Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

[Bible Student]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

Brother, I don't "temporarily forget" anything. My mind is as sharp as Ally Sheedy's chin. The pictures I provided are supposed to predate your picture. Rudolph had yet to be accepted and asked to lead Santa's sleigh. Rudolph is still quite young; ergo, no antlers.

I think Satan is being more mischievous than ever. Here is a picture from when we first heard about Rudolph from Gene Audrey.

Clearly, Rudolph is already leading Santa's sleigh. You can see the son of Satan dressed in red in the back.

And here he is posing with the new iPhone camera.

Here is the modern ad where it can be found.

http://www.appolicious.com/shine/articles/4427-rudolph-camera-iphone-app-makes-your-nose-glow

Sorry to have questioned Ally Sheedy's chin, but I still think something very queer is going on here.

[SUV]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

Who was it that said, "Better dead than red"? I think it was Pat Boone.

...and visa-versa for Old Scratch

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

And to make matters even worse, we all know what "red nose" equates to:

I suspect there may be a communiss! in Santa's woodpile as well

Who was it that said, "Better dead than red"? I think it was Pat Boone.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

Brother Hatchet,

Things are far worse than you first expected. Look at this picture below. It is a picture Rudolph's earlier years.


Now look at the more recent picture you provided. Did you notice that Rudolph use to have antlers on Christmas Eve?

I'm sure you know this being a True Christian™ hunter and temporarily forgot because of your righteous indignation, but male reindeer shed their antlers during December and January. http://www.chacha.com/question/do-ma...lers-in-winter

But the earlier picture clearly shows Rudolph with antlers while they are gone in recent pictures and the movie you noted. So what does this mean? Obviously Rudolph has had a sex change operation. Chastity has become Chad.

The inherent sinfulness is compounded.

Brother, I don't "temporarily forget" anything. My mind is as sharp as Ally Sheedy's chin. The pictures I provided are supposed to predate your picture. Rudolph had yet to be accepted and asked to lead Santa's sleigh. Rudolph is still quite young; ergo, no antlers.

[Bible Student]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a long-running television special produced by Rankin/Bass that employs stop motion animation. It is also a gay recruitment video. Rent and Caligula have fewer homosexuals than Rudolph.



The title character, whose "nose" makes him different, meets a pretty doe. Any normal reindeer would marry her and raise fawns in a decent, Christian household after six to twelve months of platonic courtship. Rudolph, on the other hand, runs off with Hermey the Gay Elf, who wants to be a "dentist." If you can stomach it, watch how Hermey sings and prances about. Clearly he's interested in a different orifice than the mouth.

Rudolph and Hermey meet up with Yukon Cornelius, a "prospector." Throughout the show he throws his pickax into the snow, picks it up, and proceeds to obscenely sniff and lick it. I've never seen a more blatant reference to pecker-gobbling in my entire life. If you choose to watch the video below, make certain no children are in the room. About 22 seconds in it becomes positively pornographic.

The three gay protagonists must avoid being destroyed by the Abominable Snow Monster, who represents the "intolerant" religious right. They go to the Island of Misfit Toys, a safe haven for queers. They end up defeating the Snow Monster and gaining acceptance back home. The Snow Monster even has a change of heart and becomes friends with them.



To make matters worse, the program is narrated by a dandy snowman. He sashays around in the snow holding a closed umbrella, a phallic symbol if I've ever seen one. He also has beady, perverted eyes that make the viewer's skin crawl.



Of course, musical numbers abound, but not ONCE is baby Jesus mentioned. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer first aired in 1964. Since then there has been a gay explosion in our beloved nation. Coincidence? I think it's safe to say that gay pride parades, disco, rollerblading, environmental consciousness, and Jazzercise can all be traced back to this despicable show.

Brother Hatchet,

Things are far worse than you first expected. Look at this picture below. It is a picture Rudolph's earlier years.


Now look at the more recent picture you provided. Did you notice that Rudolph use to have antlers on Christmas Eve?

I'm sure you know this being a True Christian(tm) hunter and temporarily forgot because of your righteous indignation, but male reindeer shed their antlers during December and January. http://www.chacha.com/question/do-ma...lers-in-winter

But the earlier picture clearly shows Rudolph with antlers while they are gone in recent pictures and the movie you noted. So what does this mean? Obviously Rudolph has had a sex change operation. Chastity has become Chad.

The inherent sinfulness is compounded.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

Well, I'm not disagreeing with what's said, but for curiosity's sake, why does the way other people act affect you?

When queers have sodomistic fornication, they make a mockery of the conventional heterosexual act of reproduction. When a queer ejaculates inside another man's anus, how is that different from ejaculating directly into the open eye of the Baby Jesus? This subject makes me sick to my stomach. Please excuse me for a moment.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

Well, I'm not disagreeing with what's said, but for curiosity's sake, why does the way other people act affect you?

God hates gays. The reckless and immoral homosexual lifestyle undermines Christian values and tarnishes society. Given sufficient time, it is wholly capable of destroying civilization. The influence of gays must be stopped at every level for the sake of our children and the future of our great nation. Plus it's just fun to pick on them.

[Iamacat]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

Well, I'm not disagreeing with what's said, but for curiosity's sake, why does the way other people act affect you?

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda



Clarice: The North Pole's biggest fag hag.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

Seriously, I think we should organize a boycott of stores that play that song.

It's too late for this year, but maybe next.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

And to make matters even worse, we all know what "red nose" equates to:

Indeed. Rudolph is the W.C. Fields of reindeer, only with much less wit and a lot more sodomy.

[SUV]

Re: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Gay Propaganda

And to make matters even worse, we all know what "red nose" equates to:

I suspect there may be a communiss! in Santa's woodpile as well

[Old Man Hatchet]

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a long-running television special produced by Rankin/Bass that employs stop motion animation. It is also a gay recruitment video. Rent and Caligula have fewer homosexuals than Rudolph.



The title character, whose "nose" makes him different, meets a pretty doe. Any normal reindeer would marry her and raise fawns in a decent, Christian household after six to twelve months of platonic courtship. Rudolph, on the other hand, runs off with Hermey the Gay Elf, who wants to be a "dentist." If you can stomach it, watch how Hermey sings and prances about. Clearly he's interested in a different orifice than the mouth.

Rudolph and Hermey meet up with Yukon Cornelius, a "prospector." Throughout the show he throws his pickax into the snow, picks it up, and proceeds to obscenely sniff and lick it. I've never seen a more blatant reference to pecker-gobbling in my entire life. If you choose to watch the video below, make certain no children are in the room. It is positively pornographic.

The three gay protagonists must avoid being destroyed by the Abominable Snow Monster, who represents the "intolerant" religious right. They go to the Island of Misfit Toys, a safe haven for queers.



They end up defeating the Snow Monster and gaining acceptance back home. The Snow Monster even has a change of heart and becomes friends with them. To make matters worse, the program is narrated by a dandy snowman. He sashays around in the snow holding a closed umbrella, a phallic symbol if I've ever seen one. He also has beady, perverted eyes that make the viewer's skin crawl.



Of course, musical numbers abound, but not ONCE is baby Jesus mentioned. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer first aired in 1964. Since then there has been a gay explosion in our beloved nation. Coincidence? I think it's safe to say that gay pride parades, disco, rollerblading, environmental consciousness, and Jazzercise can all be traced back to this despicable show.