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For further evidence of the moral bankruptcy of those who worship the Queen of England, THIS fits the bill nicely. Jesus works around the clock.
Let me assure everyone in our congregation that this could NEVER happen in our Church. Brother BJ and the boys in security take good care of us. 
Drunk is saved by the bell
A DRUNKEN worshipper was saved by the bell after he fell asleep and got trapped inside a church for more than an hour.
When the man awoke he found the doors locked and had no option but to start ringing the church bell to summon help.
With the prospect of being stuck inside overnight, and worried about rumoured ghosts, he started ringing out the morse code for SOS.
As dusk began to fall, at about 4.30pm on Monday, he was still ringing for his life with no help on the way.
Eventually, a resident living near St Faith's Church in West Street, Havant, realised something was wrong.
He spotted two Police Community Support Officers and they sprung into action.
They could hear the man inside but all the doors were locked.
'When we found him inside he told us he went into the church to have a sit down but fell asleep.He told the police he had been drinking which may have made him a bit dozy. He looked quite embarrassed about the whole incident when we found him. Maybe after this he might consider taking up bell ringing as a hobby.'
'They normally only sound after a wedding or during bell ringing practice.
'The sound was like SOS morse code. It was all quite funny really, but it teaches him a lesson not to be drunk in a church. When he came out I heard him say "I didn't want to be in there all night, there are ghosts in the church".'
A DRUNKEN worshipper was saved by the bell after he fell asleep and got trapped inside a church for more than an hour.
When the man awoke he found the doors locked and had no option but to start ringing the church bell to summon help.
With the prospect of being stuck inside overnight, and worried about rumoured ghosts, he started ringing out the morse code for SOS.
As dusk began to fall, at about 4.30pm on Monday, he was still ringing for his life with no help on the way.
Eventually, a resident living near St Faith's Church in West Street, Havant, realised something was wrong.
He spotted two Police Community Support Officers and they sprung into action.
They could hear the man inside but all the doors were locked.
'When we found him inside he told us he went into the church to have a sit down but fell asleep.He told the police he had been drinking which may have made him a bit dozy. He looked quite embarrassed about the whole incident when we found him. Maybe after this he might consider taking up bell ringing as a hobby.'
'They normally only sound after a wedding or during bell ringing practice.
'The sound was like SOS morse code. It was all quite funny really, but it teaches him a lesson not to be drunk in a church. When he came out I heard him say "I didn't want to be in there all night, there are ghosts in the church".'
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