This is FISHY! Tell Obama!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

As we all know, President Obama wants us all to report any "fishy rumors" to flag@whitehouse.gov.

Just look at this! Something fishy is definitely going on in Benson's untimely demise!

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I've reported this fishy rumor. I hope there aren't other, unreported fishy rumors out there!