[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

Did he pay your father 50 shekels of silver and marry you, as the Bible requires?

Congratulations on your wedding!

Yes Sir he did. Thank you!

That is just lovely that there are still some young people choosing traditional marriage.

Dare to resist anal penetration with all your might.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

Then prisons should not exist. Then we are punishing people who killed one of our loved ones because God made him do it.

Where did you come up with this idea? God doesn't make people do things.

God allows people do to things. He knows in advance that they are going to do the things they do. Sure, He could stop them. But He chooses to ALLOW them to do their evil acts.

That does mean that God wants those things to happen, like the Holocaust or 9/11, but it doesn't mean He MADE them happen.

I hope this clears things up for you.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

I haven't been raped yet, but if it's part of God's Plan then I look forward to the difficulty. I will have Jesus on my mind while the horrible act is occurring.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

Islam sounds better and better to me the more you write.

So you've read the Koran then?

[MiriamMaria]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

Then prisons should not exist. Then we are punishing people who killed one of our loved ones because God made him do it. Are you serious? Then anyone who has ever revenged anything will go directly to hell guys. Or is it God controlling EVRYTHING? Because then he wouldn't have to let anyone get killed og rapes to teach them a lesson. Then they would already be the person he wants them to be.
When er look at this page with all these old and young people writing I start thinking if I should choose another religion instead of this madness. You are freaking me out. Islam sounds better and better to me the more you write.

Go and see the world!!!! Live among poor people who believes in God because they have to!!!!

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

When er look at this page with all these old and young people writing I start thinking if I should choose another religion instead of this madness. You are freaking me out.

Dear Friend,

How the devil screams when we call him by his name!

Yours in Him,
bab

[MiriamMaria]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

Then prisons should not exist. Then we are punishing people who killed one of our loved ones because God made him do it. Are you serious? Then anyone who has ever revenged anything will go directly to hell guys. Or is it God controlling EVRYTHING? Because then he wouldn't have to let anyone get killed og rapes to teach them a lesson. Then they would already be the person he wants them to be.
When er look at this page with all these old and young people writing I start thinking if I should choose another religion instead of this madness. You are freaking me out. Islam sounds better and better to me the more you write.

[KateSanders]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

Did he pay your father 50 shekels of silver and marry you, as the Bible requires?

Congratulations on your wedding!

Yes Sir he did. Thank you!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

I was thinking the same thing.

Thank God I was raped.

Did he pay your father 50 shekels of silver and marry you, as the Bible requires?

Congratulations on your wedding!

[KateSanders]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

Thank God my husband died in that awful accident.

They are so right, it was God's Will.

I was thinking the same thing.

Thank God I was raped.

[Bible Student]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

Although I shy away from bragging about it, in certain circles I'm quite a well known grief counselor.

Pastor Zeke, is there any way this poor grieving person can be located?

I would certainly offer all the time necessary to get her on her back set her back on the path to true happiness.

Your Honor,

I certainly understand your urge to comfort that poor child. If only Facebook weren't discouraged among True Christians™ you might be able to have her contact you that way. Hope Pastor Zeke can come through for you. Meanwhile have pleasant thoughts.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

If god was real, he would never get rape.

Well, then you just proved God exists as He never got raped! See how easy that was?

[St. Adam]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

If god was real, he would never get rape. Get off you lazy butts and enter the real world.

[Talitha]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

Thank God my husband died in that awful accident.

They are so right, it was God's Will.

[HTannor]

Re: Thank God I Was Raped!

Although I shy away from bragging about it, in certain circles I'm quite a well known grief counselor.

Pastor Zeke, is there any way this poor grieving person can be located?

I would certainly offer all the time necessary to get her on her back set her back on the path to true happiness.