[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Such depravity. It could only be worse if you would rape polar bears WITH Arctic penguins (and then put it on Youtube).

Only an atheist would think of Penguin-Poking Polar Bears as a recreational sport.

<shudder>

[Didymus Much]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

...I also used to hate Americans and rape polar bears and Arctic penguins before i got saved

Such depravity. It could only be worse if you would rape polar bears WITH Arctic penguins (and then put it on Youtube).

[Swedish eskimo]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

good to see someone who agrees with me, and isn't a self absorbed american

Why do you hate Americans? Are you racist or something?
I also used to hate Americans and rape polar bears and Arctic penguins before i got saved

[ManxAsTheHills]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Alright yessir's, just got back from bumming some sheep. juat wanted to let you guys know its good that you force your anger and hatred out on another country, christ you might try and invade us next? or suggest we have weapons of mass destruction? who know's? i think its good you 'yanks' are so narrow minded, give me something to chuckle about, that your all sat there reading this eating your large frys and 'big mac's', just wondering how you will all fit in heaven,?? i often ponder this and feel sorry for you all, worshiping your lives away only to pass through the gates to be turned away as there is no more room? heres a tip for you guy's STOP EATING AND START EXERCISING, bum love to all, peace out dudes xxx P.S God still loves ya xxx

good to see someone who agrees with me, and isn't a self absorbed american

[ManxAsTheHills]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Stop being so childish.

Your "home country" only gets used when the Top Gear heathens want to test cars above the speed limit (although Jesus clearly told us to obey secular laws...)

Even worse, I thought your "wad of mud" was part of the UK. Now please tell me how separation of "Church & State" works over there. Go on, show us how bright you are!

There was a reason why we kicked your sorry ass out of the Americas.

• Not just top gear, we have our own Tourist Trophy for motorbike racing, and a selection of special stages in the World Rally Championship
• Our "wad of mud" is not part of the UK, it's a part of Great Britain
• The Government it not influenced at all by the church, however it is open to it's suggestions and teachings
• And finally no part of the British isles was EVER owned by the americas, and if you recall american history, you will find that the pilgrims who came from ENGLAND colonised the "new land" now known as the americas

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Oh dear, it seems as though this thread needs someone who knows exactly what they are talking about, to save your... rather un-educated, crap filled minds from believing that god hates everything you do.

Where to start? Maybe some history of the isle of man.

<self-absorbed righteous crap deleted>

I distinctly remember one of our American missionaries traveling to your Godforsaken island some years back to try and teach a band of goat herders to play musical instruments so they could form the Isle of Man Symphony Orchestra. The last I remember they still sound like a typhoon whistling through a goat's anus. And whoever heard of Saint Ninian anyway – another figment of papist imagination, just like Mann culture.

[Perl E Gates]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Oh dear, it seems as though this thread needs someone who knows exactly what they are talking about, to save your... rather un-educated, crap filled minds from believing that god hates everything you do.

Where to start? Maybe some history of the isle of man.

The isle of man is largely self-sufficient, using the fertile soil to grow crops, and the local waters for fishing. But despite this, the island depends alot on tourism and england for importing various supplies (raw materials, fuels, etc.). The isle of man also has the longest continually running parliament, which is commonly and wrongly regarded as an accolade belonging to iceland.

No, that's the Isle of Wight.

[sheep lover]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Alright yessir's, just got back from bumming some sheep. juat wanted to let you guys know its good that you force your anger and hatred out on another country, christ you might try and invade us next? or suggest we have weapons of mass destruction? who know's? i think its good you 'yanks' are so narrow minded, give me something to chuckle about, that your all sat there reading this eating your large frys and 'big mac's', just wondering how you will all fit in heaven,?? i often ponder this and feel sorry for you all, worshiping your lives away only to pass through the gates to be turned away as there is no more room? heres a tip for you guy's STOP EATING AND START EXERCISING, bum love to all, peace out dudes xxx P.S God still loves ya xxx

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

whats up my american bitchs, did i miss anything today? sorry im only coming on now, was at university expanding my knowledge and ironically it was about obesity and straight away i thought of your country

Did you miss anything today? You missed an opportunity to leave that joke of a nation, Scotch-land, home of alcoholism and bestiality. America is God's nation, I will send you a postcard from heaven, please leave us a forwarding address to your eternal residence in hell.

[Islander]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

whats up my american bitchs, did i miss anything today? sorry im only coming on now, was at university expanding my knowledge and ironically it was about obesity and straight away i thought of your country

[Wide-Open]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

So... if I am correct in understanding - you are insulting my home country, calling it various satanic based things, because it's "unashamedly following God's word"

Stop being so childish.

Your "home country" only gets used when the Top Gear heathens want to test cars above the speed limit (although Jesus clearly told us to obey secular laws...)

Even worse, I thought your "wad of mud" was part of the UK. Now please tell me how separation of "Church & State" works over there. Go on, show us how bright you are!

There was a reason why we kicked your sorry ass out of the Americas.

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Oh, I was confused! I originally thought that this was a post about the gay bar I live around the corner from, named "the Isle of Man". I now know where they got their motivation to sin. It makes sense that they would take example from something as ungodly as this place. Next time I picket this lair of Satan I will make a sign saying "God hates fags. Go back to the Isle of Man."

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

There you go. God hates you.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

And the wonder why we don't roll out the Red Carpet for them.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

I would like to say i'm christian, albeit not a very strong one, the only times i have visited church is when it was mandatory back in my school days, and for rites of passage (weddings and funerals)

There you go. God hates you.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

[ManxAsTheHills]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

I would like to say i'm christian, albeit not a very strong one, the only times i have visited church is when it was mandatory back in my school days, and for rites of passage (weddings and funerals)