[nocommonsense]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

i love how this site has JDate advertisments....

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

Patrick Swayze is my God! I worship him and pray to him 5 times a day. He talked to GOD in Ghost, He is the Messiah, he is the modern day Jesus. He will never die!

I noticed that you did not introduce yourself in the introduction forum. Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay particular attention to the "noobs" thread. Post an introduction on the introduction forum. Be polite.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

That's what you believe? Seriously?

[Jasonellena]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

EAT MY ASS Cody, you dickless ass f*ck*in raper. SWAYZE IS GOD!

[Jasonellena]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

Fox News says my Patrick has not given up treatment, so there you have The Truth.

I LOVE YOU, PATRICK!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,485206,00.html

HELL YA!

[Jasonellena]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

Patrick Swayze is my God! I worship him and pray to him 5 times a day. He talked to GOD in Ghost, He is the Messiah, he is the modern day Jesus. He will never die!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

Fox News says my Patrick has not given up treatment, so there you have The Truth.

I LOVE YOU, PATRICK!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,485206,00.html

[Nobar King]

Re: Patrick Swayze gets ready for Hell

Could you provide a link to this Associated Press story, Mr. Jingles?

I made it easy for Mr. Jingles:

[SUV]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

Are you people implying that he is still alive!

As Certain as there's a God in His Heaven, I know that Swoozie-Floozie is DEAD!

[JennyD]

Re: Patrick Swayze gets ready for Hell

(AP) Actor Patrick Swayze, 56, has given up on cancer treatments & is awaiting an eternity in the Lake Of Fire. Mr. Swayze told reporters 'I admit that I wasted my life and corrupted many children, causing them to become perverts. While I did kill lots of commies in 'Red Dawn,' I can never be forgiven for portraying a cross-dressing homo. I am expecting to go to Hell, & am practicing my best screams of agony.' His wife, Lisa, has given away most of his clothing to charity, except for his 'Wong Fu' outlet, which she has burned. Mrs. Swayze commented that 'while I am sad at my husbands' impending death, he completely blew it, & will regret it for all eternity-oh well.' Friends & family members plan to make fun of him at his memorial service, & have invited Fred Phelps to picket it.

Could you provide a link to this Associated Press story, Mr. Jingles?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Patrick Swayze gets ready for Hell

Video proof of a perverted Swayze thrusting his hips straight to HELL!

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1422

[Mr. Jingles]

Patrick Swayze gets ready for Hell

(AP) Actor Patrick Swayze, 56, has given up on cancer treatments & is awaiting an eternity in the Lake Of Fire. Mr. Swayze told reporters 'I admit that I wasted my life and corrupted many children, causing them to become perverts. While I did kill lots of commies in 'Red Dawn,' I can never be forgiven for portraying a cross-dressing homo. I am expecting to go to Hell, & am practicing my best screams of agony.' His wife, Lisa, has given away most of his clothing to charity, except for his 'Wong Fu' outlet, which she has burned. Mrs. Swayze commented that 'while I am sad at my husbands' impending death, he completely blew it, & will regret it for all eternity-oh well.' Friends & family members plan to make fun of him at his memorial service, & have invited Fred Phelps to picket it.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

What a wonderful idea! I see no reason why the Pineapple Upside-Down Mug won't work, as long as you remember the cherry!

Ooh, I'll go fire up the microwave again! This is so exciting!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

Oh Mother Glendora, I just made half a dozen of these to test them out and they were delicious! I'm off to pop another half dozen in the microwave. Thank you so much for the recipe!

I wonder if a pineapple upside down cake in a mug would work? Or cheesecake in a mug?

What a wonderful idea! I see no reason why the Pineapple Upside-Down Mug won't work, as long as you remember the cherry!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Why won't Patrick Swayze die?

Oh Mother Glendora, I just made half a dozen of these to test them out and they were delicious! I'm off to pop another half dozen in the microwave. Thank you so much for the recipe!

I wonder if a pineapple upside down cake in a mug would work? Or cheesecake in a mug?