[James Hutchins]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

You do not buy a used wedding dress anymore than you buy a used wife.

[Redeemed Papist]

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My boyfriend proposed me yesterday so I'm getting married in July and sooooo excited! I don't care if the dress would be old or new, I'm just happy we've finally made it!

I hope your father approved of this match and is ready with the bedsheets on your wedding night, young lady. You sound like you may be a bit too familiar with your boyfriend already.

[Leanne81]

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My boyfriend proposed me yesterday so I'm getting married in July and sooooo excited! I don't care if the dress would be old or new, I'm just happy we've finally made it!

[Choir Girl]

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Not to worry Sister,

Most women cannot recall when and where they contracted STDs any easier than they can remember where they left the car keys or their cell phone. Don't get excited and please watch the profanity.

I would remind you of this precious Scripture:



In Christ.

Why Brother Harold, thank you for the verse, seems I only read it this morning. And you’re right of course about our forgetfulness {blush} my neighbor has a dreadful memory! She takes loads of pharmaceuticals has lots of medical bills that she says are hers because of her husband. But I am skeptical… He after all is her provider!

[Brother Harold Porter]

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May I inquire where you purchased such a dress? And does the price tag guarantee you are the first and only owner? I must be certain there is no hoe-cuss-po-cuss hidden in the vale that might blind me. I hope to be in the market one day for such a dress and shudder to THINK of my [pure] cotton wedding dress having touched “those people’s” skin, ewww! How would I explain contracting AIDS or HERPIES or any STD from THEM? A prospective gentleman would think I’m nucking futs!

Not to worry Sister,

Most women cannot recall when and where they contracted STDs any easier than they can remember where they left the car keys or their cell phone. Don't get excited and please watch the profanity.

I would remind you of this precious Scripture:

"And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." I Corinthians 14:35 - KJV

In Christ.

[Choir Girl]

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Having just purchased one for Phebe add 1 zero and we don't do Walmart.

May I inquire where you purchased such a dress? And does the price tag guarantee you are the first and only owner? I must be certain there is no hoe-cuss-po-cuss hidden in the vale that might blind me. I hope to be in the market one day for such a dress and shudder to THINK of my [pure] cotton wedding dress having touched “those people’s” skin, ewww! How would I explain contracting AIDS or HERPIES or any STD from THEM? A prospective gentleman would think I’m nucking futs!

[Jo Freddie]

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Very hard to say. Was she ever violated visited by Jo Freddie?

As the has now left the building we can't find out who its mother was.

[HTannor]

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Would it be okay to wear my mother's wedding dress? So would my mother's wedding dress be safe from posession?

Very hard to say. Was she ever violated visited by Jo Freddie?

[handmaiden]

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I hope you can overcome your disease of overly-christianitus

One cannot be "overly" Christian. One either loves and worships Jesus and obeys the Bible as God's Word, or one does not.

There are many flavors of false Christianity.

There is the cotton-candy Christian lite-- often referred to here as fuzzy bunny Christians because their, kindly, "with it" Jesus loves everyone and everything and requires nothing of His followers.

There is the wine-gone-to-vinegar brand of Christian who talks about being a by-the-book-Bible-believer, but always manages to wiggle out of one or another of God's commands and then suggests that we're the bad guys for pointing this out.

There is the corn-starch communion wafer Christian who's religion has lost all its salt and is swallowing empty lies from a church of no spiritual substance-- some call them Catholics.

None of these sorts have faced up to the truth about God, Jesus and the Bible. We don't consider them True Believers at all. God certainly isn't impressed with their man-made efforts.

Oh, and to get back on track. A wedding dress is the raiment in which a bride greets her husband, even as the Church greets Christ. What shabby excuse for a woman would wear a borrowed gown on the glorious day in which she greets her lord?

Definitively Yours,

Handmaiden

[isupportgaysweatyppl]

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Sapient, I wish to save your soul. Perhaps we could help each other. You need help to overcome being gay, I need a husband in Christ. As long as you don't mind my size it should be a marriage blessed by Jesus and save us both.

You realize I admitted to not actually being gay right? I was trolling, as for your proposal, I am already happily engaged to a wonderful, non-christian woman. You seem like a decent person under your brainwashed words, I hope you ponder long and hard about who you truly are, and what you want to believe, about your morals, values, anything worth pondering, you need to do it.

I hope you can overcome your disease of overly-christianitus

[SallyMae]

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Ahhhh, another example of your stupidity. It's funny how insanely idiotic and brainwashed you are, trolling you guys shouldn't be that hard, as you don't think very clearly. You believe everything your fellow brainwashed idiots say, I can hardly even take any of you seriously, you're so ridiculous.

Sapient, I wish to save your soul. Perhaps we could help each other. You need help to overcome being gay, I need a husband in Christ. As long as you don't mind my size it should be a marriage blessed by Jesus and save us both.

[isupportgaysweatyppl]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

Ahhhh, another example of your stupidity. It's funny how insanely idiotic and brainwashed you are, trolling you guys shouldn't be that hard, as you don't think very clearly. You believe everything your fellow brainwashed idiots say, I can hardly even take any of you seriously, you're so ridiculous.

[SallyMae]

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Would it be okay to wear my mother's wedding dress? She was a small woman where I am much more blessed in the hips department. It would have to be let out an panels added.

I haven't met my future husband yet but am dieting. Still thinking of the future though. So would my mother's wedding dress be safe from posession?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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That is what I was trying to get Monsignor Tannor

Do you mean "Monsieur"?

I assure you, Mr. Tannor is not a Monsignor. There are no Cathoholics at Landover.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses

Show me an act of violent extremism perpetrated by a Pastafarian.

nuff said!