Best Of"?

Better yet, you can read Brother V's Bible in a Year thread, complete with compelling narrative and insightful commentary.

Please tell us about yourself. How much did your late husband leave you with?

[Mistress Cookie]

I ask this because my husband was recently called back to the Lord, and I'm now having to forge my way through this dark forest called Life, alone. I used to rely on Daryl to quote Chapter and Verse when need be, but now I see I shall have to become more familiar with the Book myself. I of course pray the Good Lord will return My Daryl to me, but fear He will not.

So my question is: Do I have to read that whole big book on my own, right away? I want to start siting now! Is there a Cliff Notes version, or "Best Of"?