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    IMPORTANT ELECTION INFORMATION FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER!

    ATTENTION ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER: Tomorrow's election is one we can NOT afford to lose to Osama Barack! It is the most important election since God placed George W. Bush in office over that communist Al Gored! Please pay careful attention to the following...

    If you have a husband, have him escort you into the ballot booth to help you vote!

    If you don't have a husband but do have a father, have him escort you into the ballot booth to help you vote!

    If you don't have a husband or a father, Landover Baptist Church will have all pastors, deacons, and single men (with chaperones) stationed at all designated polling stations who will volunteer to escort you into the ballot booth to help you vote!

    All you need to do is show up with proper identification and the menfolk will take it from there. The Diebold voting machines are too complicated for us so they will press all appropriate selections to ensure nothing goes wrong.

    Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America!
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
    My Ladies of Landover profile!
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    Re: IMPORTANT ELECTION INFORMATION FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER!

    I really do hope that McCain wins.

    I can't wait !

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    • #3
      Re: IMPORTANT ELECTION INFORMATION FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER!

      Originally posted by Gear Shifter View Post
      I really do hope that McCain wins.

      I can't wait !
      Please do more than hope, please do something more substantive - PRAY!


      And again I'd like to remind all orphan spinsters and widows, there will be men on site to help you vote. If you have not already passed your early voter ballots on to your pastor, no need to worry. Everything will be taken care of tomorrow.
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

      Blogging for CHRIST!
      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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      • #4
        Re: IMPORTANT ELECTION INFORMATION FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER!

        Originally posted by Gear Shifter View Post
        I really do hope that McCain wins.

        I can't wait !
        Are you a female then? I was under the impression that you were a Man.

        You aren't one of those queers are you?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: IMPORTANT ELECTION INFORMATION FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER!

          This was the easiest voting day ever! My husband, Mr. Whitford, came into the booth with me and did all the complicated voting stuff on the Diebold machine for me, only making Godly selections all the way down the ticket.
          Posted via Prayer

          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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          • #6
            Re: IMPORTANT ELECTION INFORMATION FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER!

            Since my husband passed away I let a Pastor do my Voting for me.

            Too much to think about gives me a headache.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #7
              Re: IMPORTANT ELECTION INFORMATION FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER!

              I let two Pastors help me vote!

              So I imagine one was for McCain and the other one was for Palin.

              Wouldn't it be hysterical if we had a mix-up and got Obama-Palin?

              No. Maybe not. I'm sorry, Pastor, for even thinking about it

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              • #8
                Re: IMPORTANT ELECTION INFORMATION FOR ALL LADIES OF LANDOVER!

                Ugh, ACORN is going to trump all of those votes. Haven't people learned from Blacks in Africa?? I'm disgusted and hope that God forgives the once-Godly United States of America.

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