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  • Cheng_pu_the_Golden
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    Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    They are such a creepy people, Basilissa. I am so grateful the LORD chose to have me born in a Godly nation.




    JESUSAVES
    Locked and loaded, ready to kill, mexican devils beware!

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  • Alvin Moss
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    If God didn't hate South America, He never would have filled it up with Mexicans.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    They are such a creepy people, Basilissa. I am so grateful the LORD chose to have me born in a Godly nation.




    JESUSAVES

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America

    All people in South America are ruthless savages!

    They proudly walk on the so-called "streets" of their so-called "cities" wearing skulls of people whom they've killed:





    They gather heads of innocent bystanders when they run in amok with swords in their hands:





    Some people avoid beheading by becoming slaves. Such people are then forced to work and publicly humiliated by being painted black and displayed in victory dances:






    After that, the victors copulate in public:

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America

    A lot of people around where I live talk that Mexican and that includes me. I don't speak really good Mexican, but the Mexicans I am talking to don't speak very good Mexican either. They are mostly the gardener and the maid, or sometimes rude people at traffic lights.

    Most of that Mexican is just made up as you go along. They don't have that many words. You yell things like Aye Wey! and Pinche Wey! if you are mad and it is good to wave your arms around a lot to show you are serious. If they seem angry you say, "Yo tango un gran pistola", which means I have a big pistol. It is sometimes necessary to show it to them, so you better have one.

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America

    Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
    ¿Qué tienen que ver mi idioma con la idea de creer o no en Jesús?
    Translation for our Church members:

    Is it because of my language that I don't believe in Jesus?
    I don't know, but I feel so sorry for you, dear. However, I'll keep praying for you, just in case.

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America

    Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
    Landover Baptist Church= Iglesia Bautista de Landover
    = la iglesia preferida de Dios

    Bible= Biblia
    = un libro que debes leer y aceptar como la Palabra de Dios si no quieres ser condenada

    Hell= Infierno
    = adonde irás si no te arrepientes

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    If we wanted to speak wetback, we'd sneak across the border in the wrong directions, spit in God's face by joining the catlick "church", and live on a diet of tacos and pinatas.

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  • ILoveAnimals
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    Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America

    Landover Baptist Church= Iglesia Bautista de Landover

    Bible= Biblia

    God= Dios

    Hell= Infierno

    Satan= Satanás, el Diablo o el Demonio

    USA= Estados Unidos de Norteamérica

    Heaven= Cielo o Paraíso

    A Little spanish lesson, so you can see tan your most used words have their translations, because you're not the only ones who believe in God in the world, even your cult's name has a name in spanish

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    That's impressive, Pastor. I did not know that you can speak Satan.
    Thanks, Brother. Speaking Mexican increases the number of Mary-hailers whom I can rebuke.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    ¿Por qué no te gusta Jesucristo? Él murió por tus muchos, muchos pecados.
    That's impressive, Pastor. I did not know that you can speak Satan.

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  • ILoveAnimals
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    Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    ¿Por qué no te gusta Jesucristo? Él murió por tus muchos, muchos pecados.
    ¿Qué tienen que ver mi idioma con la idea de creer o no en Jesús?

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Originally posted by ILoveAnimals View Post
    ¿Por qué no les gusta América del Sur? Creo además que el español es un idioma hermoso, ya sé que el inglés es el idioma universal porque es mas fácil de aprender, pero aprender español también puede ser una buena experiencia
    ¿Por qué no te gusta Jesucristo? Él murió por tus muchos, muchos pecados.

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  • Callisto
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    Giant rat has never looked so good! But could that be cuy by any chance?

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Hey, capybaras are good (when braised with a light creamy garlic sauce).

    That looks more like guinea pig, also a mexican delicacy

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