This is Harry

[Fuzzy Nads (Quarantined)]

Greetings vile Baptists, my name is Harry and although I share your disgust for the Mormons, I feel that you have also followed the wrong path. I urge you to reconsider your beliefs and join us Roman Catholics as we push on towards world domination.

Did you know that the Pope thinks you're all a bunch of weirdos? Yes, where is your fancy hat? You don't have one, do you? Despite our differences, I post this message as an ally. One day, when I become Prime Minister of Canada, I will outlaw the beliefs you Baptists preach. Yes, that day is coming and when it does, fear not, I will ensure that your Church is not molested in any way. You will just need to adjust your views.

Your Friend,

Harry

[Brother Temperance]

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Greetings vile Baptists, my name is Harry and although I share your disgust for the Mormons, I feel that you have also followed the wrong path. I urge you to reconsider your beliefs and join us Roman Catholics as we push on towards world domination.

Did you know that the Pope thinks you're all a bunch of weirdos?

Did you know that God thinks you're all a bunch of hellbound idolators?

[Fuzzy Nads (Quarantined)]

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Did you know that God thinks you're all a bunch of hellbound idolators?

How dare you post such blasphemy on the Internet? Repent!

P.S. While you guys have brothers, we have fathers. The chain of command dictates that you shall obey us, brutha.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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One day, when I become Prime Minister of Soviet Canuckistan, I will . . .

Be glad your name came up in the lottery, and it's finally your turn?

Buy yourself some new snowshoes?

Practice faux cannibalism whilst driving a snowmobile to work?

Wipe the drool off your mongoloid face?

Mandate sodomite "marriage" and outlaw Godly heterosexuality?

So many choices. Whatever will you do first?

Oh, you're going to outlaw Landover Baptist Church. Which exists in the United States, not Canuckistan.

What are you going to do, send the "Royal Mount-me's" to sexually assault Landover's Pastors and attempt to give them the AIDS?

[Deaner]

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Did you know that the Pope thinks you're all a bunch of weirdos? Yes, where is your fancy hat?

The pope thinks we're weird?? He's a cross-dressing, paedophile, wop shill who wears a fish-hat. Where does he get off calling us weird? What's up with this outfit; he looks like a geezer Madonna...

[Fuzzy Nads (Quarantined)]

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Mr. Rodimer, I take offense to being called a Mongolian. Someone named Scooter once called me a Mongoloid moron and I did not like that... and now I don't like you.

Deaner, clearly you have no fashion sense. The Pope is cool and his look has been "in" for several decades. This is not a fad, it's the real deal. Please note that any insult directed at the Pope is an insult directed at God. He will not be pleased when He hears about this!

[Deaner]

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Please note that any insult directed at the Pope is an insult directed at God. He will not be pleased when He hears about this!

Do you have to kneel down and kiss his ring before you're allowed to speak? I'll stick his ring up his ass. You, the pope and your dago masters are all gonna rot in hell along with those papist sluts in the convents.

[Fuzzy Nads (Quarantined)]

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Do you have to kneel down and kiss his ring before you're allowed to speak? I'll stick his ring up his ass. You, the pope and your dago masters are all gonna rot in hell along with those papist sluts in the convents.

You got some nerve Beaner. I'm tempted to post exclamation points at the end of all my sentences as a form of protest to what you have written, but I'm a gentleman so I won't resort to bad behaviour.

[Brother Temperance]

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P.S. While you guys have brothers, we have fathers. The chain of command dictates that you shall obey us, brutha.

We obey only God. You obey a doddering half-dead Nazi paedophile in fancy dress.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Mr.Rev. Rodimer, I take offense to being called a Mongolian. Someone named Scooter once called me a Mongoloid mormon and I did not like that... and now I don't like you.

Oh, I see we've had a misunderstanding. How unfortunate, let me clear it up for you. I didn't call you Mongolian. I would never do such a thing, as it would be racist and unspeakably rude.

I called you mongoloid; that is, a retarded.

I hope you feel better now, and that we can be pals in Christ Jesus, just as soon as you give up your Mary-worshipping, ring-kissing, cannibalistic, pedophilic, idolator ways.

[Don the Baptist]

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How dare you post such blasphemy on the Internet? Repent!

P.S. While you guys have brothers, we have fathers. The chain of command dictates that you shall obey us, brutha.

You call your priests daddy father because they bang you all as altar boys...