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Re: Remember the Alamo! Tony Alamo

Me, I suggest calling the police. Judges aren't easy on domestic abuse. Instead of being locked in a closet, he'd get locked in a jail cell.... with big, hairy men looking for somewhere to put their pecker.

Me, I still say kick the looser to the curb. Is he at work right now? Yes? Okay, take all his stuff, put it in a box, throw the box out on the lawn and call a locksmith to change the locks to your house. Trust me, life will get better.

Mouhaha seeing these sick freaks being turned into "Jail Chicks" sounds fun too

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Re: Remember the Alamo! Tony Alamo

My Husband, Snottyduck, is going to be so ill with me I don't dare go down to the marsh today.....

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Re: Remember the Alamo! Tony Alamo

My Husband, Snottyduck, is going to be so ill with me I don't dare go down to the marsh today.....

Okay, let me see if I understand this: you are married to someone named "Snottyduck" and he beats you when he thinks you've done the slightest thing wrong?

I'm amazed this church accepts you. From what I've read, they usually hate the mentally retarded.

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Re: Remember the Alamo! Tony Alamo

Okay, let me see if I understand this: you are married to someone named "Snottyduck" and he beats you when he thinks you've done the slightest thing wrong?

I'm amazed this church accepts you. From what I've read, they usually hate the mentally retarded.

He claims we're not even Married though we were Married in the Holiest way imaginable: By Proxy

Mentally retarded? GoD, NO!!! We Hate retards here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Remember the Alamo! Tony Alamo

He claims we're not even Married though we were Married in the Holiest way imaginable: By Proxy

Good for you. Much easier to escape.

Mentally retarded? GoD, NO!!! We Hate retards here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would make you self hating, wouldn't it?