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  • #1

    Girls! Don't Forget Your Place!!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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  • #2
    Re: Girls! Don't Forget Your Place!!

    Indeed Pastor & if I may venture forth a little contribution to the further education of the Ladies. The should also know their Limits



    YIC
    Prov.21 [16] The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding shall remain in the congregation of the dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Girls! Don't Forget Your Place!!

      It's a good job that there are kindly Menfolk around here to remind us LOL's our place in the scheme of things.

      How were my Cupcakes this week Pastor Ezekiel?

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • #4
        Re: Girls! Don't Forget Your Place!!

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        How were my Cupcakes this week Pastor Ezekiel?
        I'm glad I don't have to answer that question. On one hand, I've heard that they're meant to be excellent, but on the other, having to pay a woman a compliment would really stick in my manly craw.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Girls! Don't Forget Your Place!!

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          I'm glad I don't have to answer that question. On one hand, I've heard that they're meant to be excellent, but on the other, having to pay a woman a compliment would really stick in my manly craw.
          Oh dear, I guess I'll have to make the Sponge a little more moist next time.

          Apologies, I hadn't realized Pastor Ezekiel had offered them to you too.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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          • #6
            Re: Girls! Don't Forget Your Place!!

            Pastor complained that mine were too spongy! What are we girls to do?

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            • #7
              Re: Girls! Don't Forget Your Place!!

              I find taste-testing it yourself works perfectly. If you do it too dry, add water.Too spongy, get your husband to..beat some sens einto you, and re-make it.

              Repeat until you get it right.
              Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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              • #8
                Re: Girls! Don't Forget Your Place!!

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                I'm glad I don't have to answer that question. On one hand, I've heard that they're meant to be excellent, but on the other, having to pay a woman a compliment would really stick in my manly craw.
                I am remaining silent and aloof in my own masculine way.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Girls! Don't Forget Your Place!!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  I am remaining silent and aloof in my own masculine way.
                  Which means he likes mine the best.

                  Of course
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                  • #10
                    Re: Girls! Don't Forget Your Place!!

                    It makes me wonder why the Lord created them in the first place.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Girls! Don't Forget Your Place!!

                      For many reasons.

                      You'll learn them one day.

                      (Maybe)
                      Repent, or be tortured in nasty ways with sharp, pointy things!

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