[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Amen sister R!! And as for those so-called "straight" people who debase themselves by indulging in the perverted acts of queers, God hates them TOO!

Preach it, Pastor! How can God stand those things, when He hates even otherwise normal marital relations when performed during that time of the month?

Lev. 18:19, 29: Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness. * * * For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit [them] shall be cut off from among their people.

Lev. 20:18: And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

If you read the entire chapters, you'll see that such activity is lumped in with faggotry. God is very strict about what even married people are allowed to do with their tallywhackers and baby chutes, and if you disobey His perfect law, you're no better than a P Street rump ranger.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And EXACTLY (we want DETAILS) is it that YOU know what OTHER couples do behind closed doors, Missy??
Do you sit around with your other Hell-bound "friends" discussing those things while eating bon-bons and getting fat and nasty? Marriage is a SACRED bond, which is given by GOD'S good graces!! God would NEVER approve of two weiners knocking each other around or poking in places they do not belong. Taking it up the poop-chute is an ABOMINATION!!!! Seed is to be spilled in a cooter and NOWHERE ELSE!!! It is for procreation, not recreation!
You need your mouth washed out with soap, Missy!!
Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

Amen sister R!! And as for those so-called "straight" people who debase themselves by indulging in the perverted acts of queers, God hates them TOO!

Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Also, we are commanded to avoid degenerates of all kind. That's another reason why our Godly church boasts "Unsaved, Unwelcome" in huge letters above our front door! Praise Jesus!!

1Cor:9-11
I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

[Sister Rebecca]

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There are straight couples who enjoy anal intercourse.
And many same-sex couples prefer oral to anal intercourse.
Some straight couples prefer mutual oral to penis/vagina intercourse.

Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/tallywacker/cooter as their only method of intercourse?

And EXACTLY (we want DETAILS) is it that YOU know what OTHER couples do behind closed doors, Missy??
Do you sit around with your other Hell-bound "friends" discussing those things while eating bon-bons and getting fat and nasty? Marriage is a SACRED bond, which is given by GOD'S good graces!! God would NEVER approve of two weiners knocking each other around or poking in places they do not belong. Taking it up the poop-chute is an ABOMINATION!!!! Seed is to be spilled in a cooter and NOWHERE ELSE!!! It is for procreation, not recreation!
You need your mouth washed out with soap, Missy!!
Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

[JennyD]

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PS You might want to ask one of our male pastors some of the more gritty questions, but explain first why you are asking or you might get a spanking!

Mother Glynndie, you'd think that it being gritty would be one of the first clues to those sodomites that they were DOING IT WRONG!!

[Glendora Christianson]

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Mrs.Momma Glynndie, i agrees that Ms.Lumpy is a big fat perv!, but i were thinkings that maybee she got a purposes here, cuz whenever she yappity-yap about sinfull stuff she make it sound so borings, an who wanna do borings stuff? her posts be like reverse psychos, she say "this sin be ok" but then she open her innernet mouths an types the most borings descripshun ever, it could be the funnest sin in the hole wide worlds but she make it sound about as funs as a kitty worm up your butts, all itchy an finger kinda stinky


here be some of her monotones please forgives me for quotin it

who no what that sentince mean? no-one no, it will always remain a unholy mistery

Precious Petal, this is the sort of thing we are trying to protect you from. Here, the homers just started getting married in Sin Fransissyco and you have already added some very unsavory words to your vocabulary (that you'd be better off without).

Anyway, I am reminded of a little children's jump-rope rhyme that goes...
Ice Cream, Lemonade, around the corner Fudge is made. Jesus doesn't want folks to tamper with their fudge factory. But homers just can't seem to leave that Devil's Dungeon alone.

PS You might want to ask one of our male pastors some of the more gritty questions, but explain first why you are asking or you might get a spanking!

[Petal]

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Dear Lord! I made a mistake when I tagged you as a POSSIBLE PERVERT, you are a BONIFIDE PERVERT

Mrs.Momma Glynndie, i agrees that Ms.Lumpy is a big fat perv!, but i were thinkings that maybee she got a purposes here, cuz whenever she yappity-yap about sinfull stuff she make it sound so borings, an who wanna do borings stuff? her posts be like reverse psychos, she say "this sin be ok" but then she open her innernet mouths an types the most borings descripshun ever, it could be the funnest sin in the hole wide worlds but she make it sound about as funs as a kitty worm up your butts, all itchy an finger kinda stinky


here be some of her monotones please forgives me for quotin it

Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/tallywacker/cooter as their only method of intercourse?

who no what that sentince mean? no-one no, it will always remain a unholy mistery

[Glendora Christianson]

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There are straight couples who enjoy anal intercourse.
And many same-sex couples prefer oral to anal intercourse.
Some straight couples prefer mutual oral to penis/vagina intercourse.

Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/tallywacker/cooter as their only method of intercourse?

This post has been tagged as a PERV ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Lord! I made a mistake when I tagged you as a POSSIBLE PERVERT, you are a BONIFIDE PERVERT and Jesus will never, never forgive you for the language you have subjected the ladies of Landover to! As soon as I change your title, I will assign 666 warning points to your account. DISGUSTED GLENDORA.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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If a forcing a woman to live the rest of her life with the man who violated her is sacred to your god, but a loving relationship between adults is vile simply because they have similar anatomy, then your god is not worthy of worship.

Lumpy, as usual, you have completely missed the point of the rules that God has laid down for us:

Forcing a rapist to marry his victim is a demonstration of God's wisdom and mercy. Would you rather have her marry somebody else, only to be stoned to death after her marriage for not being a virgin?

If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her... and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid... Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die... Deuteronomy 22:13-24

Besides, the woman's father has to be compensated for the damage inflicted on his property, doesn't he?

God doesn't hate homosexuals because they have sex with those who have similar anatomy. God hates them because they are sinners, and God made them homosexuals as punishment for their sins:

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. Romans 1:26-27

[Bobby-Joe]

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There are straight couples who enjoy anal intercourse.
And many same-sex couples prefer oral to anal intercourse.
Some straight couples prefer mutual oral to penis/vagina intercourse.

Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/penis/vagina as their only method of intercourse?

You disgusting pervert. How day your bring this filth into this forum.

[Converter]

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Anybody think it's time to get rid of the "possible" in Lumpy's member title?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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There are straight couples who enjoy anal intercourse.
And many same-sex couples prefer oral to anal intercourse.
Some straight couples prefer mutual oral to penis/vagina intercourse.

Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/penis/vagina as their only method of intercourse?

In Godly red states like Virginia, you could be charged with a felony for doing any of those things until unelected liberal activist judges legislated from the bench and forced us normal people to accept such things.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Exactly - consenting! Obviously, no-one in their right mind would ever consent to being sodomised, and so anyone who would is clearly mentally incapacitated, and thus unable to give consent.

There are straight couples who enjoy anal intercourse.
And many same-sex couples prefer oral to anal intercourse.
Some straight couples prefer mutual oral to penis/vagina intercourse.

Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/tallywacker/cooter as their only method of intercourse?

This post has been tagged as a PERV ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother Temperance]

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This reminds me of an idea I had . . . a combination mental hospital for homers and a doily factory! Remember I thought of it first!

It sounds good at first, but would anyone really want a doily that had the GRIDS all over it?

Your Lexus can't enter into a legal agreement. Marriage is for consenting adults.

Exactly - consenting! Obviously, no-one in their right mind would ever consent to being sodomised, and so anyone who would is clearly mentally incapacitated, and thus unable to give consent.

[Nobar King]

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I think he meant that he would pray for your soul, since it seems you have already decided your fate.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I'll be praying for you, Lumpy... You're going down a bad path with this...
Anyways, California is truly the Devil's State. I'm sad to say I live there...

Pray all you want - it won't change my mind.