[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hitting Women is Neccessary

No, we are not related. Incest is really sexy, but unfortunately illegal.

But I don't live in NJ or Ohio. So...

So you really are married to your brother?

[Miracle Hope]

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Not in New Jersey (if you're both over 18) or Ohio (no age restrictions, but parents are ).

But I don't live in NJ or Ohio. So...

[Didymus Much]

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Incest is really sexy, but unfortunately illegal.

Not in New Jersey (if you're both over 18) or Ohio (no age restrictions, but parents are ).

[Miracle Hope]

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Miracle Hope, I am wondering if you are related to your husband in any other ways besides marriage.

If he is a close relative, The Lord will not bless your union.

Also, there was a man named Tiny Tim who married a certain Miss Vicky on the Tonight Show, with Johnny Carson. He also did not believe in exploring the procreational necessities of the union, in defiance of God's laws. It turned out that he was a homosexual and he died.

I think you might want to do some reconsidering, but I am not certain exactly which parts of your chaotic life you should reconsider.

No, we are not related. Incest is really sexy, but unfortunately illegal.

[Alvin Moss]

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Miracle Hope, I am wondering if you are related to your husband in any other ways besides marriage.

If he is a close relative, The Lord will not bless your union.

Also, there was a man named Tiny Tim who married a certain Miss Vicky on the Tonight Show, with Johnny Carson. He also did not believe in exploring the procreational necessities of the union, in defiance of God's laws. It turned out that he was a homosexual and he died.

I think you might want to do some reconsidering, but I am not certain exactly which parts of your chaotic life you should reconsider.

[Miracle Hope]

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Well congratulations! I knew the whiskey would do the trick. I hope you conceive a strong little soldier for Christ. Remember, if you have a girl, you didn't pray hard enough!

He wasn't drunk. Neither of us drink for fear of being drunkards.

[Des]

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He didn't seem too repulsed last night.

Well congratulations! I knew the whiskey would do the trick. I hope you conceive a strong little soldier for Christ. Remember, if you have a girl, you didn't pray hard enough!

[Miracle Hope]

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No one said you have to, but you and your husband didn't make a commitment to the LORD. He's simply repulsed when he thinks about touching your naughty bits. Very different, dear.

He didn't seem too repulsed last night.

[Des]

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Maybe she doesn't feel fresh down there or is otherwise repelling him with a strong odor. I've heard they make something for that. Pine-Sol or Febreze or something. Admittedly, I'm not up to speed on those feminine things, so I would ask a plumber or carpet cleaner before running out and buying anything.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21479
Here's proof you don't have to have sex right away.

No one said you have to, but you and your husband didn't make a commitment to the LORD. He's simply repulsed when he thinks about touching your naughty bits. Very different, dear.

[Miracle Hope]

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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21479

Here's proof you don't have to have sex right away.

[Elmer G. White]

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I have no idea what she looks like, but most of you guys on this forum are uglier than homemade sin on the inside.

Dear Lolita,

A recurring theme here is to start criticizing the character of True Christians™ instead of trying to find actual logical and Scriptural arguments to oppose us. Basically, the True Christian™ position based on the KJV and written here does not depend on the outlook of us.

I would much rather spend precious time that is running out before RAPTURE in prayer for your SOUL. That is why I attach here one of my earlier posts with light modifications to encompass your personal situation and your specific argument.

It is excellent that you brought your argument here, as it exemplifies beutifully the ad hominem argument: instead of examining the actual text, its claims and conclusions, your argument concentrates only on character assassination. This is a very common form of human argumentation that is encountered in its most basic pattern on the school yard as follows:
Child 1 - I think I like maths. It's useful to be able to count.
Child 2 - You're ugly (here you have the direct ad hominem) and 'cause you're stupid math sucks.
Child 1 - No, you're ugly (this is the indirect ad hominen or tu quoque)! Your mother man was she UGLY!!!
Dear Ms. Lolita, in addition to being "an argument", this ad hominem is a fallacy. Fallacies are violations of discussion and they can create false beliefs. The argument is fallacious because our ugliness or beauty are ultimately irrelevant here. Judging an argument based on people's looks is discrimination. What matters is the content of the texts submitted here by True Christians™. Thus, to avoid ad hominem, one could concentrate on the message and not the messanger.
Galatians 4:16 - Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

Personally, I think you have the potential of being not at all ugly but gracious and BEAUTIFUL inside and outside with the radiant glory of glowing on your face. If that occurs, no deficiencies in bone steucture, scars nor scabs of leprosy can mask the dizzling beauty of a SAVED PERSON.

For that, I pray for you!

Psalms 48:2
Ecclesiastes 3:11
Isaiah 52:7
Romans 10:15
Ezekiel 16:12

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[LolitaInbred]

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I have no idea what she looks like, but most of you guys on this forum are uglier than homemade sin on the inside.

[Dudley Dawson]

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My boyfriend is such a breath of bloated fresh air

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I didn't want to spend money on a wedding so we just went to the courthouse.

Please don't waste Jesus' precious bandwidth with irrelevant and uninteresting trivia. Kindly start praising the Sweet Redeemer, or go find some other community that might find some interest in your silly fables.